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OFFICER REPORTS
Broman had a weekend started with improv, which was rad it was led by NPP who are people that are cool and not Adam them not being Adam means that they didn't really expect all our quirks so that was amusing probably did some work has a job interview tomorrow in Philidelphia!
Caroline had a weekend you know the rage face that's real excited? that emotion Al is in town and she has a job interview Estelle is birthday!
JRAM had a weekend was mystified by Daniel John's pope seahorse took the GRE on saturday forgot the area of a circle had to rederive it using fancy math tricks probably got that problem wrong EVENT Trivia Night Porter A18* 7:00 y'all should help write trivia if you don't actually want to do trivia
Marlena had a weekend started with a haircut where a haircut is to put the hair on a different body so the entity sitting here now is not the Marlena that we had last week, but an entirely different person same hair, though then improv, and mbritton was in town there'll be a Pravda? next week SUBMIT TO PRAVDA
Zora had a weekend started with the event, it was fun to watch improv then went and watched Thor and it was AMAZING then went to the Artemis party (and didn't play Artemis) then went to Pacific Rim then back to the Artemis party (and still didn't play Artemis) then work? and booth and then the weekend WASN'T OVER played a victim in a simulation of a mass casualty incident spirit gum IS STILL ON THEIR FACE
Dillon had a weekend it was remarkably similar to Zora's weekend spent most of the event watching improv only participated like twice also saw Thor, also thought it was great, also went to Artemis but actually played Artemis as part of the USS George Takei also did booth on Sunday but had boring class this morning
Mike had a weekend remarkably similar to Zora and Dillon's weekend difference was captain during Artemis did science with the jump drive you can go 12.3 km per unit energy they were the Warp Accident
COMMITTEE REPORTS
Daniel John Kirby Nightmare In Dreamland Committee Caroline had a dream there was a hurricane and then things happened and everyone was fine but an aircraft carrier landed near their house but it had always been there
Daniel John Kirby Is So Full Of Himself Committee in conjunction with the misappropriated Tautology Committee watching a documentary on health food young girl from south thinks that in order to live until 90, she just has to try not to get killed
White Elephant Committee issuing a challenge JRAM loses
Intrep Journalist Collective: conclusion to the continuing story of the Harvest Festival they had been stuck underground the owlbear got sober, had to drug him again the crustacean was actually a dog it got eaten by the owlbear a starship warped through, juggalos had taken over surface the council has declared open season on the juggalos their population is declining
Skyentology Committee in conjunction with the Committee for ccolombo's Facination reports
misappropriated Committee to Monitize The KGB why don't we just film these meetings and put them on youtube? we could make money off the ads
ad hoc Fun Facts About ccolombo Committee telling the story about her dream reminded her about a real weird building from home
ad hoc Confuse A Bagger Committee success Skye's bagger liked AXO
Yoga Flame Committee Getting Bike Through Tiny Doorway
Bulbous Boufont Committee Schwaaaaa Jab none of those motions were the actual Schwa Jab motion
Booth Committee we had a meeting discussed electrical still having meetings at 3:00 on Sundays in Porter A18A see facebook for recaps! Zora will try to get this week's up soon
Min Bid Committee continued massive success
ad hoc Performance Art Committee would like to propose something with the Yoga Flame Committee
ad hoc Romantic Committee would like to propose TO the Yoga Flame Committee
OLD BUSINESS
The Thing! people not waking up is not Stephen's fault
NEW BUSINESS
Committee For Descriptive Facebook Photojournalism: to be sure that people know that the blood all over their friends isn't real Xander objects what if the blood is real? that would still be a good thing to know remember the steps for winning internet points 1) injure self 2) take picture 3) THEN seek doctor Stuart's jeans now have fake blood, real blood, and red paint on them ad hoc Women's Health Committee: will report back in about a month report requested from the Spontaneous Shark Pun Committee PASSES $4 to McGinnis, he will chair
KGB NRA Commitee: for upstanding members of the KGB who like to uphold the 2nd Ammendment change "2nd Ammendment" to "2nd law of robotics" PASSES change "NRA" to "National Robotics Association" FAILS change "NRA" to "NBA" FAILS motion to come on and slam dilatory change "robotics" to "thermodynamics" FAILS PASSES $10 to McGinnis, he and dkirby will chair
