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GENERAL BODY MEETING 3/20/23

OFFICER REPORTS

Kevin: guilty gear, running so slow, could dodge perfectly, switched to other computer

Twain: went to killers concert, only know 2 killers songs, accidently got into standing room since ticket guy was gone, it was good. They ended with Mr. brightside, deadest eyes of Mr. Brandon Flowers.

McKenna^Charles: mostly did booth, girlfriend making me tie her shoes, stumbling into art gallery in lawerenceville, have event improv

NicK^Izzy: don’t remember what did over weekend, submit to pravda, you will find pravda in the pravda channel

Julia: Made night pasta

Howard: drank some milk, still somehow got poisoned, please pay your debts, election rapidly approaches (a very reluctant clear the decks

COMMITTEE REPORTS

Nick^Avalon: had a weekend, probably involved a lot of business, indeed stocks are not doing well this week, the federal reserve is doing some whacky shit

COMMITTEE REPORTS

Corn subs: 6.33$

Mealblock: 6$

Aresh: animal facts: isopod

Twain: animal facts: ur mom

Keerthana: not fault: winter jacket, sunglasses

Daniel: there are 2 different kinds of shrimp

Keerthana: hivemind: today shrimps can be in whatever order they wish to be as pineapple end report

McKenna: booth: we have 18 days until move on. That friday need a lot of hands. We have a few wallframes left, we have a lot of ply to pull, please come help, we’re here to figure out how to get as much participation as we can

McKenna: booth chair committee: briefly had 5 furniture chairs in kage, back to 4

McKenna: nominating committee:

all of nom com would like to remind you all that if you are interested in a position you should strongly consider talking to the current holder of that position. Being on exec does take work.

can see nominations at cmukgb.org/nominations, slides at cmukgb.org/electionguide

Platforms due April 14th at 7pm

Annual meeting April 17th

Kevin: joe biden for president

Nick: Kevin for rec sec (No)

Twain: Nick for rec sec (No)

Kevin: Twain for rec sec (No)

Kevin: Julia for S@A (Yes)

Twain: Aresh for 2vp (No)

Twain: Aresh for corsec (Yes)

Daniel: Twain for corsec (No)

Aresh: robert for corsec (No)

Kevin: Alex for S@A (No)

Howard: Julia for president (No)

McKenna: Mr. Propaganda Machine: requesting a report from hivemind committee: Never ever spoil milk and spring avacadoes on table cloth photography end report

Minjae: a.h. internet explorer financial advice committee: maybe SVB is not a good investment

Tim: a.h. meteorological: we entered in winter and we will leave in spring

Keerthana: your nose can’t be 12 inches long or else it would be a foot

Howard: get ready for ie for windows 7

Robert has thing, McKenna wants thing: not fault: one of ice packs breaking

NEW BUSINESS

Nick: motion to create the Kevin for Rec Sec committee “Twain for rec sec”

PASSED, Sold for 1$ to Nick, chaired by Tinky Winky

Keerthana: motion to eject the chair from the meeting

Twain: motion to create the hand motions for mascots for other colleges committee “zot zot”

Teddy: played anteater sound that sounded like dubstep

Howard: played anteater sound

Tim: zot comes from the comic strip BC

Minjae: some-body

Twain: “hook-em”

Izzy: once told me the world is gonna role me

McKenna: coyotes migrated to western pennsylvania in the 70s

Twain: go pokes

Minjae: everything is awesome

Tim: everything is cool when you’re part of a team

PASSED, sold for 2$ to Keerthana, chaired by “zot zot zot”

Twain: motion to allocate 70$ and 70 cents for sippy sips and nummy nums for this week’s event

Julia: motion to amend “this week’s event” to “the event that is this is week” (friendly, been changed)

Twain: including summit 
Twain: call to question

PASSED, been allocated

Teddy: motion to create a standing rule such that the non-booth chair person who has spent the most hours on booth will be able to pass any standing rule they wish after spring carnival. emoji: house, succulent: joe biden

Twain: if that standing rule involves another person they can unfriendly it, in which case they can propose another standing rule (friendly, been changed)

Howard: motion to amend to amend emoji to push*

Tim: motion to amend “after spring carnival to the meeting before the end of spring carnival” (would be anyone who does builds up through and including the tenth would get a rule for the 10th) (friendly, been changed)

McKenna: motion to amend to “the most builds attended after spring break”

Howard: motion to amend such that the standing rule needs only a 1/3rd vote in favor from the general body

Amended such that the standing rule needs one additional vote from someone other than the proposer to pass

Sold to Tim for 1$

McKenna: motion to allocate 200$ for pizza and sippy sips and nummy nums, excluding summit cola, for as long as it lasts for booth builds

PASSED, have free floating booth pizza money

Aresh: motion to create the time travel committee “to go back in time and kill the chair of the time travel committee”

(Aresh’s phone rings, he sprints out of room)

Howard: motion to table for one week.

PASSED, been tabled

REAL & RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS

We R KGB, exec meetings, 12:30 3rd floor of UC, have event: Improv, PH A18B, will do improv games
Howard: if you got nominated, there’s a very real chance that you actually get elected, please ask that person, it is a time committment, you will be expected to go to events and meetings

Nick: does being a KGB exec member count for experiential learning (The answer is yes)

McKenna: Booth builds wed 5-8, sat 2pm, sundays 1:30, please show up, we voted to build a booth, we want that to happen. Pretty likely that there will be pizza, at least two orange-colored snacks, cheeseballs, gold fish

Kevin: next week’s event is trivia, please let us know if you want to do trivia

SCHMUCKS

Twain:Friday 6pm rally for trans rights outside Kathy, go then come to improv

McKenna: do you like CTFWS with a larger proportion of murder hallway: ITR wean 4 Saturday at 10pm

Izzy: submit to pravda

Minjae: motion to purple

Twain: various colors, gitfo