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| + | Naomi refuses to edit her own wiki page because she feel that editing one's own wiki page is the mark of some sort of uncultured brute. Therefore, I will note some objective [[truth|truths]] about Naomi because she cannot fight back: | ||
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| + | *Born and raised as a turtle | ||
| + | *Never eats cucumbers on Thursdays, eats nothing but cucumbers on Mondays. | ||
| + | *Committed between one and six felonies, each of them falling between Martin Luther King Jr's Birthday (observed) and Presidents Day. | ||
| + | *Recorded a ska cover of Pat Benatar's "Love is a Battlefield" but won't show it to anyone. | ||
| + | *Forgot her keys at home. | ||
| + | *Has three brothers, all of them named Phillip. | ||
| + | *Runs on AAA batteries. | ||
| + | *Her favorite US Constitution amendment is the twenty-fourth. | ||
| + | *Ghost wrote "The Sound and the Fury." | ||
| + | *Richard Pryor is her great uncle. | ||
| + | *Travels randomly between time periods and worlds, thus contributing to her inability to function fully according to the rules of our world. | ||
| + | *Has never seen the circus. | ||
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Revision as of 09:16, 3 May 2011
Naomi refuses to edit her own wiki page because she feel that editing one's own wiki page is the mark of some sort of uncultured brute. Therefore, I will note some objective truths about Naomi because she cannot fight back:
- Born and raised as a turtle
- Never eats cucumbers on Thursdays, eats nothing but cucumbers on Mondays.
- Committed between one and six felonies, each of them falling between Martin Luther King Jr's Birthday (observed) and Presidents Day.
- Recorded a ska cover of Pat Benatar's "Love is a Battlefield" but won't show it to anyone.
- Forgot her keys at home.
- Has three brothers, all of them named Phillip.
- Runs on AAA batteries.
- Her favorite US Constitution amendment is the twenty-fourth.
- Ghost wrote "The Sound and the Fury."
- Richard Pryor is her great uncle.
- Travels randomly between time periods and worlds, thus contributing to her inability to function fully according to the rules of our world.
- Has never seen the circus.
