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OFFICER REPORTS
Mike
is harry
had a weekend
probably involved anime and pastries and running the kgb as an org
in other times, harry saw Sisters and got drunk in an elevator
Skye
had a weekend
did stuff
new people
cliff, cs, connecticuit, hates the name games
david, mcs???, new jersey, name is david
Dillon
had a weekend
can never remember what he did
itr???
steven universe?
EVENT
Useless People Auction
7:00pm Friday Breed Hall (MM 103)
it's a big fundraiser!
willing members auction off their time
including exec as a unit
buy our humans
OTHER EVENT
CTFWS
Feb 19, DH 2315, 7:00 start time
like mariokart meets capture the flag
Erin
had a weekend
tool training
also not homework
dropped a class, needed units
stucotime
Zora
had a weekend
had a to-do list! did stuff on it!
also watched a LOT of anime
Joe
had a weekend
did a lot of stuff
including constitutional revisionism
the printers are GARBAGE
Murphy
had a weekend
built the KGSLD/SHT PRNCSS
and BEER and SLEDDING and ITR and EAT N PARK
and then did nothing on sunday
COMMITTEE REPORTS
ad hoc offline social media
skye has a message
MESSAGE FAILED TO SEND
("fuck off frieder")
BOOTH
two builds!
construction sat 2 - 5
art sat 1:30 - 3:30
but both things happen at both builds!
misap people who view the booth committee from afar
harry found a booth poster
!!!
he did not know it was from kgb
shit jokes
mariachi band that plays a certain cover
hispanic at the disco
up with the sickness
that was the joke
murphy doesn't wanna get sick
ad hoc to buy profs clocks
if your class is taught all the way down craig street, LET OUT ON TIME
ad hoc criminal activity in conj with storytelling
they were at eat n park
there was a guy asleep in a booth
he was Not Healthy
they called the paramedics
there were 11 at one point
at one point someone heard the guy, in the bathroom, call his mom
"ma, take the shoeboxes out from under my bed and put them in the treehouse"
"it doesn't matter"
"just do it"
"i have to go"
shit heard at eat n park
apparently TOO MANY PEOPLE BEAT EACH OTHER WITH WATER PITCHERS AT FUCKOCLOCK
i love my parents but
mari's mom made memes of herself on vacation
all weather toms
success!
all weather toms
cortina
OLD BUSINESS
the Thing!
whatever happens at UPA isn't frieder's fault
committee for old business
not...yet....
exec get it together interlude
if you wanna sell yourself, email exec
if you're not comfy with any buyers, contact erin in advance
or another exec member
committee for old business calls for the order of the day
new old business: i'm sorry tim
PASSES
$5 to maddy, tim will chair (thank god)
NEW BUSINESS
new and special kind of hell: to be redundant with the kgb as a whole
append o to end of name
passes
harry was scratching his neck
motion to table for one week
PASSES
committee will not be tabled for any amount of time whatesoever ever: idk it's an experiment
motion to table indefinately
PASSES
indecisive bakers: erin couldn't decide if she wanted to make macaroons or marengues (i'm sorry) so she just started whipping egg whites
she made the one i can't spell
motion to table it for a week
FAILS
motion to preheat oven to 350
PASSES
motion ot have prepared one earlier
passes
motion to realize that we don't have ANY of the other ingredients
fails
motion to eat the thing
sure
a gentle stirring motion
ding!
PASSES
$1 to erin, anybody who knows they want to bake SOMETHING but doesn't quite know what
the committee to return to old business for exactly one committee report: DEAR GOD JOE WHY
he said a bunch of stuff that's the purpose
i'm not
oh my god
o h m y g o d
motion to table indefinitely and forget this ever happened
PASSES
the committee of forms: the ability to synthesize the pure platonic form of registration
apparently every dnd game glenn gm's involves paperwork worshipers
change name to "the platonic committee"
sure
motion to change it back
friendly???
PASSES
$1 to murphy, kelly?
ad hoc committee for old business calls for the remaining orders of the day
tabletop atheist committee: fuck drew and your elkridge ambiants
I SPELLED IT RIGHT
change purpose to "this is florida we don't need teeth"
PASSES
motion to table this committee for one week
PASSES
misuse of tables: to drop tables on kgb members who keep tableing items for discussion
PASSES
$6 to erin, anyone who votes no on a tbale motion
motion to make an allocation not to exceed $500 for booth stuff
call for the the treasurer to say words
we have the money!
PASSES
committeee to see how long we can keep this going: what
motion to table fo rone week
PASSES
motion to filabuster
too fucking late
motion to filabuster
i still don't knowo how to spell that either
motion to create the all weather tom: to get a person, and like, make him a member, and like, equip him with...
motion to make this person tom werner
oh my god
motion ot change name to "battle of tom the department heads"
passes
change purpose to "get all the department heads named tom and have them battle it out"
passes
motion to do that but instead in the pit
sure. this did nothing. do that means nothing
mtion to make sure pit is spelled with two t's
PASSESS
i mean y'all can
YOU ALL TALK SO FAST
PASSES
$1 to kelly, tom cortina will chair
change all fish to bugmars
technically this reqs a constitutional ammendment
motion to make a standing rule that "point of ____" will be acceptable to mean whatever the hell the person follows it with
point of ass
motion to table indefinitely
FAILS
motion to table indefinitely
FAILS
PASSES
motion to repeal that standing rule
FAILS
motion to make an allocation not to exceed $50 for supplies for the event
PASSES
point of first
hi
point of ?
does the word need to be in english?
no
motion to prematurely untable all tabled motions
out of order
point of explanation
mike is gonna love this
point of nonexplanation
can we not explain this to mike
motion to not explain this to mike
dilatory
point of no return
that was TWO WORDS
point of interesting
int he us tabling means to table it
in the uk it means to call the question
point of why
motion to convene and ent-moot
no
keeping secrets from mike: pointy things
yikes
PASSES
$1 to frieder, mike will chiar
let's move on from this: pretty much that and do anything else
the get on with it committee disapproves
point of ruleswanking: the damage has been done
ruleswanking is one word
i feel it in my soul
point of unlockable: how do you fele about this
it's zora's fave teaching tool
PASSES
$1 to murphy, he will chair
motion to move on to announcements
PASSES
ANNOUNCEMENTS
EVENT
Useless People Auction
7:00 Friday MM103
Sell yourself! Buy people! Capitalism!
Dress Classy
OTHER EVENT
ctfws
feb 19!! dh 2315
story revising
if you're interested fill out murphy's form
it's revising the ug tour stories
assassins
feb 9th to the 16th
let skye know
shirts!!
we have them! if you ordered one, come collect it and pay us
if you didn't, we have extras
wait a minute though so it's not chaos
we also have the scarves
cost
shirts: $10 for members, $15 for not
hoodie: $20 for members, $25 for not
scarves we'll figure out
SCHMUCKS
define fancy
yes
yow
