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EXEC REPORTS
mike
had a weekend
went to bryn mawr
turns out they're old
skye
had a weekend
was as far away as mike's weekend
wasn't the worst idea she's ever had, but was pretty bad
she is now dead
new people
redwana, pittsburgh, bme, is wearing tights
dillon
had a weekend
tried to difuse a bomb (in a video game)
he recommends it
saturday existed
had a lot of meetings on sunday
also work
EVENT
Halloween party!
7pm, friday, porter A18*
there will be candy
bring games and costumes!
erin
had a weekend
cleaned house
had a party
cleaned house again
skipped step two of her sweater D:
SUBMIT TO PRAVDA
zora
had a weekend
completely uneventful
(very unproductive in coffee shops)
joe
had a weekend
involved bombs, wizard people, booth, other stuff, nonsense
pun about rosemary
(he had thyme on his hands)
Murphy
had a weekend
ended with him very tired and sitting on the ground
carried a lot of packages
too much sleep too much youtube
fucked with the KGB server
evil/evil/evil/evil/evil/evil/evil/evil/evil/evil/evil/evil/evil/evil/evil/evil/evil/evil/evil/evil
COMMITTEE REPORTS
swear of the week
SWEET MUSTACHE
apple watch problems
any time murphy and frieder message each other in class they just auto reply at each other
"sorry, can't talk right now"
"sorry, can't talk right now"
"sorry, can't talk right now"
"sorry, can't talk right now"
committee to burn down pittsburgh
continued failure
but mari made marbles
booth committee
meetings! we had one!
1:30 sunday ph a18B
shit jokes
why was sam clemens a vegetarian
because never the twain shall meet
THESE ARE ALL WRITTEN BY MURPHY
shit i heard at the bookstore
"i just got into a greek honor society, but it's on my 21st birthday so i'm not gonna go"
cinematic suggestions
the first half of movie 43
all the celebs from 2013
the second half is not great
ad hoc aaaaaacademics
nooooo classes for joe
this would have happened four weeks ago
anticipation
OLD BUSINESS
the thing!
failing classes is not skyes fault this week
find the real difference between math and logic committee
motion to table this committee for an hour
PASSES
committee to wake up when september ends
motion to table this committee to the NEXT meeting after september
FAILS
PASSES
$4 to joe, disbanded
NEW BUSINESS
spoop machine: make everything spoopy in time for halloween
motion to change purpose to "throw white sheets over everything to make everything a big ghost"
PASSES
can we paint the fence but actually put a big sheet over it
can we paing "BOO" under the sheet
(sure)
does a big multicolor parachute count as a big white sheet
we are now in purple
we should do this for ctfws
but then people don't see our advertisement?
we should paint a white sheet on the fence
PASSES
$1 to craig, all peope presently and futurely dead will chair
long con: KAAAAAAAAAAAAHN
motion to make a high budget remake in 10 years?
FAILS
last year one of the frats did a star trek musical for greek sing
it was VERY BAD but they were VERY GOOD at dancing
mike went to a shakespeare/star wars mashup
the narrators were george lucas and jj abrams
PASSES
???????
WOW I MISSED THIS NAME COMPLETELY I HATE THIS COMPUTER
can we cover the king sized candy bars in white sheets?
michael had beautiful halloween ornaments for the halloween tree
motion to use the funds from this committee for better candy for this week's event
dillon will increase the allocation by whatever we earn for this
this week, skye discovered kind neighbors???
they were fighting to be the best at halloween
(the houses would change daily to out-halloween each other)
PASSES
$4 to Murphy, the halloween people will chair
(2 spoopy)
the nightmare before president's day: jack skellington is the star of a movie where they kidnap abe lincoln and impersonate him"
change purpose to "jack skellington plays nic cage in national treasure"
it'd work GREAT present day
lincoln is already a skeleton
we are now in purple
PASSES
$1 to craig, he will chair
halloween olympics: to auction off the rights to the candy we're gonna buy with that $4 and use the proceeds to buy more candy
let's do this OVER AND OVER AGAIN
the recursion committee approves
PASSES
$1 to murphy, murphy will chair
motion to create a standing rule that all future motions are just motions to purple
fails
motion to add "spooptinudigu" to the kgb dictionary
motion to change the word to "spooptinudiboo"
coding magic, this is creating the KGB dictionary again
BOO
murphy was being spooptinudibous
PASSES
a strange man just walked in
he has a talk at 5:00???
it might be at 5:30
he might come hang out with us
motion to make an allocation not to exceed $54 for supplies for the event
PASSES
motion to make all the standing rules sit down because they're starting to get tired
motion to table this motion so all the tired standing rules can lean on the table
out of order (question called)
FAILS
motion to make the official theme song of the kgb "spoontinudigy forever"
y'all CANNOT SING
committee for things: murphy's been waiting for forever to say a thing. NO. murphy yelled BOO right at the stranger who walked in
motion to change the purpose of this committee to utter failure
FAILS
lmao joke's on you I ALREADY DID FAIL
PASSES
$1 to murphy, that guy who walked in will chair
arrange meetings between the KGB and the director of the NSA while he's still here: to arrange meetings between the KGB and the director of the NSA while he's still here
you know if we just go to rashid now there will be too many of us to get kicked out
motion to disband the cia
is this film club?
one of skye's friends cannot read
saw a documentary where putin had the letters KGB behind him
asked skye if she and putin were in the same club
one of the people in the UC thought mari's "my actions" shirt was referencing the real kgb
don't do bad stuff while wearing that shirt
(lookin at you mike)
so if you go to the museum and you go to the hallway full of dead birds and watches, there's a tiny door
people try it and it's always locked
behind that door, there is a lot of scaffolding and glass
don't go in there
so the purpose of this hallway is to make sure time doesn't fly?
PASSES
$2 to Joe, the person standing right behind you will chair
the timothy r broman memorial committee would like to report
RULES
we can't make the dictionary or something
motion to ignore frieder
SO MOVED
ANNOUNCEMENTS
EVENT
halloween party!
friday 7:00 ph a18*
candy! games! costumes!
ctfws
rules meetings on sunday!
judges!
we need them! email exec@cmukgb.org if you're interested
shirts!
we found a bunch! we'll sell them to you right now!
we're doing that at food, not here
shirts: $10 for members, $15 for nonmembers
scarves: $20 for members, $25 for nonmembers
food!
we're going for resnik!
SCHMUCKS
erin gets brunch on sunday!
schatz, 10:30
it's fun! you can be special guests!
ITR
MIGHT happen this weekend
murphy'll poll for interest
we are now in purple
