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OFFICER REPORTS
Mike
had a weekend
they think
spent a lot or time in many different coffee shops
skye
had a weekend
is now sick
began with light up night
other things
no sleep at all
dillon
had a weekend
started with difusing bumbs
moved into whatever he did saturday and sunday
EVENT
we don't have one
(get out of campus)
no but really we can't book rooms but if you want to do movies somehere do that thing
erin
had a weekend
fall concert
and itr
but she was sick :C
is finally regaining her voice and recovering
zora (owen)
feeling about a comic that took 48 hours
joe
malloc
pamelas
ninjas?
Death by malloc
No bad pun - literally said "Go fuck yourselves" instead
Owen - Can I have my dollar back? (notably before committee reports)
murphy
compilers
diffusing bombs
compilers
i lost track
murphy needs to take better care of himself
COMMITTEE REPORTS
booth in conj with swear of the week
request that you GO TO THE FUCKING BOOTH MEETING
there isn't one this weekend but uh GO TO THE NEXT ONE
roomba army
v upset about thanksgiving cleanup
my left hand
dylan should not punch the desks
committee to never leave committee reports
sometimes it's fun to have reports and just kinda do it, but sometimes there just isn't stuff to do with it
misap filabuster rports
misap sportswear
owen got a new shirt
pittsburgh phantoms
very real, played roller hocky for one season in 1994
ad hoc def misap shitty sweaters
harry's sweater was $6 and has rabbits fucking on it
knitting in conj with shitty sweaters
on ravelry there's a patter for deer fucking
ad hoc shitty clothes
more success at filabustering than the filabuster committee
OLD BUSINESS
the Thing!
nika's body breaking down due to lack of nutrition on sunday is not nika's fault
tabletop athiesm: fuck you and your eldritch lightening
motion to table for one hour
PASSES
committee that fails for lack of a second: reverse psych works on the kgb
motion to change everything, just everything
like, same, but dilatory
change name and purpose to "everything: just everythign"
PASSES
PASSES
$3 to Kelly, everyone will chair
NEW BUSINESS
ugly clothing committee: to create, wear, and celebrate all forms of ugly clothing (holdiay related or not)
ad hoc committee to borrow pants from your roommate would like to report pending success
motion to append "deer fucking" to purpose
PASSES
erin won 3 prizes for her christmas shirt
PASSES
$1 to erin, anybody who creates/modifies clothing to make it uglier
2am IHOP: to go to IHOP at 2am
motion to replace all IHOP to Waffle House
FAILS
replace all ihop with "ihop and or waffle house"
PASSES
are there any waffle houses in allegheny counted
no
there are some in adjoining counties
delete "or" in purpose
PASSES
change purpose to "ihopthatreallygooddinerkindofdownmystreetwafflehouse"
apparently the waffle house adventure was a mess
eat n park closes at 3am
ritters is no longer open 24 hours
frick park never closes
almost everything in oakland closes around 2am
which is fristrating when your options are mcdonalds and rite aid
PASSES
$2 to Erin, anybody who goes to midnight trips to waffle house (not ihop)
committee not to be sold for more than 5 dollars: pretty much that
PASSES
$6 to Owen, whoever collects those 6 dollars will chair (so joe) (we'll see)
everything committee approves
motion to create the dollar
we gonna form a mint
dilatory
motion to pick a specific dollar already created by a specific organization legally creating those and name it The Dollar
but we're not defacing it
nope, nope, joe wrote on it
FAILS
motion to fork owencoin
owencoin is a pseudocurrency which has a words words words owen words owencoin
you have to ask owen for them
he'll either give you them or not
so basically
owen is your dad
and this fake money is your allowance
dilatory
owencoin: steal owens computer
the owen coin is entirely bubble-based currency
but what a bubble it can be
PASSES
$9 to owen, craig will chair
committee not ot be sold for more than $10: worth a try
it's a good idea
change all 10 to 1 million
passes
motion to table this committee for 22 minutes
PASSES
if someone makes a motion to table, can you alter that?
it has to fail first, then you repropose it
motion to create a stack system where people can respond to a table motion for a table motion with another table motion
dear lord
committee for temp lap blankets: solaris
so as the weather gets colder, glenn just adds more and more blankets
motion to change purpose to ????
