Minutes20130923
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We're trying a thing! We're gonna try not to
OFFICER REPORTS
Broman
had a weekend
rjct smores mafia
adventures with fire
we burned some pizza boxes, don't worry about it
then a lot of work and not enough work at the same time
apparently there's a goldman sachs info session at 6:00
they might be hovering outside ALL HOUR (there might be random people outside)
Caroline
had a weekend
involved HELPING her sisters talk to other people and getting progressively more fancy
committee to crossbreed orgs reports success
new people!
Shashank, ECE (maybe CS?), goes to CMU, from india (and new york)
JRAM
had a weekend
kgb argues about semantics of vanilla then eats chocolate
puzzlehunt on sat
came in third
10 hours of grading on sunday, halfway done
EVENT
KGB digs its own grave
friday, 7:00, MM A14
Karaoke!
Marlena
Had a weekend
did lots of [redacted] with [redacted] and it was most excellently [redacted]
Zora
had a weekend
started with Running Jumping Climbing Trees, then s'mores, then doctor who
then a day of hair dying and cookies and more doctor who
and then WORK FOREVER
Dillon
had a weekend
rjct
argued about lots of things
puzzlehunt
overall really fun
then just did work ALL OF SUNDAY
Mike
had a weekend
same as execs on fri
dyed margaret's hair on saturday
didn't get enough work done on sun
COMMITEE REPORTS
guild of calam intent: declared war on evil seafood league (and vice versa)
xander chairs both
the what would liek to what
ad hoc interp essay commitee: what I learned in boating school is
alcoholist com: went to stacked, can endorse Bahama Mama
ad hoc 1984: but guild of calam has always been at war
sign language: happy fall everyone
dj full: will either have a job or be looking for a job
ad hoc journ: unicorn in frick park. Jeremy heinz spotted the beast when he was out in the park discovering unicorns
don't touch the ritual markings
ad hoc: real analysis is hell: 32 qs on hw
only had 6 last year
ad hoc too long storys: new himym premieres tonight
ad hoc shit I saw in the tartan: some legitimately scary shit
ad hoc: there's an outside?: it's fall?
keep up with building changes: some of the doors on dh b level are harder
ad hoc reaver committee: concern about centerfold
50 shades of xander: we had a fly problem at the moon, xander had to deal with it
they may have a spider opportunity now
kgb goes outside: giant duck on friday
speak of the devil and he shall come: success
mnabraha food, scorri more sugar: suc
illustrious journalists: there's a dude missing, sorry, I missed the beginning
blood started appearing on the front window
people have gone to frick park to see the unicorn
hold hands with devil and he shall come: too soon
mis ap kgb goes outside: dkirby went on a picnic, it was muddy
OLD BUSINESS
The Thing!
The demise of happyville is not stuart's fault
NEW BUSINESS
scp committee: a) document and contain things found in illust journalist collective
b) kill said journalist so the truth does not come out
append copy docs from computer
Oren has a self-referencial joke
guild of calam and seafood really have a problem
6 people are dead
everyone's a linguist: success
to quote fox mulder: Getting spooky?
to quote any other fox: CHA CH CHA CH CHA CHA CHA
to quote fox news: water is bad
to quote foxtrot: physics joke
PASSED
$3 to Marlena, she and anyone else who wants to be part of the gov't collective
illustrious journalist collective: put eyes and ears where eyes and ears have never been and never will be again
they make no mention of balls
ad hoc stealing eforney's joke: the trombone connected to the mouth bone
marlena has and extra toe (not with her)
ad hoc musical horror movie mashup: the hills have eyes to the sounds of music
the voices! they're now listening to you
don't look at eforney in that tone of voice
broman thought tonovvoice was
are these strictly human eyes and ears?
we are an equal opportunity
ad hoc shit i read in the tartan: spank: 50 shades of parody
change eyes to eyes of corn
dilatory
illustrious to illustrated
fails
add noses to eyes and ears in purpose
fails
overly friendly committee: massive failure
have you ever really looked at unfathomable horrors? like, really looked?
