Kirn

Kirn Hans (pronounced "Kern Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeern Kearn Krin kɪərn Hans") is, despite her protests, easily the most innocent member of the KGB. She is frequently surprised at how white and/or tall people are and likes to announce this thoughtfully.

Oh my God, Kirn, you can't just ask people why they're white.