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OFFICER REPORTS
Kevin: went to RKremlin had fun
Daniel^Avalon: went to RKremlin had fun
Daniel: did not go to RKremlin, had fun, played salmon run with one of the best players in the world
Movie night: come vote on a voting system
Nick: went to Kremlin, had fun, submit to Pravda, I have exactly 1 submission remaining of backlog, email, discord, instagram, send me the memes you found, no uk phone number
Julia: went to RKremlin, had fun
Theo: bought game for 3-5 year olds for nostalgia
COMMITTEE REPORTS
Theo: cats are stupid: got devil costume for cat, he looks stupid in it
Keerthana: hivemind: when space mexico tequila your own name your own name your own name
Keerthana: hivemind: actually when space mexico tequila your own name your own name your own name
Nick: blocks 7$, you can spend them at stack’d underground apparently
Robert: ad hoc corn subsidies: corn is down to 4.88 per bushel
Theo: going down: I rode my horse on saturday, fell, was getting back on horse by time anyone noticed
Howard: betrayal facts: a few days ago betrayal 1st edition 19th anniversary, 2004 gamer’s choice award
Daniel: have you tried eating wikipedia
Howard: not very tasty, chicken churro page is
Nick: ad hoc piazza: I run code, and I get error, error called segmentation fault, how do I fix
Keerthana: animal facts: first 50ish words of bee movie script
Howard: piazza: extend hw deadline to Friday, (quoting a piazza post asking for deadline extension)
Nick: breakfast: barry, breakfast is ready
Robert: piazza: wait nevermind I was too sleepy
Howard: piazza: student edited his answer to be nevermind I
ORDERS OF THE DAY
Robert has thing, Nathan wants thing, not fault: life, is fault: death and everything else
from 2/6/23: The procrastination committee with purpose “I’ll think about it later”
Teddy: motion to table for 6 months
Theo: motion to amend to table until the next 112 exam (November 11th 2023)
(not pursued)
Passed, been tabled for 6 months until 8/6/23
Standing rule switchboard (no standing rules)
Nick: motion to create a standing rule such that we can motion to appoint an overseer that stands over Kevin’s shoulder for 3-5 minutes, which must pass in the normal way ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ emoticon
sold for 5$ to Nick
Daniel: motion to create a new standing rule to #define overseers as people who have no powers outside of the powers of the general body
Keerthana: another way to stand and look over the chair’s shoulder is to say animal facts make animal noises
(no seconds)
Theo: motion to allocate 69$ and 420c (the price of summit cola) plus 42$ for sippy sips and nummy nums for Kage Kleaning party
Failed not been allocated
Theo: motion to allocate 99.99$ to Kage Kleaning Party
Passed,been allocated
Daniel: motion to allocate 420c and 69$ for sippy sips and nummy nums for movie night
Passed, been allocated
Aresh: motion to have movie night come to Computer Clubs movie night
Teddy: motion to allocate 5$ to give to Kevin (dilatory)
Theo: motion to allocate 420c and 69$ to future event
Theo: motion to eh by acclamation, passed, been tabled for 1 week
Keerthana: ad hoc summit cola jokes
Howard: motion to create the best movie for movie night committee, with purpose, “as per the title”
Nick: motion to amend the purpose to include cars (failed)
Howard: amend purpose to “whichever chairs this committee will be the best movie for movie night.
Final motion: motion to create the best movie for movie night committee, with purpose, “whichever chairs this committee will be the best movie for movie night” sold for 10$ to Ben, chaired by Howard
Teddy: motion to create the “Wait hold on, I have to pull it up, one second one second, according committee” “to recite the bee movie word by word one word per week”
sold to Julia for 3$, chaired by Barry
Daniel: motion to the left
Nick: motion to the far romans
Keerthana: floor is now lava
Daniel: motion to create a new standing rule such that all general body members have 100 hit points
Theo: motion to create a standing rule such that anytime someone references the bee movie they have to get up and say bzz bzzz bzzz bzz and run around the room
Theo: amend: Julia is exempt when reading orders of the day, anytime the word bee, barry, black and yellow, black and yellow, anytime someone says breakfast is ready
Benner: would passing this standing rule count as a bee movie reference
Theo: they don’t apply retroactively
Nathan: does looking at my grades count as a bee movie reference
Aresh: what if we acquire a member named barry
Daniel: motion to amend such that the rec sec is also immune when responding to a request for a report (friendly, been changed)
Robert: motion to amend such that any instance word starting with the letter B is considered a reference to the bee movie (friendly, been changed)
motion to create a standing rule such that anytime someone references the bee movie they have to get up and say bzz bzzz bzzz bzz and run around the room. References include the word bee, barry, black and yellow, black and yellow, anytime someone says breakfast is ready, and any word starting with the letter B. The recording secretary is immune when responding to a request for a report, or in orders of the day
(Failed)
Keerthana: motion to create the pittsburgh steeler’s committee purpose “black and yellow, black and yellow, black and yellow”
Passed, sold to Keerthana for 1$ chaired by the bee emoji (both the letter and the animal)
Daniel: motion to create the “I just think that it’s sad that the floor is lava doesn’t have real power anymore committee” purpose: “title”
Howard: it used to be that when the floor is lava and you touch the ground, you lose hp
Passed, sold for 2$ to Daniel, chaired by the standing rule we’re going to pass that gives the floor is lava committee power
Nick: end of mortality committee “to end mortality”
Julia: amend to “to manufacture lava-proof shoes for the members of the general body” (friendly, been changed)
sold for 3$ to Howard, disbanded
Robert: motion to institute a standing rule where if the number of cents in a bid in an auction, the total bid is rounded to one dollar, emoticon: face with money coming out
Nick: motion to pass by acclamation
Sold for 2$ to keerthana
Teddy: motion to #define “the ceiling” as “the floor”
Keerthana: floor is lava committee: your bones are now lava
Robert: motion to #define “1” as the number “1.1”
(Failed, unseconded)
Keerthana: motion to #define “1” as “2”
Failed
REAL & RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS
Kevin: we r exec, UC 306, stop by, not next sunday
Daniel: event: movie night, MMA14, Friday the 13th,
Kevin: if interested in writing murder mystery fill out the form today, we’re organizing the meeting for that soon
Kevin: we have a vacancy, Howard has a real job, not enough time to be 2 VP, we are looking for a new S@A if you are interested in helping us plan and do events
Theo: we have a Kage, it needs to be cleaned, we will order pizza, blast music and clean the kage, it will be in stever basement at noon, the 22nd, the day before we start classes
SCHMUCKS
Howard: Kremlin is also going to have 2 vacancies starting in January, contact Howard or Charles if you want to live there starting in spring semester
Nick: various greens and cosmic latte
Teddy: color of Kevin’s shirt, Daniel’s jacket, Theo’s jacket
Theo: R19 and gitfo
