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EXEC REPORTS
Mike had a weekend sleeping second twitter account MORE ANIME that was about it Skye had a weekend ctfws was awesome a little work then r7 then more not enough work new people maxwell (max), business, oregon, fave color blue sarah, mech e, san diego, wearing pants Dillon had a weekend started with ctfws it went great nothing wrong whatsoever then BUGGY then planning r7 then r7 then MORE BUGGY anyway EVENT Video Game Night Friday, 7:00, WEH 5300 corridor Bring yourselves! bring your games! play your games! please list what you'll be bringing--we'll make a spreadsheet it'll be at www.cmukgb.org/games Erin had a weekend started with ctfws it was a thing that happened that was fun finally made a new years resolution maybe the finished knitting will come back from the war harry: SUBMIT TO PRAVDA Zora had a weekend slam dunked their first thesis draft 5k words and about half done, hella let's not talk about the rest of the weekend Joe had a weekend r7 went p well kinda died slep Murphy had a weekend joe can confirm
COMMITTEE REPORTS
committee to question 2vp's grammar who gives a flip prescriptivists swear of the week committee BRUNG BOOTH builds people showed up! more people need to show up! we need art! you can paint within the lines times! thurs 6:30-9:30 sat starting at 2 sun starting at 1:30 ad hoc shit i read in a schoolwide email cm has finally settled it's lawsuit with marvel subra suresh is gonna be in avengers 3 misap welcome to hell raymond brought a guest in the form of his phone and a recording gay communist gun club in conj with kgb rifle assoc prepping for next nerf war committee to not burn down r7 continued lack of failure
OLD BUSINESS
the Thing! video game night is not worms's fault this week old business reluctantly calls for the orders of the day motion to make an allocation not to exceed 50c to buy an apple to put worms in skye will give joe 50c to end this wait she already did by violent coin throwing proxy done! joe will reimburse you for the apple please bring a receipt it's cash just bring the receipt IoS committee will buy this apple note: this only applies to the first person who buys joe and apple FRIEDER SPRINTS OUT OF THE ROOM
NEW BUSINESS
committee to celebrate frieder's absence: pretty much that change purpose to: no more mixups passes in b4 mike calls mike frieder replace frieder with murphy in name passes passes $2 harry, "me, owen" will chair
BACK TO OFFICER REPORTS
skye new people evan, ece, baltimore, wearing brown pants
BACK TO NEW BUSINESS
point of information frieder has apple and recipt joe will reimburse him for 50c of that 75c apple though technically he could do less? no no worms is in the apple when i was a young people: too interesting things harry didn't place in a rubik's cube compitition dylan's hand wasn't raised when the q was callle passes $3 to erin, nonfreshmen will chair running really far: really dumb jokes does anyone want anything from entropy harry wants peanut butter pretzels (nah) PASSES reversal (?): so worms put the apple inside of worms i'm sorry i'm dealing with dates stuff rn minutes are crappy i'm sorry worms your joke was v good PASSES $1 to worms, the apple will chair duck sleuthing agency: if you have a duck, we will find you quack looks like a duck and it quacks like a duck we will find you squeak does this mean we can replace expensive stuff with just a duck maybe change prupsoe to "take all teh ducks from assassins and build horse sized duck" FAILS is this a duck as defined in article 2 section 1 part k of our bylaws that's it! change purpose to "finding one horse sized duck to use for assassins in the future fails change assassins to juggernaut? like the concept nah is this a duck as defined on the duck page of our wiki? "we are nippersinkers, we're in luck..." now you see why skye wants them all back kgb wiki page for duck edidted in 2006 by eyore, who joined kgb in 1989 PASSES $3 to skye, all who run from and run assassing unconventional pets: madison humane societies are weird zora's been getting snapchats of a pet pig for like a week erin saw a girl with her pet duck with her on a leash it followed her around was this a duck as defined in... harry doesn't know who he is, but there is a man on this campus who always wears the same clothes and always caries a tiny toy poodle in his jacket his name is todd frieder saw people walking GIANT PIGS there's a couple who takes turns walking their dogs but they're not really dogs they're more like living clouds one has its own instagrams (mari can confirm) does the instagram include dog food? if we define a pet as something