MinutesExec20160127

OFFICER REPORTS

   Mike
       slept for 48 hours
       was an adult today
       bills make zero sense
   
   skye
       had a day
       not enough sleep
       too much math
       tepper class???
           the prof crashed his comp
           he was warned
   
   dillon
       day
       still sick
       blowy nose every 30 minutes
           his words
   
   erin
       had a day
       exciting learning
       also cookies
   
   zora
       had a day
       is the poster monkey
       go to the anti-gender-based violence stuff re: tartanhacks
           google "beyond the binary cmu hackathon"
   
   joe
       has a mouthful of meringue
       highlight of his day
   
   murphy
       had a day
       all of his classes were cancelled
       he can't hear things
           it's. weird.

THIS WEEK'S EVENT

   UPA
       7:00 friday breed hall
       we have 10 people!
       we need to print the contracts
       keeping track?
           dillon and zora
           (joe will be auctioning people off)
       important: don't insult the person
           if you wanna make a dig, check first
       credit card stuff
           it is reserved
           joe will pick it up bw 4 and 4:30 and return it mon morning
           joe and erin are authorized to use it
       dress fancy
           dillon will post reminder thurs night
       dillon will post about merch and credit card terminal in the event

BOOTH

   they "tool timed"
       (tool training)
       built all but two flats that need to be built from scratch
   art meeting on sunday with booth chairs and zora
       meta planning
   hype
       posters are up
       dylan has been posting
       dylan will send an email
           craig will make sure he does
   home depot
       craig went
       (allocation has been made)
   shirt
       maddy is do thing
       two colors (shirt color + one dye color)?
       customink might have a thing to order???
           murphy will look into it
   actual tool training
       always TRAIN people
           even if they say they know how to do the thing
       and make sure that all the booth chairs are trained
   

NEXT WEEK'S EVENT

   falls on its ass
       rates
           $5 admission
           $3 for skates
       timing
           leave black chairs at 6:30?
               it's a 30ish minute walk
               the place opens at 7:00
           there's an inside thing so we can wait
       what about PPG
           it's bus, not quite as escapable
           technically less walking
           more expensive
           nah
       if the weather's bad we just stay in and have gbgc
           announce at 3:00ish

NEXT NEXT WEEK'S EVENT

   2/12 is bitterness
       get candy, whatevs
       people can bring video games
   

ASSASSINS

   2/7 - 2/12
       ends around 6 on friday
   the ducks have arrived
   skye will post in the main group
       ...already posted in other groups
   spoons are nearly ready
   skye will email campus police
   dillon made the assassins@ email, it's forwarding to skye

OTHER STUFF

   monday meeting
       skye ran the meeting
       concerns:
           making the same motion twice
               basically, no repeats immediately
               chair just says dilatory
           end discussion earlier
               like, just end it when it dies down
           tabling
               things have been untabling partway through the meeting
               time to stop that now
               just have everything untable immediately at the beginning
               also: dilatory tabling more
                   this year's bugmars
                   we can actually ask people to make different jokes at the beginning of the meeting
           hurtful voting
               no violence not funny
                   no like actually
               laugh at x really doesn't work
                   also check with them
       procedural
           we vote hands/hands for non-committee-passing deals
           (go ham for committee passing only)
           manipulate the voting!!! obvious majority to pass, unless you don't want the thing
               like, sorry, members, this is humor theory
   
   nomcom itself
       erin will post tonight on facebook
           ask for people to email exec
           also if people are curious about exec or how to be a voting member: just ask us
       dillon is chair
   
   zombies
       happening in march
       will poster in february
       skye has mods
   
   shirts
       they're here!
       most people picked up their shirts
       the spreadsheet for the order form is in the kgb folder
           (green is paid, red is rejected???)
       should bring shirts to UPA
       carrying??
           murphy needs hands
           erin can do
           worst case scenario, two trips
           tim is best (also has arms)

FUTURE EVENTS

   ctfws 2/19
       postering will happen next week
       we'll worry about counting stuff not this week
       rules stuff
           joe will work on it?
           we might play with whether or not we revert to doc oc