$5 to Xander, he will chair
kgb corrects exec:
NOPE
barbarian: to be immune to anything that committee [points to xander] report
is this committee happy?
it's still alive, so it doesn't really know
motion to entomb xander in his very own committee when he dies
motion for committee to take a level in rogue
WHAT IS THIS COMMITTEE YOU SPEAK OF? WHO IS THIS PRESIDENT OF WHOM YOU SPEAK?
motion to more clearly define that
restated purpose with illust committee
purpose changed to immune to anything this committee reports
passes
exept for vampires appended
PASSES
redact "this committee" from purpose
PASSES
so whenever "this committee" comes up on your monitor, take a black highlighter and cross it out
a sharpie will also do just fine
$5 to afrieder, anyone who doesn't want to listen to [REDACTED]
innovative tech: tobring new and interesting tech to reasonable communist consumers like you
will this support synergy and the use of the cloud?
only if the cloud's on fire
replace the cloud in minutes with "my butt"
out of order
fistbump rnd: approves
barbarian: huh?
this week, jet fuelded glasses, so we can all be superman
will this committee be able to produce black highlighters?
you cannot get them on amazon
replace all reason with glory (in general)
out of order
our superficial design flaws outweigh the fundamental ones
how many of our products rely on tech that gains energy from severed dog heads
[REDACTED]
white highlighters?
info available in redacted folder
motion for the committee to give free samples to all the people who vote in favor
yes
our product puts the "car" in carcinogen
SCP committee: if it starts blowing or talking, give us a call
$8 to mike, dillon will chair
free samples: make sure that the above commitee will fulfil spec
will serve uranium brewed coffee in the next room in a few hours
free skittles? for everyone
that's what you meant to say committee: success
that committee doesn't exist
time mafia: supports to get samples a free trial from our justice system
ad hoc new committe: oh wait no
you are free to have these samples for a small price
change name to open source samples
change name to open source as a bird
FAILS
supersonic limbo: pew x 5
$3 to afrieder, anyone who likes open source stuff
allocation for $50 for event!
passes
to table the chair: to bed the sofa and other furniture jokes
does anyone want a wardrobe?
does anyone want a witch?
does anyone want to give dan a couch?
caroline would like a lion?
to go with her wardrobe and witch
change name to craigslist/furniture committee
fails
how do you feel about futons?
fubulous
the perks of being a twerkflower: success
(that's not a committeee)
$2 to drew, people who have excess furnityr
committee against hum: add commentary to anything in the form of cards against hum
glen beck being harried by buzzard
the school trip was ruind once again by crystal meth
marlena would say that this is the beginning of a slipery slope, but by making this committee we've already hit rock bottom
old people smell
I drink to forget drinking alone
the alcoholist: you should join us
harry potter and the chamber of kittens!
harry potter and the chamber f harry potter erotica
working on a card that fills in the fist thing that comes to your head
harry and bitches
harry and police brutality
harry and secretions
harry and oh god oh god a mind reading card oh no
harry and dead horses
harry and bronies
$6 to eforney, she will chair and anyone else
create alexander orenstein memorial: it's never too early to get a start on this
change purpose to "soon"
PASSES
is xandern a) working on dangerous stuff and b) planning to release it soon?
isn't that vacuously true?
change alexander to xander
fails
replace xander orenstein with xorer anderstein
fails
replace alexander with ail xander
fails
motion to quantify committee over all alexanders
nope
change all alexander to xander
passes
motion to change name to xander s orenstein
passes
mis ap precedent: success
$4 to drew, everyone except xander
sitcommittee: provide laughtracks for kgb
change name to romcommittee
dilatory
point of info: no longer 1980s
make this meeting a very special episode
passes
make this meeting the christmas special
fails
applause
we all learned a valuable lesson today about friendship, caring, and not selling meth to school children
motion to have a heartwarming moment
passes
motion to finally introduce the mother
eh
$4 to stuart, he will chair
ANNOUNCEMENTS
EVENT
karaoke!
A14, 7:00, friday
pay dues!
pay dillon, then talk to zora
BOOTH!
we'll vote next week
theme announcement for all of carnival next week
before monday's meeting you can submit ideas for our own theme
we'll get something up on friday
real serious business!
you have to have paid your dues to vote
you can discuss without voting though
it's a rollcall vote
if you haven't paid for committees, PAY
SCHMUCKS
ITR
10:00 sat night wean 4 couches
2 members have started buggy not at ethan's org
go to Apex meetings!
this should reall
12-2 free food in weagen
chili cookoff
does anyone want a wardrobe?
do you enjoy star trek?
did the recent movies not feel enough late 80s early 90s enough?
borg night on saturday
illust journalists have a electronic version coming to a fb group near you
follow christian after the meeting for a lot of spaghetti
puzzlehunt signup
teams of up to four
mazeoftwistypassages.com
purple and gtfo