that sheds a lot: dylan's roommate if the cloud of animals eats food that dissolves in their mouth what happens puddles once cliff's friend brought her pet piper to school piper was a snake glenn knew a python who loved books and hated math teachers erin's cat will constantly lick mac power cables but only when they're plugged in frieder is not shocked eyyyyyyyyyyyyy PASSES $1 to harry, kgb furries committee will chair committeee on mismatched christopher walken quotes: "i hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass for more than two years. i just got to have more cowbell" worms: this is a thing that the kgb as an organization needs dillon: NO PASSES $1 to frieder, disbanded why do the emus have external ears those are coyotes MIKE HAS MET AN EMU monthly reminder that the great emu war was a thing and australia lost motion to make an allocation not to exceed $50 for supplies for this week's event PASSES 5:01 committee: frieder's gonna collect committees every time no one has an idea motion to append "(c)(3)" sure what is this a non-profit as defined in article 1 section 3 of our bylaws wait can we register the kgb as a nonprofit we might get in trouble with the communist control act of some time SKYE INTERVIEWED WITH THE FEDERAL RESERVE AND THEY NOTICED THAT SHE WAS PART OF THE KBG we have more than 1 prev kgb member working at the nsa rn PASSES $1 to frieder, frieder will chair mythic pokemon: cerberus, cerberus! if you go back and do the understanding of the word the lord of the underworld named his dog spot cerberus most powerful attack is k-destroy it was super effective report from dillon: cerberus is a shitty nightmare these are computer words okay frieder's plan would work (made up fake computer language) (but then the words might have actual meaning?) (if they correlate with words that are actually used) (so then it's just a language that a bunch of nerds use) (which is the same as cs jargon anyway) harry and his friends built a computer and made "yeah man that's so danglin'" catch on how and why GNU! gnu might be a neopet PASSES $6 to erin, all non-cs, ece, or is majors motion to untable the out of order committee so. moved? okay but which there are two FAILS moon and earth are not defined in our bylaws frieder requests to overturn the deision of the chair FAILS motion ot untable the out of order committee no we just failed at that motion to break a table we did that week ago motion to untable the in order committee so moved change name to out of order passes change name to disorder fails eh PASSES $42 to murphy, DISBANDED out of order committee dilatory the committee for old busin committee to make tim regret that sentence: maniacal laughing table for one weke fials motion ot overturn decision of the chair that sure failed j bonaparte committee really really approves motion to table for two weeks fails FAILS out of border: where donald trump wants all the mexicans motion to table this comitee unitl the first meeting after the general election passes tim is writing that down committee for good new business: not this it's too meta it's a GOOD idea it's a good idea it's a good idea motion to create the out of order committee, motion to tbale it for two weeks OUT OF ORDER it's a good idea it's probably objectively a kind of bad idea but has that ever stopped us before motion to table for two weeks that failed for real motion to overtun the decision of the chair that was the decision PASSES $3 to joe, people with better new business will chiar dilatory commitee: waiting to see what will happen cahnge name to "dillon tory" and purpose to "english politics: passes change "english to "american politics" passes change "american" to bugmars passes change bugmars to freedomland passes change purpose to "friederland" dilatory change freedomland to worms's wordbarf passes y'all did this to yourself PASSES $2 to brian, brian and all teh expats fo slamzone
ANNOUNCEMENTS
EVENT Video Game Night Friday, 7pm, WEH 5300 corridor bring game play game list game on spreadsheet www.cmukgb.org/games ctfws folowup there's a meeting today, 8pm, wean 8427 (judge's room) nomcom meeting this week they'll open nominations next week think of people to nominate exec meetings 4:30 uc 306
SCHMUCKS
danger 5 talk to skye it's good watch it scs day is on friday murphy'll be there juggling! come by computer club will be there frieder will watch mike actually talks to our advisor pretty often not about kgb brian will bring artemis to video game night dillon'll see if he can get the windows cluster vogel, in physics: "the only positive thing about jumping off a bridge is the work gravity does on you"
we are now in purple