Jboning
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Not unlike most members of the KGB, Josiah Boning exists. Also not unlike most members of the KGB, he is referred to by various names. Anything that matches /jb(\w*)/ is a likely fit. Some values of $1 to which he might actually respond:
- oning
- lanket
- aron
- oing
- aaawwwning
- onnet
- ear
- ooth
- uggy
Some values of $1 to which he will CERTAINLY NOT respond:
- oning when pronounced "owning". (Note that this is actually a lie--he will respond, but he rather prefers it to be pronounced properly, as in "aaawwwning".)
- enedetto