Difference between revisions of "Minutes20140302"

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OFFICER REPORTS

   Broman
       had a weekend
       started with UPA
       played magic all day and well into the night on saturday
       then sunday there was the superbowl and it was shitty x4
   James
       had a weekend
       upa!
       also read a book of lovecraft
       new people
           Luke, mech e, u pitt, that counts as uninteresting
   
   JRAM
       had a weekend
       bought at the upa
           proportedly to provide him with pants
       watched the superbowl
       farsicle is the best word for it
       EVENT
           KGB Digs its own grave
           karaoke
           in this room
           7:00, friday
   
   Marlena
       had a weekend
       basically upa followed by work
       and if she hadn't had that much work she probably still wouldn't have watched the superbowl
       Pravda?!
       ...broman already chose a new theme?
   
   Zora
       had a weekend
       boothed! built many flats, some of them comically small.
       and then spent a day doing homework and CAPTAIN AMERICA 2 TRAILER
   
   Dillon
       had a weekend
       upa
           we raised $1300!
       also went to the first booth
           because booth chair
   
   Mike
       had a weekend
       UPA
           got bought and bought people
           now owns frieder
       booth
           not a chair but lives with them
       got free food from the mellon
           which is best
   

COMMITTEE REPORTS

   lies and slander
       was told there would be free chipotle at the new one
       there was not
       it was closed
   
   illust journalists
       tim broman's wedding ended horribly yesterday
       the tragedy could have been prevented had he been informed of the wedding
   
   john madden official endgame
       the birdies beat the horseys
   
   broetry
       "Firewater and Smirnoff Ice" by eforney and Brobert Frost

OLD BUSINESS

   The Thing!
       pravdas not getting printed is not frieder's fault
           ...they got printed

NEW BUSINESS

   don't touch the cupcake: to infect as many people as possible using reverse psych
       change purpose to touch the cupcake
           passes
       append sweet sweet vengence to the purpose
           passes
       when you say infected...?
           zombies.
       change all infected to confected
           passes
       flashbacks of vietnam
       the kittens look fizzy
       motion to define cupcake as being chocolate and icing as being vanilla
           you're halfway there
       PASSES
       $3 to Marlena, anyone who didn't touch the cupcake, plus marlena
   
   committee to throw your debts and sins at the treasurer: pretty much that
       general body requesting more information on said sins
           caroline forgot to pay her dues at the beginning of the year
       how does this committee feel about money for innocuous purposes delivered sketchily in plastic bags?
           friendly
       the ccolombo is an antiaircraft tank committee: reports
       committee for ccolombo's fascination: caroline's a tank
       PASSES
       $2 to Maija, people with debts and or sins will chair
   
   skyecotic: skyecotic
       is this committee skyecolic?
       if you're having skyecotic episodes, you need a skyecologist
       ad hoc
           skyepolar and skyecosis are distinct dsm disorders
       how does this committee feel about constantly needing to wake up?
           you have to wake up
       does this committee feel?
           that's a big question
       can this committee tell me about its mother?
           what?
       request for ad hoc linguists committe: what does skye mean in its roots?
           I dunno, whatever
       PASSES
       $6 to skye, anyone who can properly make a skye pun
   
   kgb ultimate beatdown: tbroman called eforney fat, also some other stuff, okay xander
       tbroman has literally broken someone's nose
       SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS: wrestlinggggg?
       fight fight fight: maaaaaybe not during the meeting
       broman thanks eforney for saving his life last night
       request report from storytelling committeee
           broman broke jbonning's nose by pocketboxing
           broman's a cold blooded killer
       why does an orphanage only have one nose
           irrelevant
       extra zen in conj with yoga flame: is this the meeting where xander finally loses it?
           it being his voice
       PASSES
       $1 to xander, he and testosterone will chair
   
