View source for Pale and Sickly Constitution

Not to be confused with the [[Bylaws]].


==Preamble==
We the people of Carnegie Mellon University, in order to form a more "perfect" UC, establish just us, insure academic prosperity, promote the General to Field Marshal, and secure the blessings of elitism to ourselves and our posterior, do absolutely nothing to improve our pale and sickly constitution.


==Article I==
the

==Article II==
===Section 1===
Do not talk about the Walrus.
===Section 2===
Do NOT talk about the Walrus.
===Section n for n > 2===
Section n = (Section n-1) + 2*(Section n-2)

==Article III==
Article III is temporarily down for maintenance. We apologize for any inconvenience.

==Article IV, Section 8, paragraph Σ==
is very, very important. Please see the [[readme]].

==Article V==
There is NO Article V.

==Article VI==
Any amendment to this constitution shall be ignored.

==Article VII==
Find a closed form for Article II. Submit your work in blue or black ink. Do not use pencil, as it indicates you are a [[sissy]] and afraid of your mistakes. Bonus points for [[triplicate]].


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