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| − | cmartens, more often known as chrisamaphone, mostly lives on [http://www.livejournal.com Livejournal]. She is occasionally seen consorting with [[Mkehrt|birds]] or writing code.
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| − | === Contact Info ===
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| − | * Email: cmartens ''at'' andrew ''dot'' cmu ''dot'' edu
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| − | === Officer Dossier ===
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| − | The proper prepartation of a Chrisamaphone:
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| − | * Two small kittens, preferably with ears
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| − | * Two bits of different lemon flavored cookies
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| − | * Three cups dehydrated water, rehydrated
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| − | Preheat oven to 350 degrees and give the kitten a saucer of milk. Mix the lemon cookie and water until fully absorbed by the sponge and serve over pasta salad. If no lemon cookies are available, substitute orange-flavored chocolate to form substitute officer gwillen.
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| − | (written by [[User:Ddagradi]])
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