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OFFICER REPORTS

   Broman
       had a weekend
       started with improv, which was rad
           it was led by NPP who are people that are cool and not Adam
       probably did some work
       has a job interview tomorrow in philly!
       
   Caroline
       had a weekend
       you know the rage face that are real excited? that emotion
       Al is in town and she has a job interview
       Estelle is birthday!
   
   JRAM
       had a weekend
       was mystified by dkirby's pope seahorse
       took the GRE on saturday
           forgot the area of a circle
           probably got that wrong
       EVENT
           trivia night
           porter A18* 7:00
           y'all should help write trivia
       
   Marlena
       had a weekend
       started with a haircut
           where a haircut is to put the hair on a different body
       then improv, and mbritton was in town
       there'll be a pravda next week
       
   Zora
       had a weekend
       started with the event, it was fun to watch improv 
       then went and watched thor and it was AMAZING
       then artemis (without playing), then Pacific Rim, then back to artemis (still not playing)
       then work? and booth
       and then the weekend WASN'T OVER
           played a victim in a simulation of a Mass Casualty Incident
           spirit gum IS STILL ON THEIR FACE
   
   Dillon
       had a weekend
       similar to Zora's weekend
       did improv
       also saw thor, also thought it was great, also went to Artemis
           but actually played Artemis
           as part of the USS George Takei
       also did booth on sunday
       but had boring class this morning
       
   Mike
       had a weekend
       remarkably similar to Zora and Dillons
       difference
           was captain during artemis
           did science with the jump drive
           12.3 km per unit energy
           warpaccident
       
       

COMMITTEE REPORTS

   dkirby
       caroline had a dream
       there was a hurricane and then things happened and everyone was find
       but an aircraft carrier landed near their house
           but it had always been there
           
   dkirby so full of self, misap tautology
       watching a documentary on health food
       young girl from south thinks she has to try not to get killed to not die until 90
   
   white elephant
       issuing a challenge
   
   intrep journalist:
       concl to harvest fest
       had been stuck underground
       the owlbear got sober, had to drug him
       crustacean was a dog
           eaten by owlbear
       a starship warped through, jiggalos had taken over surface
       open season on the jiggalos
   
   skyentology, ccolombo's facination
       reports
   
   misap committee to monitize kgb
       why don't we put that on youtube?
       
   ad hoc fun facts about ccolombo
       telling the story about her dream reminded her about a real weird building from home
   
   ad hoc confuse a bagger
       success
       the bagger liked AXO
   
   yoga flame
       getting bike through tiny doorway
   
   bulbous boufont
       schwa jab
   
   booth
       we had a meeting
       discussed electrical
       still having meetings, see facebook
   
   min bid
       cont massive success
   
   ad hoc performance art
       would like to propose something with yoga flame
   
   ad hoc romantic
       would like to propose TO the yoga flame committee
   

OLD BUSINESS

   The Thing!
       people not waking up is not Stephen's fault

NEW BUSINESS

   committee for descript fb photo journalism: to be sure that people know that the blood all over their friends isn't real
       xander objects
       what if the blood is real
       remember the steps for winning internet points
           injure self
           take picture
           then seek doctor
       stuart's jeans now have fake blood, real blood, and red paint
       ad hoc women's health: will report back in about a month
       spont shark pun: report
       PASSES
       $4 to mcginnis, he will chair
   
   kgb nra: for upstanding members of the kgb who like to uphold the 2nd ammendment
       change 2nd ammendment to 2nd law of robotics
       change nra to national robotics association
           fails
       change nra to nba
           fails
       motion to come on and slam
           dilatory
       change robotics to thermodynamics
           fails
       PASSES
       $10 to Mcginnis, he and dkirby will chair
   
   create standing rule that would establish "come on and slam" as always an order
       I don't think we should come on and slam, he wants to stay clean today
       we should add that we should only do it if we want to jam
       what if we're not welcome to the jam? just the bread and peanutbutter and stuff
       xander objects
           creating new standing rules is dangerous and inadvisable
       FAILS
   
   antiethnocentricity: celebrate today, nov 11, as singles day
       which is an actual holiday in china
       prepend kraft to all instances of singles
           passes
       $23 to mcginnis, all people in committed relationships will chair
   