motion to create standing rule that would establish "come on and slam" as always an order I don't think we should come on and slam, he wants to stay clean today we should add that we should only do it if we want to jam what if we're not welcome to the jam? just the bread and peanut butter and stuff Xander objects creating new standing rules is dangerous and inadvisable FAILS
Antiethnocentricity Committee: to celebrate today, November 11, as Singles Day which is an actual holiday in China prepend "kraft" to all instances of "singles" PASSES $23 to McGinnis, all people in committed relationships will chair
motion to create a standing rule that all alumni entering KGB meetings must high five at least one other alumnus according to cmu anyone having completed one semester is an alumnus tabled indefinitely
Warm And Fuzzy Committee: to talk about things that make people feel good feelings mbritton would like to preempt this elaborate your mother joke right now eforney: vibrators PASSES $15 to Frieder, Xander will chair
Hat Hair Committee: to take pride in our appearances how does this committee feel about helmets they are welcome append "and perform magic tricks" to purpose PASSES hat hare committee geddit eforney always takes lust in her appearance dkirby always takes gluttony in his appearance anyone can pull a rabbit out of a hat, but it takes a real magician to pull a bear out of one have you ever seen a man eat his own head? okay, nobody panic and don't smell like food Marlena watched a scary video in art class PASSES $7 to McGinnis, anyone with any experience in illusions will chair
Superfast Bidding Committee: any bids for this committee, if you dont respond in less than a second--shaaaame three time travel: four t h e V e r y S l o w C o m m i t t e e d o e s n o t a p p r o v e o f t h i s c o m m i t t e e $3 to McGinnis, Frieder will chair
Suspicious Package Committee: so the KGB can better handle their suspicious packages motion to place quotation marks around "suspicious" and "package" PASSESS heyyyy your mom is already in charge of this committee put it away twright motion to enclose all quote marks in more quote marks no change all "suspicious" with "glorious" with that creepy inflection PASSES replace all quotation marks with two apostrophes append finger twiddling motion to "glorious" PASSES motion to put "committee" in question marks PASSES prepend "people's" before all "glorious" in purpose PASSES PASSES $21 to McGinnis; he, Skye, and the present Rec Sec will chair
motion to make an allocation not to exceed $50 for the event PASSES
Evil League of Eagles: to keep a watchful eye on and sometimes eat the Evil Seafood League Guild of Calamitous Intent: approves change "eagles" to "EEEAGLES" PASSES Evil Seafood League: would like to remind everyone of the effect of water on feathers Evil League of Eagles: would like to point out the affect of air on fish Skyentology Committee: is working on this problem Evil Seafood League: yeah well that won't be a problem much longer air we mean air won't be a problem PASSES $20 to mbritton, disbanded we've seen upstarts before, we'll see them again
451 Every Day Committee: to wrap about how awesome reading is butterfly in the skyyyyy COME ON wanna smoke some trees change name to "420 committee" FAILS don't drugs okay drugs are bad PASSES, $5 to McGinnis, 420 will chair
Spoonerisms Committee: to speak in spoonerisms I said "capable runt" you think you know epidemiology? you don't know epidemiology cunning stunts downhill derby isn't that just the naked popeathon? upon a slitted sheet I sit SUCCESS pheasent mother plucker have you ever held in your heart my darling a half warmed fish PASSES $7 to McGinnis, all primes shall chair
Dangerous Trend Committee: to have a meeting where Frieder spends strictly less money than he did the meeting before part of Marlena is sad that only two people are bidding, part of her is happy because they're bidding a lot hey who wants to go to the Porch after this? the joke is that Xander got food poisoning from it $16 to Frieder, he and everyone else who causes him to spend money in any way shape or form will chair
ANNOUNCEMENTS
EVENT Trivia Night Friday, 7:00, Porter A18* you can help write questions if you don't thing you'll want to do trivia
sweatshirts there's a form on the facebook page we can email you frosty wants to be emailed (briedel) the price is PROBABLY $20 for members, $25 for nonmembers
SCHMUCKS
if anyone's interested in doing CS research for next semester Xander's lab is looking for a CS person up to 18 units modeling stuff talk to him
bring headphones for cluster gaming
the disbanded Evil League of Eagles will come back in it's final form
Pittsburgh Obscure Games is doing a soccer thing one goal instead of two so you need fewer people to play it'll happen at Flagstaff at some point
Nerf Wars this weekend stay tuned
McGinnis spent $70 to $80
we are now in purple