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Not unlike most members of the KGB, Josiah Boning exists. Also not unlike most members of the KGB, he is referred to by various names. Anything that matches /jb(\w*)/ is a likely fit. Some values of $1 that he might actually respond to:
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Not unlike most members of the KGB, Josiah Boning exists. Also not unlike most members of the KGB, he is referred to by various names. Anything that matches /jb(\w*)/ is a likely fit. Some values of $1 to which he might actually respond:
 
* oning
 
* oning
 
* lanket
 
* lanket
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* ooth
 
* ooth
 
* uggy
 
* uggy
Some values of $1 that he will CERTAINLY NOT respond to:
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Some values of $1 to which he will CERTAINLY NOT respond:
 
* oning when pronounced "owning". (Note that this is actually a lie--he will respond, but he rather prefers it to be pronounced properly, as in "aaawwwning".)
 
* oning when pronounced "owning". (Note that this is actually a lie--he will respond, but he rather prefers it to be pronounced properly, as in "aaawwwning".)
 
* enedetto
 
* enedetto

Revision as of 16:27, 21 April 2009

Not unlike most members of the KGB, Josiah Boning exists. Also not unlike most members of the KGB, he is referred to by various names. Anything that matches /jb(\w*)/ is a likely fit. Some values of $1 to which he might actually respond:

  • oning
  • lanket
  • aron
  • oing
  • aaawwwning
  • onnet
  • ear
  • ooth
  • uggy

Some values of $1 to which he will CERTAINLY NOT respond:

  • oning when pronounced "owning". (Note that this is actually a lie--he will respond, but he rather prefers it to be pronounced properly, as in "aaawwwning".)
  • enedetto