Difference between revisions of "Minutes20140303"

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OFFICER REPORTS

   Broman
       had a weekend
       video game night
           halo, other stuff, stupid amounts of twitch plays pokemon
       saturday invented a great new game called 50 shades of Balderdash
           it was FANTASTIC
       sunday
           did some work and watched some tv
       recently has been feeling more and more like a real adult person
           has been finishing job for the day, going home, and not doing work
           he should be doing work
           
   James
       had a weekend
       it was awesome
       doesn't remember what she did
       maybe went back to cincinnati
       it's Jay and Caroline's birthday tomorrow
       happybirthdaytoyou
   
   JRAM
       had a weekend
       involved some amount of the event
       and some amount of a lot of boardgames over the weekend
       and some amount of work
       EVENT
           movie night
           theme is springtime
           suggest movies on facebook
   
   Marlena
       had a weekend
       went to the event
       then just went home and studied and did work
       her bio prof planned to have the exam on weds BUT moved it to mon
   
   Zora
       had a weekend
   
   Dillon
       had a weekend
       event!
           just played halo
           the whole night
       build
           priming
           see zora
       sunday did work and got sucked into tv shenanigans
   
   Mike
       had a weekend
       visited a friend at bryn mawr
       went to a murder mystery
           they were the murderer
       sam gave them an emulator for pokemon and it's wonderful

COMMITTEE REPORTS

   anthro question
       drew is question
   
   ad hoc rec math
       sharing a birthday was reasonably likely
   
   nomcom
       considering changing name to omnomnominations com
   
   committee to name everybody reese
       failure
   
   skyentology
       tomorrow will be 75 degrees with freezing rain and a foot of snow
   
   innov tech
       after studying and math, discovered that pkmn is key to timetravel
   
   nomcom
       has met 21 times to find candidates for exec
       will open nominations after spring break
       will close on april 7th
   
   nomcom
       very much intend to, as the bylaws state, maintain the appearance of neutrality
       considering painting selves in gold
           it's a neutral element right
   
   misap broetry in conj with storytelling
       has a misap broem
       "Bro Me, Bro Life", by walt whitman and emily forney
           it had swoll and balla in it
   
   booth
       lots of people showed up to the build!
   
   dessert for dinner
       marlena ordered dessert and dinner from a place
       the dessert containter was bigger
   
   skyentology
       query for innov tech
       doesn't pokemon just bring you backwards

OLD BUSINESS

   The Thing!
       innevitable series of events in Ukraine that will spiral out into either a thermonuclear war or a new red dawn movie
       

NEW BUSINESS

   committee to be controlled by twitch: anarchy will be controlled by any person, democracy will be controlled by majority
       change name to same length string of a's
           passes
       democracy
       anarchy
       anarchy
       democracy
       change all democracy to communism
           passes
       change purpose to "aaaaattttttvvvvvv"
           passes
       down2left7abbbbupupupupdown3a
       it's pronounced Ukraine
       change purpose to "you guys will be nice and won't change this again"
           passes
       check the ss ticket
       democracy
       anarchy
       anarchy
       up
       passes
       $12 to mcginnis, people who wander in and out randomly
   
   kgbutts: we don't have any other committees to make
       filibuster committee: reports
           yeah fuck you
       ad hoc texas republicans: you weren't standing, therefore it wasn't valid
       no
       this is about butt computing
       change name to kgclouds committee
           passes
       passes
       $2 to drew, disbanded
   
   delicious desserts by committee committee: to decide what the most delicious dessert is and make that the official dessert of the kgb
       change name to twitch plays desserts committee
           passes
       single bowl brownie, mixed with caramel
       doctor who shaped nacho brownie caramel cake
       sulfiric acid is a great topping
       chicken noodle soup
       moondust
       change every instance of brownie with brony
           yeah no
       flinstones vitamins
       antifreeze
       peanutbutter
           marlena is allergic
       antidote
       orange juice
       toothpaste
       freeze
       antibellum
       cold revenge
       put it in the microwave and serve it hot
       antidisestablismentarianism, with a side of cherries
       it serves about three to six people
       playing in big gigantic boxes that your big expensive christmas presents came in
       second
       seagull
       seconds for dinner before you have dessert
       have you had firsts?
       fuck
       kgb plays another word association game
       passes
       $2 to frieder, anyone who doesn't eat desserts
   
