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EXEC REPORTS

   Broman
       had a weekend
       ctfws
       one of the games ended weirdly early
       captured flags
       saturday there was a party and that was fun
           he was totally fine the next day which was a surprise
       did a reasonable amount of work
       it's time for his jeans to go in the big scrap heap in the sky
   
   James
       had a weekend
       also started with ctfws
           his legs felt like they were broken for the rest of the weekend
       ubisoft had a steam sale
       
   
   JRAM
       had a weekend
       did not involve ctfws
           visited duke for grad school
           found out that the main professor he'd be working with is cool
       not so fun was getting back and getting really sick
       EVENT
           video game night
           wean 5300
           bring video games and things to play them on
   
   Marlena
       had a weekend
       went to ctfws
       then didn't feel like leaving the house for the rest of the weekend
       got a lot of work done on a report
           has 25 pages of summary
           and no analysis
   
   Zora
       had a weekend
       
   
   Dillon
       had a weekend
       ran around while judging
       was the last one up at the r7 party
       back to booth build
           gray primer smells terrible
       sunday: studying studying
   
   Mike
       had a weekend
       involved ctfws
       frieder and murphy got the flag and mike helped
           they ran from wean 3 to wean 8
           mike is smells bad
       don't stick your hands in the gray primer
       didn't do work on sunday
   

COMMITTEE REPORTS

   poss ad hoc misap two booths
       it's hard to not get paint on hardwood floors
   
   dkirby secret southerner
       prepared a report about getting the power to control the weather
       but then it wasn't warm anymore
   
   kgb ultimate beatdown
       waiting for jram to close the door
       YELLING
   
   skyentology
       apologizes to ccolombo
   
   ad hoc committee to become john mackey
       partial success
       takes a swig out of a 2 liter
   
   I couldn't figure out how to spell liter so I missed some stuff SORRY it was a bad 30 seconds
   
   booth committee
       get out your calendars
       we need to send people for fire safety training and tool training
       tool training is weds, feb 26 at 9:30 in DH 2210
           gswagner
           craig (cmorey)
       fire safety is weds, march 26 at 9:30 in somewhere, we'll get back to you
           dsisson
           tbroman
       thanks guys!
   
   alcoholist committee
       at r7 drew threw a bunch of things together and it's really delicious
       uh
       talk to drew
       I don't understand alcohol things
       they have mountain dew in them
   
   skyecotic
       would like to blame drew for many blackouts
   
   misap alcoholist
       marlena has discovered that there are two pretty excellent bars within a block of her house
       
   also misap alcoholist
       xander said SCIENCE
       BROMAN ENCOURAGED HIM
   
   ad hoc kgb related things kind of saved her butt
       all the 3d printers on campus are dead except for the cluster one
   
   ad hoc praise the helix
       no never maija hates that thing
   
   ad hoc remember the moonstone
       yeah pretty much that
   

OLD BUSINESS

   the Thing!
       the booze parts are not owen's fault

NEW BUSINESS

   pay no attention to the man behind the mirror aka you didn't see anything: to laugh at and point out bureaucatic flaws at cmu
       it was just the planet venus
       how does this committee feel about constructing stuff out of emeralds
           excellent
           we start at once
           funded by your tuition money
       xander was looking in the mirror and there was some weird flickering behind his reflection
           he asked him about it, and he said naw man
               it's cool
       that's not the real question he called xander the other day
       eforney has really cute gestures to flip people off
       actual kgb: WE WILL ASK THE QUESTIONS HERE
       PASSES
       $2 to drew, xander and marlena will chair
   
   anthropomorphized question: choose a person to be the question for the day
       can james be the question like all the time?
           what
       but if no one knows yet who can be the question, then who's phone?
           weh wop
       on the internet no oneknows you're a question
       motion to nominate drew as the question
           out of order
       on the internet no one knows you're a 60 foot tall monster from the cretaceous period
       what happens if frieder doesn't start a question with point of order?
           it's fine questions are fine
       eforney: "hey drew, I'm calling your phone to leave a comment"
       PASSED
       $6 to drew, frieder will chair
   
   motion to appoint drew as the question
       frieder owns the committee and says it's friendly
       but out of order
       it belongs in committee reports
   
   theoretical radiation poisoning committee: to imagine the mutations on ourselves
       ad hoc i can't breathe: yes
       PASSES
       $2 to mike, they and anyone who;s interested in interesting science
   
