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MEETING 2/6
OFFICER REPORTS
Kevin: brought late birthday card
Twain: went to pittsburgh symphony orchestra, no justice for Twain’s milk
NEW PERSON!!!!
Ekemini, he/him, junior Cs, Minnesota, standing rn
Charles: went to harmony PA, more german than expected for the US
UPA: come to it and volunteer your time
Nick^Izzy: stayed at home the entire time Julia: stayed inside
Nick^Howard: studied for 18220 exam on valentines day
Avalon: stayed up until 3am, milkshakes, karaoke
COMMITTEE REPORTS
Aresh: mushroom fact
Twain: san diego zoo safari park is home to the only captive platypus outside of australia, only 7 in australia have them
Kaylie: cats are stupid: met Draco, he likes everyone about the same, disappointing
Tim: corn subs. corn 6.78$
Robert: a.h. blahaj conservation - 1 homed blahaj
Tim: blahaj as long
Nick: a.h. mortality committee: not all of us will live to be 80
Nick: mealblock: 5$
McKenna: booth chair: currently 3 chairs in Kage, 6 booth chairs outside of Kage
Tim: perfectly balanced mental health: tradeoffs of leaving house
Charles: booth committee, stack moved, we have so many walls to destroy
McKenna: booth committee, new drills
Twain: animal facts: great flamingo 5 ft tall 6 pounds
Teddy: mis. animal fasts: fastest movement is trapjaw ant
Kaylie: KGBaraoke this thursday is last day of freedom, lmk if you want to go to karaoke
Theo: great flamingo weighs 5.6 african flamingo is 6.5 pygmy hedgehog
Avalon: group of flamingos is flamboyance
Tim: some animals even known to exist
Kaylie: mis animal facts + poop maps committee: am I pooping way too little or does Twain just poop more than me?
Twain: I poop on the higher end of what is considered normal
(groupchat name that I failed to write here), Twain is in poop league, is winning in spite of joining a month late
Kaylie: mis animal facts: I’m getting old, what is rizz?
Aresh: short for charisma, smoothness
Nick: a.h. human facts - humans poop 2-3 times a day to 2-3 times a week on average
OLD BUSINESS
Howard has thing (not here)
Kaylie wants: not fault: humans have such a wide range of normal poop frewquence, is fault: inadequacy compared to twain
ORDERS OF THE DAY
motion to create the procrastination committee, “I’ll think about it later”
Twain: motion to table for 6 months
PASSED, been tabled
Initial order
from the ootd of Feb 1 2021, from the ootd of the 20th of jan 2020, a motion to create the "'from the ootd of the 27th of jan 2020' a motion to create a com" com com: with the purpose "from the ootd of the 13th of jan 2020 with the purpose 'com'"
motion to amend the pattern to include today’s date in it
Final motion: from the ootd of Feb 1 2021, from the ootd of the 20th of jan 2020, a motion to create the [from the orders of the day of 6th of Feb of 2023 "'from the ootd of the 27th of jan 2020' a motion to create a com” com com: with the purpose "from the ootd of the 13th of jan 2020 with the purpose 'com'"
(I think)
Twain: motion to table for 10 years
Passed, been tabled for 10 years
motion to create the howard’s birthday from one week ago, “to celebrate howard’s birthday from 1 week ago”
sold for 4$ to Jonathan, chaired by “can I get back to you”
NEW BUSINESS
Avalon: motion to create a standing rule such that there is interest on debts such that 0.00069% interest is accumulated every time a friday the 13th passes
succulent: that desk emoji: silver coin
FAILED
McKenna: standing rule such that if you are touching lava for more than 10 consecutive seconds you lose 50 hp, succulent: skull and bones, emoji:fireman emoji
Robert: is lava #defined to be something else?
McKenna: floor is lava committee exists
PASSED, been stood
Sold for Corn (7$) to tim
KEVIN said who will!!!!
Teddy: motion to create a standing rule such that anytime anyone enters a meeting after committee reports everyone in the meeting has to stand up until that person sits down
emoji: up arrow, succulent: joe
McKenna: motion to amend “committee reports” to “real and relevant announcements”
Charles: floor is lava: when people are standing the floor is lava, except Kevin
Failed, not amended
Theo: motion to append “and face the highest clock” after stand up
Tim: in order to all face the highest clock we would rely on the president to face the right direction
McKenna: we can all just face the same direction as Kevin
Kaylie: why does this general body listen to Kevin
Passed, been changed
Twain: it is such that any one of us could leave and come back to
Kaylie: motion to amend the standing rule, such that “when someone enters the room after committee reports, kevin does a little dance and the rest of the general body has to copy the dance. and the standing rule is named ‘just dance with Kevin’”
Nick: someone walks in late and then Kevin does a dance and then we follow him, who the fuck do you think you are?
Failed
Nick: motion to amend such that people come in after committee reports cannot sit down
amendment failed
Final Motion: motion to create a standing rule such that anytime anyone enters a meeting after committee reports everyone in the meeting has to stand up and face the highest clock until that person sits down
Passed
sold for 3$ to Minjae
Charles: motion to allocate 23$ and 140 cents for sippy sips and nummy nums for this week’s event
Passed, been allocated
RRA
exec meetings 12:30 in the UC
Event: UPA, Friday at 7 pm, sign up form, can’t be forced to do things you don’t want to do. If there is anyone you do not want to be bought by, only exec or some subset of exec will know, you can let any person on exec know confidentially.
Izzy: submit to Pravda
CTFWS is next week, rules committee #2 will be sometime this week, if you’re interested in coming to rules committee, let Kevin know, fill out judge form on discord
Kevin: This is week 4 of classes, CMU is tough.
SCHMUCKS
Kaylie: I’m going to Karaoke on Thursday
(Chorus of justice for Twain’s milk)
Minjaae: congrats for minjae’s voice back
Colors, GTFO