   motion to make an allocation not to exceed $50 for food for the event
   
   motion to make an allocation not to exceed $500 for initial booth stuff
       replace some tools (like tape measures), some lumber
       it is possible to have too many drills
           8 is that number
       PASSES

   motion to create a standing rule that, for the next month, should the chair become unoccupied, the power of the chair will pass to frieder with skye second in line
       it would expire at 5:00pm, during a meeting, on march 3rd
       frieder and broman are fighting over the bylaws
       append that this is after all the rest of exec has vacated
       the chair can step down by choice
       request report from the assassinations committee
           dead silence
       request report from the s@a
           what
       ad hoc broman is probably right: seniority is stated in bylaws, not seniority
       PASSES
   
   point of whatever, please don't kill us
   
   adorable assassinations
       don't worry, you won't be covered in blood

   peyton manning memorial wind farm: to totally blow it
       it's a triple entendre
       peyton manning tried to throw in the towel but it got intercepted
       if you were playing the ohio drinking game you were probably sober by the end
       what
       PASSES
       $5 to dkirby, he and every other member of the kgb who watched the superbowl
   
   caroline is a tank committee: to retrofit members of kgb into military hardware
       caroline is an antiaircraft tank: disapproves
       misap don't worry its for science: don't worry, it will only hurt for a few years
       james wants to be a battleship
           F7!
       PASSES
       $2 to frieder, the first person to get outfitted with military hardware
   
   motion to create a standing rule that forney counts for five during an auction
       eforney is sick of these unrealistic expectations for last name size
       why did forney frieder drew
           [punchline redacted]
       PASSES
   
   j alfred prufroc's committee: references to
       all the women come and go
       talking like michaelangelo
       it's pretty slushy outside, you should wear your trousers rolled up
       you think you're pretty clever, don't you, e email cummings
       one fish two fish red fish blue fish
       one fish drew fish red fish blue fish
       one fish two fish red fish blue fish yellow fog that kind of looks like a cat
       this is a haiku
           professor rhinocerous
           i hate poetry
       you think you're so smart
           with your silly little words
           this is not so hard
       $1 to eforney, benedict cumberbatch, bo burnam, the author of pictures for sad children, twright, and herself
   
   creative hadn gestures: to find more creative ways of flipping people off
       this is the feather, it's for people who don't deserve the burd
       churchhill was confused fro a while into the war
       eforney gives this committee a one out of five
       ccolumbo gives this committee a two out of ten
       oh, wait I can't here you, let me put up the antenna
           oh, you wanna talk to the KGB?
       crank it up
       president skroob
       change name to martin freeman memorial committee
           passes
       $2 to mike, anyone who comes up with a new way to flip someone off
   
   committee pokemon committee: committees: gotta catch 'em all
       misap afalk: approves
       is it possible to forcefully acquire a committee?
           no
       FAILED
   
   if you're happy and you know it clap your hands
       clap clap
   
   long past childhood: enter the minds of people and make them relive their memories
       innov tech committee
           working on something to do this
           looks like a tin hat
       I didn't understand but there was a cool thing about eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
       who lives in a pinaple under the sea
           spongebob squarepants
       HIS PANTS WERE RECTANGLES
       square pants actually refers to pants for which the measurements for legs and waist are the same
           32x32, for example
       passes
       $1 to JRAM, disbanded
   
   we are now in purple

ANNOUNCEMENTS

   EVENT
       karaoke on friday in this very room
       7:00, dh 1212
   
   Booth
       go to builds!
       especially if you said yes when we voted on booth
       construction build at 12 on saturday in the kage
       art meetings at 5:30 in DH 1217
   pay your debts
   
   sweatshirts
       we ordered more than people preordered, so you can buy one if you want and didn't preorder
       you should pay if you preordered

SCHMUCKS

   puzzlehunt cmu
       march 22nd, saturday
       register at mazeoftwistypassages.com
       you can have up to 5 people on your team
       if you're gonna be out of town, you should playtest! email eforney or dillon or someone