Difference between revisions of "Minutes20160201"

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EXEC REPORTS

   Mike
       had a weekend
       upa
           they showed up
           zora showed up
           same outfit
           they did not coordinate
       went in search of business casual
       
   Skye
       had a weekend
       began with upa
       got introduced to the riddle of the green glass door
       also portal
       much pop culture
       new people
           alicia, freshman (matsci?), boston, memory of goldfish
           sonia, engineering, jersey, can ride a bike
   
   Dillon
       had a weekend
       built a thing that counts (cluster!)
       argued abotu pasta at erins house
       EVENT
           KGB Falls on its Ass
               going to the schenley ice rink!
               meet at 6:30 on friday at the black chairs
                   we'll walk over
               you can join us there if you're late
               $8 total
                   $3 skate rental, $5 admission
                   assume they only take cash
   
   Erin
       had a weekend
       event!
       ed's birthday!
           including cake
       cried about thermodynamics
       was RIGHT about pasta
           (it breaks in 3 pieces)
       (submit to pravda)
   
   Zora
       had a weekend
       started with the event
       DID NOT watch political debates on saturday because they got hella distracted by organizing comics
   
   Joe
       had a weekend
       in order of importance
           made THAT
           you can buy and cook steak yourself
           discovered that you don't have to have a photo for the front page if you just pretend it's a black background and cover it with text
   
   Murphy
       had a weekend
       there was some drunkenness
           and also walking at 3am in 17 degree weather
           DIDN'T go down to the fitness center and walk in his full suit
           instead wandered around the uc basement for an hour
   
   BACK TO MIKE
       if you have a point of whatever, wait until mike calls on you!
           so people can hear you and they can figure out what's going on
       tablign
           cool it!!!

COMMITTEE REPORTS

   booth!
       lots of stuff done last weekend!
       art! allocating ply! cutting ply!
       builds!
           2:00 - 5:00 sat
           1:30 - 3:30 sun
           in the kage!
   
   drunk murphy drunk textsfrieder
       the video of murphy singing is WAY worse than he thought it was
           and it's only for frieder
   
   ad hoc counting in cluster
       we've already gotten to 100k
       because joe is a troll?
   
   corruption in harrisbugh?
   
   counting backeards from 6 million
       rip fine bros
   
   shit jokes
       why did the woman fall in love with teh egyptian king
           he was giving off good pharaoh-mones
           lmaowhat's spelling
   
   yarn all the time
       found ANOTHER project bag with ANOTHER half finished project in it
   
   poss ad hoc I can;'t find the letter w
       skye's grandma couldn't find the letter w on her ipad
           "my keyboard doesn't work like that"
       mike is getting a nobel prize
           don't worry about it
   
   prob not music minors
       murphy has a class in and did work in purnell??? how
       as he was leaving, two people just FULL on started acting like monkeys
           drama majors yo
       one day dillon might set foot in there
   
   ad hoc drama majors are scary
       frieder likes when thigns make sense and are logical
   
   ad hoc sleep schedule or something
       murphy was walking here and was like
           damn i'm so sorry i didn't sleep
           and then his phone was like
               "same"
       and then murphy learned that when he doesn't sleep his phone doesn't sleep
   
   let's ask stupid questions
       a goat ate money??? does it get punished???
       where did this come from
   
   ad hoc i want stupid answers
       can harry answer those questions
       sam can
           no and no
       in skyes first tepper course, they did a zombie apocalypse scenario
           mike is wrong

OLD BUSINESS

   the Thing!
       going to rocky horror and being out of place and very confused is not nika's fault this week
   
   committee for old business
       dead horse joke: joe would beat it forever but NOPE
           dilatory
       tabletop atheism: this is florida we don't need teeth
           PASSES
           $2 to frieder
       seeing how long we can kepe this going: 0
           nah

NEW BUSINESS

   unusually sized food: food is really really great when it comes in a size that is not its normal size
       so the pasta argument
           THEY MAKE SHORT SPAGHETTI
       change name to "itty bitty piskitty committee"
           PASSED
       what is happening with frieder
           it sounded like a tapeworm
       SLIDERS
           why
   PASSES
   $1 to erin, anyone who likes tiny spaghetti
   
   internet is shit: to highlight advents of tech that doesn't work
       facetime
       there's a youtuber (casey neistat???) who wanted to capture some footage of the hudson
           sent a drone into the air
           lost connection
           and just. glided away.
               until it lost power and hovered down onto the roof
               of the apartment NEXT to him
       frieder is excited about facetime?
           he got to see the pacific ocean and a blue pixel at the SAME TIME
           counterpoint: panama
       eduroam
       panama's a myth
       motion to change purpose to "to create the interenet of theings wher the only things allowed are shit"
           pASSES
       add panama to the places that don't exist list
           which we have now?
       joe lost it
       motion to help joe find it?
           nah maybe not
           that's prob unethical brain surgery
       new standing rule: no brain surgery during kgb
       what's your opinion on mentally invasive brain surgery?
           NOOO
   PASSES
   $2 to dillon, anybody who makes an internet of shit device
   
   point of info for new people: real dollars!
   
