Kiltie Cafe
From KGB Wiki
AKA 'Kill Me Cafe'
Gross, inedible, all you can eat pig slop came from this thankfully defunct CMU eatery which was also located in the now non-existant Skibo. *Anything* procured from Kill Me made for a wonderful Fruit Of The Month Club selection (including the roaches, who were no doubt starved by Kill Me's lack of edible fare).
Unfortunately this travesty was replaced by Highlander.