Difference between revisions of "Minutes20142001"

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OFFICER REPORTS

   Broman
       Had a weekend
       there was an event
           it turned into MIT mystery hunt
           some BULLSHITS
       saturday went skiing and now everything hurts
           well, most of everythings
       whiplash is a thing that he has
           if anyone ever has whiplash and then they rub their neck, they're wrong
           it's when you hurt the front of your neck by throwing your head back
       kept discovering deadlines were farther back then he thought
           and then just...not doing it
   
   James
       had a weekend
       there was an event
           brought forbidden desert
           and then we died
       and then played some more games
           didn't remember what those games were because stuart wasn't part of them
       new people
           michael, econ and math,bethesda maryland, likes cookies
           craig, pysics and philosophy, from a place, likes cookies
           
   JRAM
       had a weekend
       event
           played forbidden desert
           ate not forbidden desert
       more games
       EVENT
           tool training
           friday, 7:00, Kage (under stever)
               entrance is on the driveway
           go to learn how to use tools for BOOTH
           you should come no matter what it's fun and skills
           it basically turns into the first build
   
   Marlena
       had a weekend
       played games
       opened boxes from home
           ALL of the old pokemon cards
           pokemon ensued
       this morning
           in a class called social hist of animation
           until now it's been protoanimations, there hasn't been sexual content
               should have known better, its' and art class
           this new cartoon was not socially acceptable
               it was the 20s, only sex was unacceptable
               it was reasonable until the horse
               "the adventures of everready hardon"
   
   Zora
       cant top that
       had a weekend
       
   
   Dillon
       had a weekend
       involved board games
           played flashpoint
               cried twice rejoiced once
   
   Mike
       had a weekend
       besides boardgames tried to do work
           just puttered around until spectacular spiderman
       lab inspection happened
           couldn't findANYTHIGN

COMMITTEE REPORTS

   ad hoc preemptive racism: haha mlk joke
   
   ad hoc peer to peer file sharing
       ifyou recieve a copy of a textbook from a friend
       don't show that copy to a professor who wrote that textbook
   
   dkirby so full of self
       sick
   
   ad hoc physical PUNishment
       told too many jokes this weekend got pun?
   
   the funniest part of marlena's story is that there was a bagger
   
   bswolf memorial
       nip all jokes about coming from two states with pot legalized in the bud
   
   tech
       was gonna have a lab inspection
       the inspector got et
   
   illust journalist
       strange being outside tech
       calam and seafood claim culpability
       also the coffee break mayor came back and his secretary had to pee real bad
       okay I lost the plot sorry
       it was one sentence
   
   skyentology
       they have meds that will get rid of the monster
       who takes the meds?
   
   251 torture
       success
   
   ad hoc winter is coming
       caroline looked at the weather
       last day for a week it'll be above 20
   
   ad hoc metric conversion
       it's been below 0 all week

OLD BUSINESS

   The Thing!
       recieving a really old copy of a textbook from a friend is not sams fault

NEW BUSINESS

   interesting facts about bees: to talk about interesting facts about bees*
       strike each instance of a double e following a b
           PASSES
       we should bring bubbles in with his bees bees bees shirt
       bees die in the cold because they're like college students
       ad hoc nic cage: disapproves
       place "" around "bs"
           FAILS
       if you write the word bed it looks like a bed
       every bee's favorite band is cascada?
       bees never poop inside their hives
           when it's warm enough there's a mass poop and corpse exodus
       is bees defined as people in cluster?
       alphabet--bet comes from beta
       thank you for subscribing to bee facts
       did you know that bees are considered that bees are considered the worlds best tango dancers
       there used to be a twitter under the name truebeefacts
       there is a bee sitting in your head currently
       $2 to frieder, he and anyone else suffering from a bee injury
   
   the best possible outcome of a story that starts with ______: things could be worse
       did you know that there's always a bee on you at all times
       so I got hit by a car last month
           the best possible outcome of getting hit by a car
               money?
               bill gates hitting you and donating his fortune
                   that's how SCS got funded
       $5 to stuart, anyone who had a bad day will chair
   
   we're talking about money
   and printing money
   new mike belongs here
   
   time travel committee
       there are shenanigans
   
   real actual otp: to discuss otps and ot3
       for example, woody from toy story and george washington
       $5 to erin, anyone with an otp will chair
   
   motion to create Fuck
       can it have a purpose?
       motion for the general body of the kgb recognise the previous motion as a motion to append fuck to the kgb official dictionary
           PASSES
       as a linguist eforney would like to mention that fuck is one of the most VERSITILE words
       everyone's a linguist: fuck
       this will give the kgb official dictionary the ability to create actial sentences
       but this will make second not the second word
       dyslexia: no the dictionary does not have to be in order
       ad hoc this is how I pay my rent
           this will make maija's work much easier
           how's that going?
               much better now that she's switched to pen and paper
       PASSES
   