   mysterious box: I wonder what's inside
       objection from suspicious packages
       that quote from seven
       motion to fire chekov's gun
       I found the source of the ticking! It's a pipe bomb!
           yaaaaaaaaaay
       skyentology committee: would like to advise against opening the box
           there's a reason it's heavier than you would think
       innov tech would like to reccommend picking up the box and shaking it vigorously
       skyentology would like to ask why the person shaking the box is now foaming at the mouth
       passes
       $2 to drew, disbanded
   
   redundancy: motion to create teh redundancy committee
       change name to recursion
       motion to append a base case
           fails
       by the odor of
       change name and purpose to HAS THIS EVER STOPPED US BEFORE
           passes
       to understand recursion, one must first understand recursion
       change name to out of order
           fails
       change name to in order
           fails
       motion to create the recursion committee
           out of order
       motion to creat the out of order committee
           out of order
       motion to create the recursion committee
           out of order
       we are now in purple
       passes
       $6 to dillon, he and alex will chair
       
   in order committee: oh god I've never gotten this far before
       change name to out of order
           fails
       with regards to the purpose: that's what she said
       change purpose to the extremely well behaved committee
           passes
       change name to out of order committee
           fails
       motion to staple "dilatory" to all members of kgb
           the chair does not recognise yo ass
       motion to change dillon's word to "dillontory"
       passes
       $6 to mcginnis, those who are extremely well behaved, also him
   
   catchphrases; to assign members of the kgb a catchphrase
       GG
       mistakes were made
       has that ever stopped us before
       motion to create the out of order committe
       party of n - 1
       fun fact, promantory is a word
       change all catchprhase to yeah pretty much that
           fails
       tortolinus
       promantory isn't in the kgb dictionary
       r7's is "hey, you wanna try some fruitloops vodka?"
       change all catchprase to themesong
           passes
       passes
       $5 to skye, people with themesongs
   
   motion to insert "outbromanned" into the dictionary space at the end of the dictionary
       motion to replace the last instance of "e" in "outbrommanned" with an apostraphe
           passes
       motion to remove the second "n"
           passes
       motion to change the apostraphe with a quotation mark
           fails
       motion to replace the apostraphe with a single quotation mark
           dilatory
           and broman will tell you why
           it's because it's a useless motion   
       motion to replace the m with a sideways sigma
           dilatory
           our alphabet only contains the normal letters
       passes
   
   motion to append "olive unicode" to the kgb dicitionary
       as a single word
       (the motion has been retconned)
       is that "all of" or "olive"
           the second one
       (the motion has been retconned)
       point of order: we decided that the sorting rules for the kgb are not the same as the the normal sorting rules
       point of info: did you know that if 12 penguins fought a camel, both sides would lose
           steven did know that
       point of order: ascending
       fails
   
   motion to establish unicode 16 as the kgb official alphabet
       broman was really hoping that someone would try to add something to the kgb official dictionary, which DOESN'T EXIST
           OUTBROMAN'D
       passes
   
   sudden deep voice: pretty much that
       change name to "sudden beep voice"
           fails
       caroline thinks broman's elmo voice could be really scary
       this committe hurts steven's voice
       PASSES
       $9 to maija, anyone who can talk in a really high voice
   
   motion to make an allocation not to exceed $50 for supplies for the event
       passes
   
   motion to replace the "a" in "seagull" with "ä"
       change "ä" to "¨"
           passes
       passes
   
   askew committee: it's like a regular committee, but slightly off tilt and also with a misprint of the kgb official dictionary
       is it left skewed or right skewed
           yeah one of those
       is it a skewed symmetric committee?
           well, it's Askew, so, probably not
       passes
       $3 to mginnis, anybody who gets a skewed copy of the dictionary to caroline

ANNOUNCEMENTS

   EVENT
       movie night
       friday 7:00 DH1212
       theme is springtime
       submit movies on facebook
   
   nomcom
       nominations will open next week and go until april 7
       y'all should coordinate your nominations
       
   booth
       builds on thursday and saturday!
       you won't have homework! you should go!
   
   people still have debt! pay your debt!
   
   this is the last week we'll haul shirts from the office!
   
   we don't hold an event over break but we'll reserve a room if y'all want it

SCHMUCKS

   christian is looking for a roommate in R7 next year! esp if you're younger. contact him!

   ITR on saturday! 10:00 on wean 4
   
   tomorrow there will be small knitted things hidden thoughout campus. you should find them
   
   puzzlehunt the week after spring break! you should sign up or talk to puzzlehunt people to playtest