   create standing rule that all alumni entering KGB must high five at least one other alumnus
       according to cmu anyone having completed one semester is an alumnus
       table indefinitely
       
   warm and fuzzy: to talk about things that make people feel good feelings
       mbritton would like to preempt this elaborate your mother joke right now
       eforney: vibrators
       PASSES
       $15 to frieder, xander will chair
   
   hat hair: to take pride in our appearances
       how does this committee feel about helmets
           they are welcome
       append "and perform magic tricks" to purpose
           passes
       eforney always takes lust in her appearance
       dkirby always takes gluttony in his appearance
       anyone can pull a rabbit out of a hat, but it takes a real magician to pull a bear out of one
       have you ever seen a man eat his own head?
       nobody panic and don't smell like food
       marlena watched a scary video in art class
       PASSES
       $7 to mcginnis, anyone with any experience in illusions
   
   superfast bidding: any bids for this committee, if you dont respond in less than a second--shaaaame
       three
       time travel: four
       t h e   v e r y   s l o w   c o m m i t t e e   d o e s   n o t   a p p r o v e   o f   t h i s   c o m m i t t e e
       $3 to mcginnis, frieder will chair
   
   suspicious package: so the kgb can better handle their suspicious packages
       place airquotes about suspicious and package
           passes
       heyyyy your mom is already in charge of this committee
       put it away twright
       motion to enclose all quote marks in more quote marks
           no
       change all suspicious with glorious with creepy inflection
           passes
       replace all quotation marks with two apostrophes
       append finger motions to glorious
           passes
       motion to put committee in question marks
           passes
       prepend word people's before all glorious in purpose
           passes
       PASSES
       $21 to mcginnis, he, skye, and the present rec sec will chair
   
   motion to make an allocation not to exceed $50 for the event
       PASSES
   
   evil league of eagles: to keep a watchful eye on and sometimes eat the evil seafood league
       guild of calam intent approves
       change eagle to EEEAGLE
           passes
       evil seafood league would like to remind everyone of the effect of water on feathers
       evil league of eagles: would like to point out the affect of air on fish
       skyentology is working on this problem
       evil seafood league: yeah well that won't be a problem much longer
           air we mean
           air won't be a problem
       PASSES
       $20 to mbritton, disbanded
       we've seen upstarts before, we'll see them again
   
   451 every day: to wrap about how awesome reading is
       butterfly in the skyyyyy
           COME ON
       wanna smoke some trees
       change name to 420 committee
           fails
       don't drugs okay
           drugs are bad
       PASSES, $5 to mcginnis, 420 will chair
   
   spoonerisms: to speak in spoonerisms
       I said capable runt
       you think you know epidemiology? you don't know epidemiology
       cunning stunts downhill derby
       isn't that just the naked popeathon?
       upon a slitted sheet I sit
       pheasent mother plucker
       have you ever held in your heart my darling a half warmed fish
       PASSES
       $7 to mcginnis, all primes shall chair
   
   dangerous trend: to have a meeting where frieder spends strictly less money than he did the meeting before
       part of marlena is sad that only two people is bidding, part of her is happy because they're bidding a lot
       hey who wants to go to the porch after this
           the joke is that xander got food poisoning from it
       $16 to frieder, he and everyone else who causes him to spend money in any way shape or form
       

ANNOUNCEMENTS

   EVENT
       trivia night
       friday, 7:00, porter A18*
       you can help write questions if you want
   
   sweatshirts
       there's a form on the facebook page
       we can email you
           frosty wants to be emailed
           (briedel)
       the price is PROBABLY $20 for members, $25 for nonmembers

SCHMUCKS

   if anyone's interested in doing cs research for next semester
       xander's lab is looking for a cs person
       up to 18 units
       modeling stuff
       talk to him
   
   bring headphones for cluster gaming
   
   the disbanded evil league of eagles
       will come back in it's final form
   
   pittsburgh obscure games
       is doing a soccer thing
   
   nerf wars
       this weekend
       stay tuned
   
   mcginnis spent $70 to $80
   

we are now in purple