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MEETING 9/25
OFFICER REPORTS
Kevin: ran 5k
Avalon: noticed Kevin had haircut
Howard: noticed Kevin had haircut
Nick: hw, submit to pravda
Julia: studied for exam, made soup
Theo: went to the front bottoms concert, made soup
Daniel: went to family friend’s place, learned how to beat a cat at chinese chess
COMMITTEE REPORTS
Twain: ah I know too much about Kevin’s life: Yuma, Joey and Evan are the people Kevin went to the 5k with
Theo: ah thinking about rome: I somehow ended up on cambridge latin course tik tok, caecilius est in horto
Avalon: nicola commemmoration: hi nicola
Ben: highschool cambridge latin course fan committee
Tim: amateur runners + doxxing kevin: That’s a nice pace
Nick: mealblock: 7$, or if you’re delusional 8
Tim: corn subs: 4.82$
Theo: misappropriated library: little woman was watched and someone did compare Jo burning her books to library of alexandria
Twain: culinary standards: still shilling 98k 3 for the price of 2
Theo: ah thinking about rome: Ao3 CLC fanfiction
Nick: professor teaches me about rome, after teaches a course entirely about roman culture and history
Avalon: lanternfly killing: killed no lanternflies
Twain: motion to salute avalon
Nick: hand is comfortable
Zach:thinking about napoleon: trend has also seen a rise
OLD BUSINESS
Someone not here has thing
Keerthana wants spirit of thing, not fault: midterms coming up, is fault
ORDERS OF THE DAY
September 2nd 2019
Committee: semi-unprompted clapter, 69, wait no that's not a word, with purpose: gimme a hot sec: that's not what i meant, you jerks; no, let me die
Theo: motion to table for 2 years
Twain: motion to amend to 7 years
(friendly, been amended)
Passed, been tabled
September 11th
Order of the day committee with purpose “To be tabled until next week. According to all known laws
of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.Yellow, black. Yellow, black.Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!”
Nick: motion to table for a week
Passed, been tabled
NEW BUSINESS
Theo: motion to create the “thinking about rome committeee” purpose: “avenge cerberus’s death”
Theo: explaining the plot of CLC
Ben: I almost failed latin, still enjoyed the textbook, you don’t have to learn another language
Theo: motion to amend purpose to “Caecilius est in horto”
Keerthana: motion to amend purpose to “to study percy jackson”
Nick: I like this one
Sam: point of order, percy jackson is greek mythology, not roman mythology
Passed, been changed
Theo: motion to amend the purpose to “to study hercules”
Twain: point of information: will you say you’re in love
Theo: no chance, no way, I won’t say it, oh, oh
Failed, purpose is still “to study percy jackson”
Final motion: “thinking about rome committeee” purpose: “to study percy jackson”
Passed, sold for 5$ to Howard, chaired by Disney plus
Tim: motion to create the “thinking about roam committee” purpose: “wanderlust”
(broken record committees)
Theo: motion to amend to “thinking about greek”
Nick: motion to amend purpose to “walking around scotland”, friendly been changed
Theo: motion to amend purpose to “walking around the Gates helix”
Passed, been changed
Keerthana: motion to change the previous committee’s name to the thinking about ROM committee
Failed
Theo: call to question
Passed, committee: “thinking about roam committee” purpose: “walking around the Gates helix”, Sold to Tim for 4$ chaired by anyone who wanders
Theo: motion to allocate 420c and 69$ for sippy sips and nommy noms
Passed, been allocated
Keerthana: re-count
Tim: Kevin counts to 7
Daniel: motion to un-allocate 420$ and 69c for sippy sips and nommy noms
Daniel: motion to reduce the previous allocation by 69$ and 420c
Theo: motion to reduce the allocation by 69$ and 420c
Tim: requesting a report on the current price of summit cola
Tim: motion to strike 420 and replace it with 219 (to leave money to buy summit cola) friendly, been changed
Failed, we still have an allocation
Avalon: motion to amend allocation such that 1.99$ must be used to buy summit cola
Theo: motion to fail by acclamation (failed)
Howard: summit cola is mutually exclusive to every other sippy sips and nummy nums
Theo: motion to save money by mixing dirt and water and putting it in a summit cola bottle
Daniel: motion to salute avalon
Failed, not been stipulated
Keerthana: motion to #define “69$ and 420cents” as “the current price of summit cola”
Passed, been #defined
Teddy: motion to #define “huh” as “a request from the rec sec about the current state of the motion”
Keerthana: motion to ammend “a request from the rec sec about the current state of the motion” to “I’m going to go stand in the corner of shame for not paying attention”
Avalon: huh
Passed, been amended
Final motion: motion to #define “huh” to “I’m going to go stand in the corner of shame for not paying attention”
Passed, been #defined
Avalon: motion to create the Kevin’s haircut committee purpose: “to point out whenever Kevin gets a haircut”
Nick: motion to amend to pointing out the obvious committee
Daniel: and whenever Kevin has not had a haircut but is lying about it
Tim: motion to amend to include whenever kevin dyes his hair or evan eyes his eir
Final motion: motion to create the pointing out the obvious committee purpose: “to point out whenever Kevin gets a haircut and whenever Kevin has not had a haircut but is lying about it and whenever kevin dyes his hair or evan eyes his eir”
Sold to Zach by 6$, chaired by Avalon [fish]
Keerthana: motion to #define “Kelevin” as “seven”
Tim: Kevin are you maybe a dog (in reference to what has been written on the board)
Howard: we would like to welcome the dog to the kelevin family
Teddy: motion to #define 1.99 as 1 dollar
Passed, been #defined
REAL & RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS
Kevin: We r kgb, exec meetings sunday 4:15pm, if you are planning on being a booth chair/coming to interview, we will meet at UC 306
Howard: event is Kontent, friday, sept 29th wean computer cluster
Theo: dues, pay your dues, 20$ year, 15$ sem, 69$/hour, pay via cashnet, send screenshot of receipt to theo on discord, or come give Theo money in person
Kevin: we will be closing booth chair form tomorrow, fill it out if you wanna be a booth chair
SCHMUCKS
Shelby: I’m not taking the pretzels home
Avalon: motion to purple
Nick: I wrote a report, and industry report, if you’re interested in reading a very technical document I wrote, its in schmucks
Theo: motion to seafoam green
Keerthana: motion to [something in French]
Tim: motion to turquois [French?]
Theo: motion to bastard amber
Keerthana: motion to the color of Theo’s hair
Tim: motion to aquamarine, light plum, eggshell white
Ben: motion to cosmic latte
Theo: motion to hexcode 000000
Avalon: motion to donner blue
sanjeev: motion to university of pennsylvania red
Tim: motion to international klein blue and gitfo