   shout of mordor: one does not just creat teh shout of mordor committee
       change name to shot of mordor
       change name to shut out of mordor
       change purpose to "the thing caroline described"
       spoken song lyrics: you make me feel like I've been locked out of mordor
       committee to test recsec: approves
       shot:
           nail polish remover in a shot glass
           light it on fire
           throw it at someone
       one does not simply walk anywhere after that many shots
       shot:
           vodka in a shot glass
           then bite off your finger and put it inside
       PASSES
       $2 to drew, disbanded
   
   dust bunny extermination: those things under their couch are most certainly not alive
       marlena screeched and mimed a vacuum cleaner
       just don't feed them after midnight
       if you ball all the dust bunnies in your house into a really big dust bunny
           it's really discusting
       PASSES
       $4 to caroline, disbanded
   
   i can't breathe: to give up your aspirations
       bswolf memorial: approves
       change all aspirations with respirations
           fails
       steven said words
       in space nobody can hear you breathe
       you know when you go to concerts for children and they all have to inhale at the same time?
           yeah pretty much that
       PASSES
       $2 to frieder, anyone with athsma or anyone who isn't breathing
   
   motion to make an allocation not to exceed $50 for the event
       passes
   
   don't put that in your body: to think of drugs alcohol and other things that should probably not go in your body
       BUTT PLUGS
       in the same movie with nic cage and drugs
           his brother made an outline of the ukraine and tried to snort it
       in vietnam they would send the soldiers gunpowder mixed with pancake mix
           so they could either add milk and eat pancakes "safely"
           or it it and make it explode
       fruit loops vodka
       if you eat the heart of your enemies it'll make you stronger
       anything xander works with in his lab
       kittens
       PASSES
       $5 to marlena, anybody who has inadvisably put somehting in their body
   
   drunk on ______: for when you go to r7, come back, and people ask you what you drank
       phonics!
       but what about noetics?
       what if there are no etics at all?
       drunk on water
       drunk on love
       the most disgusting drink marlena has ever heard of is called a mexican yeast infection
           tequila, cottage cheese, whipped cream
       skye made drew make her a non-alcoholic drink
           and then made a bunch of people try it
       PASSES
       $3 to mcginnis, he and anyone under 21
   
   exploding pancakes: yeah pretty much that
       we told them that there was pancake mix in there
       fun facts committee: ccolombo is taking a class called mechatronic design
           a couple semesters ago some people in the class made pancake flippers
           with AIR currents
       when mike was growing up they were in a church youth group
           they made mountain dew pancakes
           they were the worst thing ever
           don't do it
       mcginnis is going to do the thing
       sdc used to make pancakes for rolls
           with the pancake mix they found under the road filler
       PASSES
       $4 to mike, they and the lawyers of the innov tech
   
   it's time to give something ot the other letters committee: e is used so much, it's time to give the other letters a chance
       but steven e is mcginnis's favorite number
       commit -m
       commit -a -m
       commit sudoku
       start9
       control +z z z z z z z z z z
       ad hoc bottom of the barrel: who stole their double long scraper?
       skyentology: would like to apologize
       passes
       $3 to mcginnis, he forgot who will chair
   
   committee to actually become john mackey: promote transporting 2 liter bottles of coke, working out, and being good at math
       how much gene therapy would it take to actually become john mackey
       in eforney's freshman concepts class
           mackey's son was really bad at using the calculator in 2nd or 3rd grade
           the teacher was really confused, and mentioned it to makey
               and mackey just said: "That's because my son can add."
       the start your proofs dance
       if this committee changes your major in the middle of ctfws, are you stunned?
       mackey taught one of the calc for engineers lectures
           stood on multiple tables, drank two 2 liters, and shouted continuously for ten minutes
       he tried to explain how credit cards work to marlena's parents
           afterwards they said that they didn't understand any of it
           but he seemed like a really smart guy
       passes
       $7 to drew, all of the disciples of john mackye
   

ANNOUNCEMENTS

   EVENT
       video game night
       wean 5300 corridor
       bring consoles and games
   
   booth
       thursday 5:30
       saturday noon
       all builds are general builds
   

SCHMUCKS

   there are more letters in the alphabet than there are grains of sand on a beach
   
   register for puzzlehunt!
       mazeoftwistypassages.com
   
   we are now in purple
   
   motion to seafoam green
       out of order