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((GUYS I FORGOT HOW TO SPELL PURPLE))
OFFICER REPORTS
Broman
had a weekend
began w ug tour
went around campus and told things that were true
on saturday there was some stuff
10 hrs after that had training for community standards boards
serving on academic review boards
could potentially be called on to judge the case if people were caught tresspassing places where they don't belong
ccolombo
had a weekend
ug tour
then shifting in and out of existance
then taking it slow because she came down with a cold
then some work today
new people
(name, major, origin, unint)
rasaundra, mathmatical sci, baltimore, is quiet
chris, ece, san fran, wears clothes
kelsey, kingston, PA, writing, also wears clothes
shoshana, music psych, cleaveland, plays obo
evans, planning on ece, ca, brown hair
david, mech e, chicago, spent majority of life breathing
miranda, art, roosevelt island in ny, has all fingers and toes
was building a phoenix
JRAM
had
ug tour
other things
maelstrom of hw and disease
EVENT
get board get carded
7 pm friday porter A18
to avoid getting eaten by a drew
marlena
had a weekend
floor is suspiciously wet
went on ug tour, wore a top hat, ran into things
got got in maelstrom of work, not disease
realized half of work maybe was not necessary
PRAVDA?!
bait and switch edition
each one is gonna have a theme so you'll submit stuff 'cause you have ideas
next week is Hocus Pocus edition
zora
had a weekend
ug tour, sprinted back and forth and yelled and sprinted and then lay down in the grass
did work but not enough work on saturday and sunday
this will be a theme
dillon
had a weekend
not the ug tour
went to penn apps
didn't place top 3 but won lots of secondary awards
real time lecture service thing for professor
has lots of work and is sick
mike
had a weekend
got sick
moped on the comfy couch a lot
didn't do work on saturday
is still sick
COMMITTEE REPORTS
ad hoc stalk past pres: Jared got a job offer from google! Sooooo maybe he'll be back?
dkirby: also ug'd, was told to speak up...which has NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE
ad hoc for cont. tradition she's never heard of: getting baggers, open to confuse a bagger
confuse a bagger worth telling
ad hoc rats on venetian trade ships: success
committee to not burn down r7 and a bunch of other shit and the spoeken: sexy dj, etc.
Party at R7 on Saturday at 9:00 PM!
ad hoc oh no booth!: tepper building in morewood parking lot?
assass committee: fuck you
pitt exploration: 2 success
cmu hates grass: booth on cut interesting
alcoholist: endorse chocotaco milkshake
derpy crane: derpy crane
misap cullinary r&D: failure and tears
the mead?
no
time travel: glisson for pres
storytelling committee: CMU is hard.
Y'all are smart. Everyone is smart. It's challenging!
It's okay to ask for help--everyone here does, and no one will think less of you.
There are lots of resources! Including us!
Talk to us, we're friendly.
CMU is hard, feel free to ask for help if you need it.
this will make sense later: soon
airship piracy: reports
marionnette committee: the floor is lava
floor is lava: success
ad hoc derpy oragami heart: reports
OLD BUSINESS
the thing
getting cold not ccolombo's fault
NEW BUSINESS
sliding innuendoes: trombones and sacbutts
sacbutts = renn trombones
charlie brown committee: wowowowowow
sacbutt
now we know what a sacbutt is
change all sac to snack
FAILS
change all sackbutt to bugmars
FAILS
change all butt to buttmars
PASSES
change all butt to fanny
FAILS
lookit dat ass
hats n kitties, hats hats n kitties
PASSES
$2 to Drew, tromboners will chair!
684th beating of a dead horse: change name and purpose of committee
684 to 685
pass
all word and number ch bugmars
pass
dead horse to mostly dead horse
685, 686
pass
horse to donkey
np
dead to dan
pass
append w before horse
nope
prepend same
dilatory
PASSES
$2 to drew, anyone able to incirment
motion to cremate the grandmother committee: everyone messes up
change purpose to freudian slips
monty python committee: I'm not dead yet
ad hoc committee with guy pushing cart: well you will be, and he's not coming around again til next tues
$1 to mcginnis, anyone who's ever sold a grandma
snipe your high five: hey rglenn high five
the fistbump r&d committee approves
change action in purpose to hair smoothing
FAILS
touch eforney's hand
that's how we all get disease
ad hoc drew's driving: guyssss I'm trying to drive
sorry
PASSES
$3 to Marlena, whoever sniped the last high five
committee to det. what woodland creatures utter: to discover ~what the fuck's sake~
what kind of elephant says toot?
idk what happened here watch the video
tortellini
ad hoc my family does things that I do: Marlena's sent this to her entire family, including her grandmother, which is not her cup of tea, apparently
the fox obviously communicates in or, or, or, or, ors
ad hoc committee to dedisnify the fox and the hound approves
PASSES
$2 to drew (twoingliss), eforney chairs
plague hats committee: [gave a hat] and also warn people about the horrors of head lice
lookin' at you JRAM
change to brain slug committee:
FAILS
change head lice to dread lice
PASSES
change dread lice to dreads lice
FAILS
change dread to judge dread
FAILS
change hat to headwear in purpose:
PASSES
you get a hat if you buy the committee
PASSES
$5 to Maija, people who are wearing a hat or have had headlice due to kgb in the past
thoughtful kgb: only pass committees we think are worth buying and not just listen to our facist dictator and do the
change purpose to do what our dictator says
fail
change all to tim broman
pass
motion to instate xander as dictator
dilatory
broman has armies
sliding innuendoes: hee hee dictator
change tim to timmy
dilatory
change bro to brobro
dilatory
change broman to bromance
dilatory
change broman to turner
FAILS
change all broman to brotherman
PASSES
brotherman to nananananananana FRATMAN
passes?
change all man to manman
no
change all man to man or woman
passes
change all tim to the tim
passes
include middle name (robert)
passes
change all robert to bobert
passes
we did it!: proclaim we did it when we do anything reletively mundane and easy tasks
change we did it to bow before me peasants
passes
change all me to us
passes
change to make a cheese pizza: make a cheeze pizza:
dilatory
change peasant to pheasant:
passes
change all bow to bow:
passes
change all pheasant to presence
fails
change all bow before me pheasants to kneel before zod
change to youthful something committee: I have no idea what I'm doing or what I've done
append kelly's memory to purpose
chagnge purpose because dan thinks everything's friendly
overly friendly committee: success
PASSES
$2 to dkirby, everyone friendly will chair
this will make sense later: to have been reported the day it will be created later
you took too long, now youre committee's gone
time police: you've been charged a fine of 3 years
$3 to afrieder, everyone will chair
announcements
EVENT!
get board get carded
friday 7:00 porter A18*
bring board games bring card games bring drew
pay your dues!
$15 for semester, $20 for year
you get voting on important stuff and discounts on tshirts
schmucks
sacbutt
tortellini
we are now in purpule
R7 party
sat at 9:00
over there by the hill
frisbee on friday before event??
Dan is thinking of doing a thing with borg episodes of star trek
come to the hole in the vacant lot behind the ralph's
pick up your paper
purpule and get food
