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'''Kate Krakopolsky'''. One of our genuine Russian speakers. Please contact Komrade Krakopolsky about any messages that need to be sent regarding the revolution. | '''Kate Krakopolsky'''. One of our genuine Russian speakers. Please contact Komrade Krakopolsky about any messages that need to be sent regarding the revolution. | ||
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| + | ===Officer Dossiers=== | ||
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| + | ==S@A, 2017-2018== | ||
| + | Kate is Russian, which is important because it means her complicity in our organization makes it okay that we joke about being a very real and morally questionable Russian secret police force. | ||
| + | Kate is a pillar of calm amid the turbulent waters of the rest of execs’ breakneck rock and roll lifestyles. If you look into her eyes, you will see a calm understanding that can only come from years of world weariness born with the tenacity of a soldier, and the grace of a last ruling monarch holding a fractured kingdom together through a decades long calamity. Unbowed. Unbent. Unbroken. | ||
| + | Kate is the Sergeant at Arms. She transports stuff. | ||
| + | *It is also her duty to put her life on the line at a second’s notice to defend the president against deadly assassination attempts. She would gladly die for him. | ||
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Revision as of 11:54, 21 December 2017
Kate Krakopolsky. One of our genuine Russian speakers. Please contact Komrade Krakopolsky about any messages that need to be sent regarding the revolution.
Officer Dossiers
S@A, 2017-2018
Kate is Russian, which is important because it means her complicity in our organization makes it okay that we joke about being a very real and morally questionable Russian secret police force. Kate is a pillar of calm amid the turbulent waters of the rest of execs’ breakneck rock and roll lifestyles. If you look into her eyes, you will see a calm understanding that can only come from years of world weariness born with the tenacity of a soldier, and the grace of a last ruling monarch holding a fractured kingdom together through a decades long calamity. Unbowed. Unbent. Unbroken. Kate is the Sergeant at Arms. She transports stuff.
- It is also her duty to put her life on the line at a second’s notice to defend the president against deadly assassination attempts. She would gladly die for him.
| Preceded by Ian Griswold |
Sergeant at Arms 2017-2018 |
Succeeded by $S@A |
