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OFFICER REPORTS
Broman
had a weekend
Video Game Night
Halo, other stuff, stupid amounts of Twitch Plays Pokemon
on Saturday invented a great new game called 50 Shades of Balderdash
it was FANTASTIC
Sunday
did some work and watched some tv
recently has been feeling more and more like a real adult person
you know how real adults finish their jobs for the day, go home, and don't do work
he should be doing work
James
had a weekend
it was awesome
doesn't remember what she did
maybe went back to Cincinnati
it's Jay and Caroline's birthday tomorrow!
happybirthdaytoyouhappybirthdaytoyouhappybirthdaydearpeoplehappybirthdaytoyou
JRAM
had a weekend
involved some amount of the event
and some amount of a lot of boardgames over the weekend
and some amount of work
EVENT
Movie Night
Friday, 7:00, DH 1212
theme is Springtime for Stalin
suggest movies on Facebook
(interpret theme loosely)
Marlena
had a weekend
went to the event
then just went home and studied and did work
her Bio professor planned to have the exam on Wedsnesday BUT moved it to Monday at the request of all the freshmen
Marlena was not pleased
Zora
had a weekend
Video Game Night was Pokemon night
so much pokemon
Build was good! We did sooooo much priming and also may have run out of ply
we'll get more
Something happened on Sunday. Work?
Dillon
had a weekend
event!
just played Halo
the whole night
build
priming
see Zora
Sunday did work and got sucked into TV shenanigans
Mike
had a weekend
visited a friend at Bryn Mawr
which is an all-girls school, so that was interesting
went to a murder mystery
they were the murderer
so they got to lie outright to people ALL NIGHT
Sam gave them an emulator for Pokemon and it's wonderful
COMMITTEE REPORTS
Anthropomorphized Question Commmittee
drew is question
ad hoc Recreational Mathematics Commmittee
sharing a birthday was reasonably likely
Nominations Commmittee
considering changing name to Omnomnominations Commmittee
Committee To Name Everybody Reese
on this day of it's one year anniversery, reports continued failure
Skyentology Commmittee
tomorrow will be 75 degrees with freezing rain and a foot of snow
Innovative Technologies Commmittee
after studying and math, discovered that Pokemon is the key to time travel
Nominations Commmittee
has met 21 times to find candidates for exec
will open nominations after spring break
will close on April 7th
Nominations Commmittee
very much intend to, as the bylaws state, maintain the appearance of neutrality
considering painting selves in gold
it's a neutral element, right?
misappropriated Broetry Commmittee in conjunction with the Storytelling Commmittee
has a misappropriated broem
"Bro Me, Bro Life", by Walt Whitman and Emily Forney
it had "swoll" and "balla" in it
Booth Commmittee
lots of people showed up to the build!
We're having builds this Thursday and Saturday, but not otherwise during spring break.
Come! There will be things to do.
Dessert For Dinner Commmittee
Marlena ordered dessert and dinner from a place because she was doing work and didn't want to leave the house
the dessert containter was bigger than the dinner container
omnomnom
Skyentology Commmittee
query for the Innovative Technologies Commmittee:
doesn't Pokemon just bring you backwards in time?
OLD BUSINESS
The Thing!
the innevitable series of events in Ukraine that will spiral out into either a thermonuclear war or a new Red Dawn movie are not Daniel John's fault
NEW BUSINESS
Committee To Be Controlled By Twitch: in anarchy mode Anarchy we'll do whatever anybody says, in Democracy mode we'll be controlled by majority vote
change name to a same length string of "a"s
PASSES
democracy
anarchy
anarchy
democracy
change all instances of "democracy" to "communism"
PASSES
change purpose to "aaaaattttttvvvvvv"
PASSES
down2left7abbbbupupupupdown3a
it's pronounced "Ukraine" (emphasis on first syllable)
change purpose to "you guys will be nice and won't change this again, right?"
PASSES
motion to check the S.S. Ticket
democracy
anarchy
anarchy
up
PASSES
$12 to McGinnis, people who wander in and out randomly will chair
KGButts Commmittee: we don't have any other committees to make
Filibuster Committee: reports
yeah fuck you
ad hoc Texas Republicans Commmittee: you weren't standing, therefore it wasn't valid
no
this is about butt computing
change name to KGClouds Commmittee
PASSES
PASSES
$2 to Drew, disbanded
Delicious Desserts By Committee Committee: to decide what the most delicious dessert is and make that the official dessert of the KGB
change name to "Twitch Plays Desserts Committee"
PASSES
single bowl brownie, mixed with caramel
Doctor Who shaped nacho brownie caramel cake
sulfiric acid is a great topping
chicken noodle soup
moondust
change every instance of "brownie" with "brony"
yeah no
flinstones vitamins
antifreeze
peanut butter
noooooooo Marlena is allergic
antidote
orange juice
toothpaste
freeze
antibellum
cold revenge
put it in the microwave and serve it hot
antidisestablismentarianism, with a side of cherries
it serves about three to six people
playing in big gigantic boxes that your big expensive christmas presents came in
second
seagull
seconds for dinner before you have dessert
have you had firsts?
