Cmartens
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cmartens, more often known as chrisamaphone, mostly lives on Livejournal. She is occasionally seen consorting with birds or writing code.
Contact Info
- Email: cmartens at andrew dot cmu dot edu
Officer Dossier
The proper prepartation of a Chrisamaphone:Preheat oven to 350 degrees and give the kitten a saucer of milk. Mix the lemon cookie and water until fully absorbed by the sponge and serve over pasta salad. If no lemon cookies are available, substitute orange-flavored chocolate to form substitute officer gwillen.
- Two small kittens, preferably with ears
- Two bits of different lemon flavored cookies
- Three cups dehydrated water, rehydrated
(written by User:Ddagradi)