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MEETING 4/10/23

OFFICER REPORTS

Kevin: Lotta booth, 3-5am midway Saturday, missed someone crashing uhaul into a fence

Twain: yesterday, watched A24 beef show, you should watch

Chood: got sleep, made booth, still making booth, should go to build after GBM today, slightly behind, please help us, defector’s party tepper 3801 Noon-1:30, limited time event folks

Izzy: went for rolls, one day, not the other, slept through alarm, bunch of tech prep for concert, please come, Coin, unnamed opener, submit to pr

Julia: movie, brazilian food, booth

Howard: booth, hw, psychotic professor made things due carnival week

(Not wanting to vote is not a reason to commit tax fraud)

Avalon: little sleep, zombie penguin, at load in for SNS for 10 hours

COMMITTEE REPORTS

McKenna: booth chair committee: one less chair in the kage since it is on midway, home redefined as midway

Twain: animal facts: wombat poops are square due to colon shape

Aresh: poop facts: dinosaur poop = coprolite

Theo: mis animal facts: penguins can sprint up to 12 mph on dry air

Tim: animal facts: abamasnow

Izzy: this is not an otter, it is an ancestor to seals

Twain: animal facts: do you remember the first animal fact about 20 second piss time, same person who showed why wombat poops are square

Howard: treasurer: yum

Izzy: loons take one foot out of water and wiggle foot

Minjae: ie: indication indication political indication fish

Tim: corn 6.55$

Twain: a.h. correct way to eat marshmallows: does anyone have a lighter

Robert: animal facts: fish

Theo: animal facts + poop facts committee: hedgehog poop looks & has texture of tiny tiny human poops (I used to have a hedgehog)

Tim: mis. sugary goodness + not sure can compete with marshmallows: 2 day old donut holes

Keerthana: a.h. correct correct way to eat a marshmallow is a peep

Theo: a.h. for my 10th birthday my mother gave me 200 peeps: stale peeps make good smores

Avalon: anti peeps slander: watermelon and dr. pepper peeps

Aresh: have you microwaved them and watched the show

Minjae: anti anti peeps slander: all things are sweet

Twain: mis bad puns: flavor should be dr.peeper

Theo: ah for my 10th birthday my mother gave me 200 peeps: it’s really fun to cut them up and put them into hot chocolate

Avalon: ah an

Nicola: nominating committee

Kevin: platforms are due april 14 at 7pm, cmukgb.org/platforms

Aresh: kevin for rec sec (no)

Theo: avalon for president (yes)

Kevin: doris for S@A (yes)

Kevin: yara for S@A (not currently enrolled at CMU)

Twain: Kim for S@A (not paid dues)

Avalon: Theo for treasurer (yes)

Avalon: Theo for S@A (yes)

kevin: largo for S@A (not enrolled, no dues)

Avalon: kevin for rec sec

Theo: kevin for rec sec

Tim: kevin for sec rec

Izzy: kevin for literally everything except rec sec (not a legal nomination)

Theo: kevin for column E on the spreadsheet

Izzy: Kevin for andrewid name

Avalon: Kevin for new tab

Theo: kevin for the hamburger menu

Twain: kevin for aresh

Kevin: julia for president (yes)

Tim: Twain for honorary poop master (yes)

Izzy: Kevin for https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/1/d/1EbXZj6AkX1rOumH8acl2hFlRNxZr9DfdFvesAaBr22E/edit#gid=0

Tim: Kevin for edit fish

Howard: me for recsec (yes)

Robert: Kevin for (rickroll presumably)

Tim: Kevin for Theo’s andrew id

OLD BUSINESS

charles has thing, not on him, theo wants spirit of thing, not fault: drunk fratboys this weekend, is fault: us

ORDERS OF THE DAY

Tim: The order of the day committee, “to be tabled for next week”

Twain: motion to table for 1 week

Passed, been tabled

Tim: table committee

Twain: motion to table for one week

passed, been tabled

Theo: motion to create the gatekeeping committee “you can’t be a part of it”

Passed, been gatekept, sold for 4$ to nicola, chaired by himself

Charles: motion to allocate 200$ for this week’s event (jimmy johns and cake)

Twain: motion to fuck the rules to figure out what type of cake

Yara motion to ammend 200$ for the event to 200$ for the event not including summit cola

Charles: sure

Passed, we will have food, no summit cola, maybe board games

Twain: motion to create the animal anatomy committee “to figure out what the fuck these are supposed to be on an emu” (ears on Kevin’s emu hand sign”

Failed, not been made

Nicola: motion to create the poisson poisson committee “it was in the name”

(“committee of preserving and promoting the french language in the CMU KGB) in french

(Rec sec tax for Nicola, Avalon, and Aresh -10 hp)

Daniel: down with the tyrant (D’acadaime Francais)

Minjae: scottish school, scottish hate british, british hate french

Robert: Com si com sa baguette

Theo: motion to amend the purpose of the poisson poisson comittee “also to acknowledge that one french song on paramore’s new album”

(friendly, been changed)

Twain: playing french pizza song

Tim: poisson “motion to stall”

Passed, been made, sold for 13$ to Tim, chaired by me Nicola and Julia and the entire french-speaking world

Twain: motion for Kevin to go like this (trying to get Kevin to make half an amongus hand sign)

REAL & RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS

Kevin: we r exec, last exec meeting of this year, UC 306 sunday 12:30-1:30

Charles: defector’s party, come meet alumni & get free food, will also be selling shirts, doing orders for booth shirt

Howard: have made an order, the shirts will be fire, about 10 days

Kevin: please show up to booth build until Thursday 1 pm

SCHMUCKS

McKenna: pizza

Minjae: tartan’s got talent, can you rig the vote, if I get the prize, I will donate 200$ to KGB

Charles: I’m trying to sublet my room over the summer

Charles: party after defector’s party on Saturday, counting votes on when

Robert: orange cerulean green green

avalon: Theo’s hair

McKenna: candy red, stever orange, monopoly green, dark beige (more colors) gitfo