Minutes20230116
MEETING 1/16
OFFICER REPORTS
Kevin: had spiked cupcakes for the second time, looks exactly the same as before break
Twain: went and saw brother in salt lake city, poop map app
NEW PEOPLE!!!
Danny, they/them, ECE, freshman, florida(ish), is here
Teadora, they/them, engineer, freshman, pittsburgh, wears glasses
Zuli, she/her (any), freshman, economics & statistics, from jersey, from jersey
Robert, he/him, sophomore, new jersey, has fingers
Charles: went to friends house, saw turtle named trooper, Event, potluck in porter, 7 pm, PHA18A
Izzy: spent most of break sleeping all day, played legally obtained wii games, pulled muscle in arm, SUBMIT TO PRAVDA
Julia: went to college tour
Howie: I spent break working at a record store because that’s the holiday rush
Izzy^Kaylie: spent last 4 weeks locked in school of drama
COMMITTEE REPORTS
Charles: Booth: did you know that KGB is a booth org? Get involved, check out the booth channel, one of the first things you can do is trainings, come to tools training
Twain: culinary standards: 98k is doing a free keychain thing if you spend over 16$ 30+$ mug
Tim: corn subsidies board, 6.76$
Tim: wigglytuff: I don’t have fingers
Mckenna: Teletubbies Drama, a lot of the actors were professional dancers who incorporated their dances, the actress who played Po was also in a raunchier show “yes I was Po, but I am an actor, and the role looked interesting, I didn’t take the lesbian role to be controversial.”
OLD BUSINESS
Twain has thing
Robert wants thing, not fault: 2-3 inches of snow back home
ORDERS OF THE DAY
Tim nominates the gentleman from alabama for speaker of the house
motion to create totally unrelated shady research committee, “to be totally unrelated to the shady finacial practices committee”
Mckenna: Mis. shady business: how would I know
Sold to Julia, 3$, chaired by: chair of shady financial practices committee
Charles: motion to allocate 69$ and 420c for sippy sips and nummy nums and 2 folding tables for this weeks event
Julia: ammend to 420$ and 69c
Tim: strike “sippy sips and nummy nums and” and disallow the purchase of summit cola with this allocation
(been changed, been changed)
Aresh: 69$ and 420 nickels?
Twain: motion to ammend to 100$
(friendly, been changed)
PASSED, will have 2 folding tables
Charles: motion to allocate 22$ for monopoly for this week’s event
Sawyer: which addition
Charles: most original I can find at target
Mckenna: do you intend to play it with or without house rules
Charles: prefer how it’s intended to be played
Robert: who are you to decide how monopoly is played
Izzy: does it come with the original original socialist rules
Tim: very important: motion to disallow the additional purchase of summit cola
Twain: who in this room has purchased summit cola at least once
PASSED, been changed
PASSED, been allocated
Avalon: motion to create the communist monopoly committee “research and development of a communist monopoly”
Mckenna: booth committee approves
TeaDora: motion to create the committee of confused engineering students
(Various nonsense)
PASSED, sold for 1$ to Mckenna (chaired by Tinky Winky)
Twain: motion to create the animal facts committee “to share fun animal facts”
Xander: proposal that all animal facts must be from Zfrank videos
Theo: motion to update purpose: “presenting animal facts with pictures of said animal” (friendly)
Avalon: motion to amend to “with pictures of other animals” (friendly)
Avalon: are humans animals?
Twain: some of them
Robert: does this include bacteria or plants
Twain: sure
(various animal facts in discussion omitted from the minutes)
PASSED, sold for 3$ to Twain, chaired by David Attenborough
Mckenna: motion to make a standing rule that someone can raise their hand in response to a claim, and it subtracts 2 hp from both people, succulent: pants on fire, emoji: jeans
Twain: motion to amend to if you say “liar liar pants on fire to someone about a thing that has an objective truth (whatever that means), if they are correct then the person who proclaimed liar liar pants on fire loses five points, otherwise the person who made the claim loses five hp”
Xander: details?
Twain: if its google-able, or witness-able
Twain: anyone can chime in with an “um actually”
Twain: if it’s google-able and you can find two conflicting reputable sources
Tim: motion to discard ammendment, fail standing rule by acclamation, to be published in pravda
(PASSED, standing rule been failed)
Teadora: motion to create the committee of confused engineering students purpose 1: “to just sit there and draw force body diagrams” purpose 2: “emotional support but its like a truss that’s not very supportive”
PASSED, sold for $3.50 to teadora, “I will be the chair, I promise to do part of role by being engineering student, and a little bit of an asshole”
Theo: motion to create the committee of overworked SOD students “to take revenge on SOD for stealing away SOD students from KGB”
Izzy: motion to amend “to take revenge on” to “ensure actual revenge will be taken on”
Friendly, been changed
PASSED, sold for $1.01 to Theo, chaired by the ghosts of the SOD students who are no longer with us
Charles: motion to allocate 1.2 gs for booth shit
Tim: what are we going to do with it?
Charles: non-water damaged drills, building materials, plywood, paint
PASSED, been allocated
ANNOUNCEMENTS
We r KGB, exec meeting time has not been set, will keep you posted
Charles: we’re having potluck in the porter, bring food, spreadsheet on discord, you should fill it in if you want to bring stuff, will be in RRA in about an hour
Kevin: we will be in a different room for meeting next week
Izzy: Wean 5415
Kevin: we are looking for a new S@A since Kaylie has been kidnapped by SOD, sergeant at arms is supposed to protect me from being harmed, set up for event
SCHMUCKS
Shelby: I have accumulated 51 cents in donations handed off to exec, accumulated during treasurers report
Charles: I have baby turtle pictures
Theo: horse pictures
