Worms

Worms (ˈɜrθˌwɜrmz, minus ɜrθ) is a less-than-friendly Pitt student who shows up at KGB meetings for some reason. Seems to be fond of killing people. This is usually done via jokes.

As the legend goes, Worms was kidnapped by Espy after a battle of the fields of Nerf. The authenticity of this claim is widely disputed, as Worms is approximately the size of three Espys (Espies?).