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An obsession of the KGB, brought into the collective consciousness with the establishment of the Committee to Replace the Atmosphere with Rich, Nutritive Poop.
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'''Thick, nutritive poop''' is an obsession of individuals KGB disavows knowledge of, brought into the collective consciousness with the establishment of the [[Committee to postulate what the world would be like if instead of air we had thick, nutritive poop]]
  
It also makes a great non-sequitur punchline for nearly every joke.  Observe:
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It also makes a great non-sequitur punchline for nearly every joke.  Observe:<br />
Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
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Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?<br />
A: Rich, nutritive poop.
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A: Thick, nutritive poop.<br />
 
We promise that this won't annoy your friends after the eightieth time.
 
We promise that this won't annoy your friends after the eightieth time.
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== See also ==
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* [[Thick, nutritive soup]]
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[[Category:Bad ideas]]

Latest revision as of 20:41, 25 April 2007

Thick, nutritive poop is an obsession of individuals KGB disavows knowledge of, brought into the collective consciousness with the establishment of the Committee to postulate what the world would be like if instead of air we had thick, nutritive poop

It also makes a great non-sequitur punchline for nearly every joke. Observe:
Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: Thick, nutritive poop.
We promise that this won't annoy your friends after the eightieth time.

See also