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KEVIN: lets have a meeting!

Weekends:

Kevin - neighbors invited him over for bday, he did not go, watched one piece (it was good)

Avalon - several things, kevin shamed her for not being interesting and also not showering (ew)

Avalon (as Howie) - played betrayal over the weekend - EVENT - TRIVIA

Nick - submit to pravda, also played factorio

Zach (as Julia) - worked on 451 HW (it was a lot)

Theo - had a weekend, rode horse, keeps it 30 mins away in a barn

Daniel - went to trader joes and got candy - downloaded F099

Committee reports-

Nicolas Comemoration Committee - HI NICOLAS

Misapropriated plants - No plants, but robert plant

Floor is lava committee - floor is lava

Hivemind - space mexico teuqila UR OWN NAME UR OWN NAME UR OWN NAME - NOT A CULT

Pretty pens - Went to store, bought stuff, cool antidepressant journal with sparkles

Lanternfly killers - avalon called mom, killed flies, told mom

Corn subsidies - $4.72

Meal blocks - $6.00

Booth - ITS BOOTH VOTING TIME - Vote on booth - Its a lot of fun please do it, if you want to have more responsibility be a booth chair

Kevin - Its relaxing to go to builds, just sitting there and drilling

Zach - LIKE AMONG US

Anthony - Fun for the whole family

Avalon - It is a competition, last year JSA absolutely smoked us, also customized HARD HATS

Anthony - Really fun, up at 2 AM on the roof, there is SO MUCH red bull

Zach - I could be competent, but I feel like I might fuck paint up - you dont have to paint says Kevin

Avalon - We should do blitz booth

Daniel - We will have tools training, good way to not lose limbs

Tim - Many booth builds a week, but please come to at least one if you want to be involved

Charles - We need many hands on deck - please committ 10-12 hours within build week

FROM EACH ACCORDING TO THEIR ABILITY, TO EACH BOOTH ACCORDING TO ITS NEEDS

Kevin - doesn't write fast enough

Booth voting - Yes is informal commitment, No is no booth, Abstaining is neither yes or no or cant committ

DONE! - Been passed

Avalon - animal facts, words have no idea what happening, worm sounds

Zach - FERPA violation, on the 251 final had to draw a graph and made it an empty graph and should have gotten points but didnt

Old business-

THing -> Robert

Not fault: Everyone's headaches

Orders of the day-

Theo - Motion to eh by acclimation

Some battles and tribulations

Passed

New business-

Zach - motion to create library committee - to report on the status of the libraries in and around pgh

Antohony - will you be responsible for libraries? No, chair would do it

Not responsible for maintaing libraries

Jonathon - Would you be ressponsible? No

Avalon - Would yoy? No.

Theo - Would? You know it!

Keerthana - ...

Daniel - Who will? - Who will.

Anothony - Library

Tim - Library station or west library station? - East.

Alayna - What? - Who? Paid for those

Uk - How many libraries? - Many

Theo - Will you be reporting on library of alexandria - No, probably not.

Avalon - Who are you to define what libraries mean - Private libraries are cringe af, purpose of library is for people to be able to go there and get stuff, not lock books away

Connor - Handful of books in room? - Yes you should make that publically accesible. Public library out of bedroom

Anthony - What about record libaries? - That counts

Avalon - Dillatory and out of order

OOps - Penguin noises?

Keerthana - We need your address

Question called

Passed!

$9.00 to Zach

Chair - Zach will be chair

Theo - Going down committee - To report any false faceplants or downhill catastrophes

Tim - Going down.

unknown - what counts for a downhill catastrophes

Charles - elevator facts

Javier - if you crouch down and get shot in the head - that is a catastrophe

Zach - down and catastrophic? does australia count - if you go to australioa and get kangaroo you can report on them

Anthony - its going down

nathan - if you go to australioa and get kangaroo you can report on them

Keerthana - can I report on my semester? - if its going down

zach - if spaceship blows up, where is down? - if you go to spaceship and get kjangaroo you can repoprt on the catasrophe

anhtony+ avalon - comfortable ahnds

robert - is this involved with descending elevation, down catastrophic counts? - get kangaroo

avalon - called question

daniel - call the avalon

keerthana - misappropriated booth committee aproves

anthony - on escalator can really fall down? - get kangaroo

Passed!

$5.00 to Keerthana

Chair - Anyone who is going down

Zach - you can pay probalistically? Not anymore

Theo - allocation of $73.20 to this weeks event - sippy sips and nommy noms

Keerthana - ammendment to purchase summit cola - not friendly, not purseud

Anthony - how much for sippy sip sand nommy noms - significnat porition will be for this

Yara - motion to ammend so no summit cola - friendlty

called question

Daniel - comforatble hand

Zach - how much for nommy sips and sippy noms? - -$420.69

Ammended such that ingredients for pilk cant be bought

Howie - wont buy summit cola or pilk

Passed!

Avalon - KG🅱eating committee - we don't talk about fight club

Anthony - what - dont talk about fight club

daniel - committee to assasinate prez likes this

keerthana - ammended for B emoji - pursued - passed

Nick - dont we all KGBeat it every night?

DOWN WITH THE TYRANT

Passed!

$3.00 to Jonathon

Chair - Nick cuz he KGBeats it every night

Anthony - kangaroo court comittee - appoint panel of kangaroos to judge and adjudicate everything they get sent

Pass by acclimation

Passed!

$4.00 to Anthony

Chair - Theo

Theo - Motion to salute Tim - been fucked

Motion to anywhere but up

Zach - Abstinence committee - controlling Nick

Passed!

$7.00 - Keerthana

Chair - Ur mom

RRAs-

Come to EXEC meetings

Event: Trivia night - exec runs Trivia

Howie - porpoise is pronounced "pour-pois" (french)

Theo - we have dues dont pay ur donts - $15 sem, $20 a year, and more

Kevin - we are probably gonna do booth, fill out booth chair committeees (check ur emails)

Avalon - week 4, rough weeks please be health mindful

Schmucks-

We are in purple

Anthony - still has a song, all streaming platforms

Zach - been on a quest to visit every carnegie library in pgh, zachsiums.github.io

Jonathon - CMU philoharmonics has a concert this friday @ soldiers and sailors

Keerthana - misappropiated gatekeeping committee approves

Howie - Come live in Kremlin

Theo - motion to GTFO