   motion to make an allocation not to exceed 50000 so that the journalists don't die
       nope
   
   artistic pornographic discussion: to watch porn in class and discuss it
       snarky freshmen: interp topic?
       and that's how drew watched porn in cluster
       TBA is scheduled for april 9
       how many units is this porn watching worth
           between 9 and 10
       did you know that ron jeremy's grandmother recieved fanmail from him?
       how many eunics is this committee worth?
           spell eunics
       is this committee going to respect the fact that ron jeremy was jewish?
           i guess
       how many linux is this committee
           nooooo linux
       motion to "playtest"
       misap don't worry it's for science: approves
       append to purpose "for the plot"
           passes
       we have an event!
       actually it's not for science it's for art
       motion to change cmu to a liberal arts collecge
           oh god no
       motion to append "for art for science"
           passes
       ad hoc unsubtle innuendos: BLOWJOBS
       motion to crosslist course in theater department
           dilatory
       PASSES
       $6 to mcginnis, anyone who would sign up for that class
   
   motion to make an allocation not to exceed $50 for food for the event
       passes
   
   unsubtle innuendos: kgb training kage, oh wait I mean BLOWJOBS
       SEX
       marlena has a kage in her basement
       so there drew was, watching porn in cluster
       these aren't innuendos they're just dirty words
           look we don't need the blow by blow here
       so there maija was writing porn in the kgb meeting
       the considerite literate inteligent thoughts: doesn't feel the need to make commnet
       let's not make this any harder than it needs to be
       penis
           what
               Penis
                   what
                       PENIS
       motion to lower the average age of kgb to 14
           that would require a large influx of 8 year olds or a small influx of babies
           which can happen
       yeah no not writing that
       PASSES
       $7 to xander, anyone who misses twright will chair
   
   i need an adult: to designate an official adult when things get too kgb
       caroline nominates eforney
           out of order
       maija can we hear some of your porn
           let her edit it first
       being an adult is not about being mature, it's about knowing when to act like one
       motion to designate applejuice as the codeword
           out of order
       we need a better definition of an adult
       motion to deisignate applejuice as the safeword
           out of order
       being an adult means you get to drink as much alcohol as you want, make as many pancakes as you want, and drive really fast cars
           so you mean nic cage?
           it's not specified that you can do these things legally
       motion to nominate barak obama as our adult
           out of order
       go to your room and sit on your hands
           what are my hands doing?
       $6 to drew, eforney shall chair
   
   motion to designate barak obama as the official adult of the kgb
       change barak obama to barab obabo usurbur of unitinu
       motion to change adult ot mr rogers
       PASSES
   
   filthification: make clean songs obscene
       frieder needs an adult
       oh canada
           my grandpa sells condoms to sailors
           and punctures the tips with pins
           it just gets worse from there
       shelby's mom used to work in a pharmacy in the 70s
       drew needs an adult
       rick santorum's wife used to shack up with an abortion doctor in law school
       don't go to chick fil a tomorrow
           there'll be lots of camo
           it's scary
       FAILS
   
   motion to pass a motion
       PASSES
   
   princess leia reminder: to remind exec when something is not a committee
       how does this committee feel about cinabons?
       I have a bad feeling about this
       motion to put this committee in a metal bikini
           it's a trap
       I feel like this committee is being made for alderan reasons
       never tell me the odds
       $3 to mcginnis, he and anyone who hasn't seen all 6(3) starwars movies
   
   beatbox: gimme back my money!
       motion to add 30% more wub wub
           passes
       have you tried rapping the box
           yipyipyip
           only on boxing day
               yipyipyip
       jram tried to drop some beats but vegetables ended up everywhere
       PASSES
       $4 to mcginnis, the box will chair

ANNOUNCEMENTS

   EVENT
       Tool training!
       friday 7:00 in Kage (below stever)
       learn to use equipment teach equipment build
       anyone can come to any event
   
   sweatshirts!
       $20 for members, $25 for nonmembers
       if you've ordered one you're obligated to buy it
       go to dillon, pay, THEN retrieve sweatshirts
   
   games left at the event last friday
       set got left
       also one with lasers
   
   dillon didn't bring the treasury oops
       we need small bills if you can pay in those
   
   the event after this one (in 11 days) is UPA
       useless people auction
       if you want to auction off 6 hrs of your time, email exec with a blurb of skills
       if you're uncomfortable because there's someone you don't want to purchase you, email marlena
           or if you're uncomfortable with her someone else
       if you're not a cmu student you can still auction yourself off
       

SCHMUCKS

   if anyone has storage space near maggie mo, xander needs a space to store his shit
       he'll compensate you in cash or other
   
   today is mlk day and we're mostly white
       we might watch the star trek episode that is relevant
   
   trying to do ballet in boots hurts

we are now in purple