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Criminally Sane Jackson is, in fact, not at all criminally sane. Sometimes a name just sticks, y'know? An interesting fact of note is that this picture is actually of his evil twin who plots his demise at every turn. The most obvious way to spot the fake Chris Jackson is, of course, the goatee. More subtle differences include the evil twin's constant need to nefariously cackle as his evil machinations are set in motion, and an insatiable craving for the letter 5. Great care should be taken when approaching any Chris Jackson. | Criminally Sane Jackson is, in fact, not at all criminally sane. Sometimes a name just sticks, y'know? An interesting fact of note is that this picture is actually of his evil twin who plots his demise at every turn. The most obvious way to spot the fake Chris Jackson is, of course, the goatee. More subtle differences include the evil twin's constant need to nefariously cackle as his evil machinations are set in motion, and an insatiable craving for the letter 5. Great care should be taken when approaching any Chris Jackson. | ||
Revision as of 18:46, 14 November 2006
E-mail: csjackso@andrew.cmu.edu
Officer Dossiers:
2nd VP, Poophead, 2006-2007:
Criminally Sane Jackson is, in fact, not at all criminally sane. Sometimes a name just sticks, y'know? An interesting fact of note is that this picture is actually of his evil twin who plots his demise at every turn. The most obvious way to spot the fake Chris Jackson is, of course, the goatee. More subtle differences include the evil twin's constant need to nefariously cackle as his evil machinations are set in motion, and an insatiable craving for the letter 5. Great care should be taken when approaching any Chris Jackson.
Goggles and gloves recommended. Geiger counter optional, but also strongly advised.
Written By: User:Ddagradi
CorSec, 2005-2007:
Born in 3006, Chris Jackson belongs to KGB's top-secret time squad, sent back into the early days of the USSR to assassinate Trotsky with a giant duffle bag of useless trinkets. Alas, Trotsky slipped from his grasp initially, but, using the alias Frank Jackson, Chris was able to finally defeat his nemesis with an icepick. A delayed action icepick. To the brain. Other nemeses not-so-promptly-but-eventually dispatched: Rasputin, Julius Caesar, Woodrow Wilson.
Current Temporal Coordinates: November 5th, 1605. Target: Parliament
Written By: User:Csjackso