   gay communist gun club: yes
       mike: sign me the FUCK UP
       isn't this made redundant by the KGB rifle association
       point of info: is this for kgb members, or are the members gay communist guns
           YES
       what
   PASSES
   $5 to skye, members of the rifle association will chair
   
   or something: because sometimes creativity is too much effort
       it's a good idea
       point of info:
           internet of shit devices--also known as iOS devices?
           YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
       murphy is sad
   PASSES
   $1 to frieder, frieder will chair
   
   short jokes: to see if we can get several oneliners under 6 words
       dwarf shortage
       stationary store moves
       i missed the other one
       isn't this more or less directly contrary to the purpose ofthe kgb as the organization
           YES
       knock
   PASSES
   $2 to worms, zora will chair
   
   motion to assassinate the president
       WOW
       (murphy left)
       "air can still kill"
   
   drunk murphy drunk texts frieder: frieder might be reporting from this a lot
       he should submit those to pravda
           murphy consents
       worms reports that might be happening more
       harry once got blisteringly drunk at a convention and lost his phone
           recently found a voicemail from a friend from that night
               where the friend just went on for a minute and a half about how disappointed he was
   PASSES
   $1 to frieder, frieder and drunk murphy will chair (only drunk murphy)
   
   unnecessary pants: that feel when you're outside and it's warm enough to be wearing shorts but you're already wearing pants
       change purpose to "pants are always unnecessary"
           FAILS
       change purpose to"kilts"
           pASSES
       murphy changed out of pajamas yesterday for the first time at 11:30 this morning
   PASSES
   $1 to erin, people who wake up, walk outside, and then regret wearing pants will chair
   
   twright memorial committee would like to appreciate what just happened
       
   motion to make an allocation not to exceed $50 for supplies for the event
       PASSES
   
   point of emu:
       harry founda subreddit called r/ostriches
       devoted to content related to ostriches
       every single post was by ONE GUY (the owner)
           there were HUNDREDS of posts
       he made a post asking for mods
       and then harry and his friends became mods
       (dillonis tallest emu)
   
   point of mike
       so they went to australia
       and they went to a zoo where you could just wander into enclosures with kangaroos and emus
       so mike wandered in and up to a very pretty round stone
           ADN THEN THEY GOT CHASED BY AN EMU
       australia has lost wars against emus
           casualties:
               emus: 100s of birds
               humans: dignity
       glenn's mom has also been stalked by an emu
   
   one big emu: to be redundant with the kgb as a whole
       emu boooooooth
       change name to "one big emu to rule them all"
           passes
       while we're talkinga bou tlarge scary bird,s gotta bring up hasts eagle
           they wer eprobably hunted to extinction for SELF DEFENSE
       yeah, these are great, but they all pale in comparison to birds with photoshopped arms
       emus are badasses
       change purpose "emu dad: just a regular emu posing as a human dad"
           passes
       motion to change everyone in the kgb into an emu
           passes
       motion to enlist emudad into the australian miliatay
           sure hwatever
       motion to ship 2000 emus to austria
           world war III here we go
       motion to ship 2000 emus
           my otp
       mike would be such a good kindergarten teacher
   PASSES
   $4 to harry, 100 emu sized ducks or one duck sized emu will chair
   
   filabuster: i will not stop talking in a house. i will not stop talking with a mouse.
       this happened in congress last month
   PASSES
   $1 to frieder, he and donald trump will chair
   
   have opinions: to bottle zora
       what is your favorite color.
       agree.
       murphy do they speak english in what.
       disagree.
       STRONGLY DISAGREE
       STRONGLY AGREE
       five?
       strong antisecond
           dilatory?
       motion to write all these things on the walls and stand next to them
       misap statistician committee:
           straightlining
           people will apparently just go back and forth because it's pretty
           thaaaaat's statistics
       point of story
           tim's teacher had veyr inconsistent grading schemes
           smiles
           a squirrel?
           two stars
           a four
           off prompt??
       point of fiction
           what
       what what what what
           actual dialogue from this actual meeting
       we have one politick
   PASSES
   $4 to joe, everyone who doesn't have strong opinions
   
   murphy why
   
   motion to enter an unmoderated caucus for no more than one minute
       ???

ANNOUNCEMENTS

   EVENT
       KGB Falls on its Ass
       leaving 6:30 from the black chairs
       going to schenley ice rink (you can just join us there)
       ice skating!
       $5 to enter, $3 to rent skates ($8 total)
           bring cash
   
   capture the flag with stuff
       feb 19!
       tell your friends tell your friends pockets
       email exec if you wanna paint the fence!
           exec@cmukgb.org
   
   story stuff
       meeting tomorrow at 8pm in ph a21a
   
   assassins
       feb 7 through 12
       sign up!
           email assassins@cmukgb.org
           or show up on sunday feb 7 at 7pm in dh 1212
   
   Nomcom
       if you wanna be on it, email us!
       exec@cmukgb.org
       thanks 4 the remind sam
   
   exec
       if you're interested, come hang out
       4:40 in UC 306
   
   ctfws judges!
       email us (exec@cmukbg.org)

SCHMUCKS

   breaking news
       rebublican candidate donald trump just found out to be the HEAD OF A COMMITTEE FOR THE KGB???
   
   food after ice rink?
       worms will lead an adventure
   
   knock knock
       interrupting barbITR IS HAPPENING THIS WEEK
       10pm on saturday, wean 4 couches
       murphy will make an event
   
   cats
       erin has them
       hit her up

we are now in purple