Presidential salute

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Normal Procedure

At anytime, a member of the KGB may move to salute the president. If seconded, the salute proceeds after a count of three.

It usually looks something like this:
Member 1: Motion to salute the president!
Member 2: Second!
(Usually Member 1, but really anyone who feels like it): 3... 2... 1...
Everyone (while holding up a middle finger): Fuck you, <the President's name goes here>

The presidential salute is used most often at important meetings (first of the year, CtFwS rules explanation, elections, &c.) or whenever the president messes something up.

Variants

This motion is not reserved for the President and can be applied to anyone really.

Members may also give a thumbs-up or make a heart shape out of their hands instead of flipping the bird. This is often accompanied by "thank you", "we love you", or some other appropriately heartwarming phrase.

KGB was once in the presence of small children and had to replace "Fuck you" with "Thank you", hence the creation of the kinder presidential salute.