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GENERAL BODY MEETING 2 [correction-3] /27/23
Kevin: played guilty gear again, still trash at guilty gear
Twain: went to drag show at pitt, found out about another drag show want to go to
Charles: got hair done, hair has changed over time? Trivia night, if you want to run a category, wean 5409, Friday at 7 pm
Robert^Izzy: looked for more stuff for pravda, submit to pravda
Julia: MEME suite, attendance
Minjae^Howard: did not commit fraud, pay dues, or imma getcha
(Kevin’s hands are soft)
Avalon: made out with a priest, so did nick, technically (in play, Nick = 2 elizabeths, Avalon = 1 Elizabeth)
Minjae: IE History: Israel is a bastion of democracy
McKenna: Mr. Propaganda machine: Dall-E is back (It was down on last report)
McKenna: Nomination Committee:
Accepting nominations through April 10th, 2 GBMs from now, meeting before the elections
Kevin: Submit a platform, cmukgb.org/platforms
Minjae: Kevin for Rec Sec (No)
Nick: Twain for Rec Sec (No)
Teddy for treasurer (Yes)
Kevin: Avalon for S@A (Yes)
Twain: Nick for Rec Sec (No)
Robert: Rec Sec for Kevin (???)
Tim: Evan for re se
Kevin: Minjae for Rec Sec (Yes)
Charles: All your jokes are really funny, the only reason I’m not laughing is to maintain neutrality. :/
Tim: rubber ducky for the one
Avalon: hold on, wait hold on, I had a tab open, no I deleted it, mis animal facts: elephants can and will exact revenge
McKenna: mis animals: rats can and will learn hide and seek for reward of tickling
Nick: humans like to walk with their leg and breathe with their lungs
Twain: most humans do not see tickling as a social reward
(I have reached the limit on the number of animal facts I will record for this meeting)
OLD BUSINESS
McKenna has thing, Avalon wants thing, not fault: econ assigned hw assignment 10 days in advance, started at 1 am, everything else including other hw is fault
Tim: time travel committee from 2006: went back 33 years and discovered that the misappropriation committee.
From last week: time travel committee
Aresh: table until last week, PASSED, been tabled?
NEW BUSINESS
Nick: motion to create the order of the day committee for the purpose of being tabled for 1 week
Motion to table for 1 week, passed, been tabled
Daniel: motion to create a committee with the name “theres a standing rule that there’s a standing rule that happens when something passes by a 0-0 vote “something I guess”
(PASSED DUE TO A 0-0 vote, sold to Daniel for 4$, “this has been wonderful”)
McKenna: motion to allocate 400$ for sippy sips, nummy nums, and pizza, and not summit cola for booth until it runs out
PASSED, been allocated
Twain: motion to create a standing rule such that kevin cannot use the same three items for yay nay abstain in the same meeting. emoji: cancel (circle with slash), succulent: rainbow theo
McKenna: who are you my mom committee: wants consequences
Twain: amend such that if kevin does the same things twice, he needs to give us a nice little jig (jigs are in 3)
PASSED, sold for 1$ to TIM
Julia: motion to create the table committee, “to hold all the tabled motions”
Twain: motion to table for 1 week
PASSED, been tabled for a week
McKenna: motion to create the four sided booth committee “FOUR SIDED BOOTH FOUR SIDED BOOTH FOUR SIDED BOOTH FOUR SIDED BOOTH!”
PASSED, sold for 2$ double or nothing (actually 0$) chaired by “anyone who is a member of the booth chair committee”
Teddy: motion to create a standing rule such that you can table a motion to table
McKenna: would it just essentially fail the motion to table
Teddy: you recursively table all prior motions
Tim: motion to construe such that the second order tabling means physically placing on a table 3 feet above the ground
Robert: motion to table for 1 week
Twain: motion to amend tabling to 2 years
(Friendly, been changed)
Teddy: It would only be active for 2 weeks
Teddy: then the standing rule that allows tabling tabling, does the tabled tabling motion move past the election
McKenna: This is all just like text, you can pass any arbitrary string? Will just fail to make sense under standing rule
PASSED, been tabled for 2 years
Avalon: motion to create the Sandler reminders committee to remind Twain that Adam Sandler exists
Twain: you know there are a lot of white man who wear baggy t-shirts and basketball shorts
Howard: who is adam sandler
Twain: he is a white man who wear baggy t-shirts and basketball shorts
Avalon: amend to “to remind Twain of Adam Sandler’s existance and educate Howie on adam sandler culture”
Howard: amend the purpose of motion to “remind twain of baggy white men”
Avalon: friendly, been changed
Twain: point of information: Adam Sandler is racist and mysogynistic
Avalon: I pull out
Tim: point of information, Adam Sandler is not to be confused witht eh controversial street performer
Tim: motion to make an allocation not to exceed 71.71 (actually 72$) for sippy sips and nummy nums for this weeks event, no summit cola
PASSED, been allocated
ANNOUNCEMENTS
Election is April 17th at 5pm
Charles: what happens if no one votes
Kevin: That would be fucked up
Nick: Howard tell me how much money I owe
(You have less than 2 weeks to pay dues)
Charles: event, involves trivia, guessing, wean 5409, 7pm friday
Kevin: do booth please
McKenna: we have less than 2 weeks until move on. We finished wall frames, halfway done with floor frames, if you have free times, but no booth build, ask booth chair
Tim: Sigbovik, multidisciplinary joke paper conference, this friday at 6 pm, in Rashid in Gates
Kevin: because move on is currently scheduled friday next week, planning to go to Kage at 7:30 to prep for move-on, move on 8:50-9 pm, planning to get food together after. (May be rescheduled, probably still at that time, mark your calendars). Probably will go to fuel and fuddle because move on immediately precedes actual building, which starts at 10:30. We need as much help as possible.
SHMUCKS
Tim: motion to purple, gitfo