fuck
KGB plays another word association game
PASSES
$2 to Frieder, anyone who doesn't eat desserts will chair
Mysterious Box Commmittee: I wonder what's inside
objection from the Suspicious Package Commmittee
that quote from Seven
motion to fire Chekov's gun
I found the source of the ticking! It's a pipe bomb!
yaaaaaaaaaay
Skyentology Committee: would like to advise against opening the box
there's a reason it's heavier than you would think
Innovative Technologies Commmittee would like to reccommend picking up the box and shaking it vigorously
Skyentology Commmittee would like to ask why the person shaking the box is now foaming at the mouth
PASSES
$2 to Drew, disbanded
Redundancy Commmittee: motion to create the Redundancy Committee
change name to "Recursion Commmittee"
motion to append a base case
FAILS
by the odor of
change name and purpose to "HAS THIS EVER STOPPED US BEFORE"
PASSES
to understand recursion, one must first understand recursion
change name to "Out Of Order Commmittee"
FAILS
change name to "In Order Commmittee"
FAILS
motion to create the Recursion Committee
out of order
motion to create the Out Of Order Committee
out of order
motion to create the Recursion Committee
out of order
we are now in purple
PASSES
$6 to Dillon, he and Alex will chair
In Order Committee: oh god I've never gotten this far before
change name to "Out Of Order Committee"
FAILS
with regards to the purpose: that's what she said
change purpose to "the extremely well behaved committee"
PASSES
change name to "Out Of Order Committee"
FAILS
motion to staple "dilatory" to all members of KGB
the chair does not recognise yo ass
motion to change Dillon's word to "dillontory"
PASSES
PASSES
$6 to McGinnis, those who are extremely well behaved will chair, also him
Catchphrases Commmittee: to assign members of the KGB a catchphrase
GG
mistakes were made
has that ever stopped us before
motion to create the out of order committe
party of n - 1
fun fact, promantory is a word
change all catchprhase to yeah pretty much that
FAILS
tortolinus
promantory isn't in the KGB Dictionary
R7's is "hey, you wanna try some fruitloops vodka?"
change all instances of "catchprase" to "themesong"
PASSES
PASSES
$5 to Skye, people with themesongs willchair
motion to insert "outbromanned" into the dictionary space at the end of the dictionary
motion to replace the last instance of "e" in "outbrommanned" with an apostraphe
PASSES
motion to remove the second "n"
PASSES
motion to change the apostraphe with a quotation mark
FAILS
motion to replace the apostraphe with a single quotation mark
dilatory
and Broman will tell you why
it's because it's a useless motion
motion to replace the m with a sideways sigma
dilatory
our alphabet only contains the normal letters
passes
motion to append "olive unicode" to the KGB Official Dicitionary
as a single string
(the motion has been retconned)
is that "all of" or "olive"
the second one
(the motion has been retconned)
point of order: we decided that the sorting rules for the KGB are not the same as the the normal sorting rules
point of info: did you know that if 12 penguins fought a camel, both sides would lose?
Steven did know that
point of order: ascending
FAILS
motion to establish unicode 16 as the KGB Official Alphabet
Broman was really hoping that someone would try to add something to the KGB Official Alphabet, which DOESN'T EXIST
OUTBROMAN'D
PASSES
Sudden Deep Voice Commmittee: pretty much that
change name to "Sudden Beep Voice Commmittee"
FAILS
Caroline thinks Broman's Elmo voice could be really scary
this committe hurts Steven's voice
PASSES
$9 to Maija, anyone who can talk in a really high voice will chair
motion to make an allocation not to exceed $50 for supplies for the event
PASSES
motion to replace the "a" in "seagull" with "ä"
change "ä" to "¨"
PASSES
PASSES
Askew Committee: it's like a regular committee, but slightly off tilt and also with a misprint of the KGB Official Dictionary
is it left skewed or right skewed
yeah one of those
is it a skewed symmetric committee?
well, it's askew, so, probably not
PASSES
$3 to McGinnis, anybody who gets a skewed copy of the dictionary to Caroline will chair
ANNOUNCEMENTS
EVENT
Movie Night
Friday, 7:00, DH1212
theme is Springtime for Stalin
submit movies on Facebook
Nomcom:
nominations will open next week and go until April 7
y'all should coordinate your nominations
Booth
builds on Thursday and Saturday!
you won't have homework! you should go!
people still have debt! pay your debt!
this is the last week we'll haul shirts from the office!
we don't hold an event over break but we'll reserve a room if y'all want it
SCHMUCKS
Christian is looking for a roommate in R7 next year!
Especially if you're younger, so they can keep pulling people in
Contact him!
ITR on Saturday!
10:00 on Wean 4
tomorrow there will be small knitted things hidden thoughout campus
you should find them!
Puzzlehunt the week after spring break
you should sign up or talk to Puzzlehunt people about playtesting
