The Committee for the Promotion of Distribution of Candy to Small Children

The Committee for the Promotion of Distribution of Candy to Small Children is not to be confused with "The Committee for the Villainizing of Distribution of Candy to Small Children", "The Committee for the Promotion of the Taking of Candy from Small Children", "The Committee for the Promotion of Distribution of Broccoli to Small Children", "The Committee for the Promotion of Distribution of Candy to Large Children", "The Anti-Committee for the Promotion of Distribution of Candy to Small Children", or "The Freshman Hazing Committee".