FAILS
motion to change purpose to solaris and sweaters
PASSES
PASSES
$1 to erin, anybody who does any sort of fibercraft or uses solaris
motion to make kgb's actions as a whole spaceworthy redundant
waht
the actions endorsed by the kgb as an org: everything
change name to accountability
PASSES
change purpose to "this committee is responsible for the actions of the kgb as an org"
passes
change name to "a count ability"
fails
CHANGE name to "minutes of the current meeting, up to this point"
FAILS
change name to "skye toor"
fails
PASSES
$1 to erin, everyone who works in student affairs
crowdsource a surname: this committee will decide what skyes new last name will be because skye toor is not a good name for a person
"skyetoor"
motion to insert at least on silent x
motion to recursively call skyes full name as the surname
either "dickbutt" or "bugmars"
change "person" in purpose to "mighty warrior"
PASSES
$6 to owen, owen and skye's new surname is TV
autocannibalmaker committee: no
as a scientist, erin has taken a class or two about electrons
she can tell you that you're wrong
what would this committee's opinion be on cannibal ogres
none
when owen ta'd 251, he was personally responsible for NOT giving this assignment
PASSES
$1 to harry, harry will, surname should be net
techy parents: zora's dad was a unix hotshot in the 90s. he is not anymore.
harry's mom was trying to do voiceovers for an antismoking add
"the googlebutton"
"geezerbeepers"
"totally amazeballs"
nika's mom just decided to become a programmer
she was a badass
OH GOD PARENT SEX STORY
nerds are great
ad hoc every comic from xkcd actually happened committee reports success
alumni need to calm down
PASSES
$2 to erin, every ab tech alumni ever
motion to make an allocation not to exceed $50 for supplies for assassins
PASSES
what's worms' fault this week: to assign random events in the world to worms
so like, whatever the person who has the thing isn't at fault for is worms' fault
it's all his fault anyway
wow this got mean
PASSES
$5 to worms, worms will chair
write an L on the chalkboard, think about it for a while, then erase it: whatever joe did
now there's a Q
it's a good idea
fair
x y 12 turte (no l)
PASSES
$1 to craig, joe and anyone who's ever written an l on a chalkboard
committee on the purpose of bombs and symbols: to identify certain things
SO: think hard about what you want to call this symbol
EVERYBODY YELLED
owen hates it, vote no
ad hoc commmittee to have everything translated to english would like to motion to change name and purpose to "the committee on symbols: name the thing"
PASSES
owen likes the new name, vote yes
the kgb all together plays keep talking and nobody explodes
everybody gets one third of a page of the manual
PASSES
$4 to dillon, all bomb diffusal experts will chair
motion to create a standing rule where owencoin means dollars only in the auction context, and no math tax
this is confusing and i am not want
so owen's just gonna be doing everyone's math hw
someone tried to ask the python creator if he would help them with their math hw
he said "only if they would pay him 3k an hour"
TAKING FROM THE TABLE the committee to not be sold for more than 1 million dollars
change name to the commmittee not to be sold for under 1m illion owencoins
fails
motion to table for 1 week
like, exactly 1 week
PASSES
tim has a spreadsheet
BACK TO STANDING RULE
PASSES
ANNOUNCEMENTS
apparently exec is at 7:30 today
no event go away
we're gonna play assassins
email or talk to skye to sign up
pay for your shit
owen doesn't
SCHMUCKS
xander has started a cult
bring your blood
erin will not be getting burnch on sunday
if you wnana to afternoon food, hit her up
nomik
it hates you
the family game of legislative procedure
talk to owen
there will be an online game starting over break
talk about initial rule changes now, or get really mad in december
also talk to him about ihop
pride clothes!
allies is selling them
go to allies.cmu.edu
