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KGB Minutes 10.16.2017
OFFICER REPS
Dylan Productive week, Civ happen Katie Went to ITR and almost got a Rauen Point, then found slinky Ian Parents visited, made puzzles Quinn Maker Faire Dez Not enough work, 1/2 Rauen Pt Joe Santa Barbara is a hedonistic hellscape Kate Went shopping with some parental units, which was a mistake
COM REPS
Would the Real Asher Silverglade Please Stand Up com. Asher couldn't get to his speech to give at AEPi, so he gave Gidon a sparkly wig and glasses, which Asher already owned Cybersec is a crapshoot WPA2 was crack, update ur comps Bad Manifestos We will take on the ... mind polluters... ????? oh god Stupid "History" Dumb reasons for staying home from the RNC: 1. I had to hike the Grand Canyon 2. I had to do my hair 3. I had to mow my lawn BOOTH Theme ideas? Johnny Appleseed Trickle-Down Econ [no, pls no] The Government The Moon Landing Trickster Gods Octodad and the Kraken are basically the same, right? Kracken-chan Literally Lizard People The dumb shit the real actual KGB may or may not have done Non-KGB Members are really confused aobut wtf the KGB is and what it does "It's like reading an extended universe of bad fanfic" -Vik, about the wiki ITR Something weirder than ITR always happens during ITR Wait, this is the same as my homework A new Zactronics game is coming out [alchemy themed] Flash Science Quark Matter is somehow different from real matter, and is magic Ameteur Chem Kate's shirt is trying its best Shit the Princeton Review Says "Start off with a statement of purpose that's interesting, like something that turns you on intellectually" Com to Assassinate the President *opens umbrella pathetically* "I thought that would work better" Welcome to Hell Com "Welcome to math mode" Typography Appreciation Group Appreciates the 2 vert strokes in Ian's $
Special Biz
AA
OLD BIZ
The thing Em->WAP being cracked
NEW BIZ
Existing Committee Purp:To keep the tradition going on Newpurp: Keeping Alex "Frieder" Frieder alive Newname: Disexisting Committee Newname: Existence and Uniqueness Com Newname: Existing, Uniqueness, and Being Special Com Newname: Existing Committee Newname: The Previous Name it had Before it Was the Existance Committee PASSED $8 Dez DISBANDED Exhasperated Sigh that Dez Makes before Reading the Name of the Committees Purp: Yeah p much that newpurp: Girl look at this body Newname/Purp: Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish/ Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish PASSED $7 Rauen Chair: Fish Fish Oh God Why Would I ever take life advice from the KGB Com Purp: So I just now have an Asher costume and Halloween is just around the corner... ? POSTPONED FOR A WEEK Liquidation of the President Committee Purp: Similar to the Com to Assassinate the Pres, but with more tax fraud PASSED [by abstension] $13 Joe Chair: DISBANDED Standing Rule that a 3-motion repetition banishes the currend discussion to next week FAIL Shadow Realm Com Purp: Putting anything we want somewhere that it never comes out again Newpurp: [banishment card] Newname: Shadow The Hedgehog Realm Com TABLED INDEF [Sent to the shadow realm] Standing rule to #DEFINE "Send to the Shadow Realm" "Table Indefinitely" PASSED Motion to #DEFINE "Shadow" "Shadow The Hedgehog" PASSED Standing Rule to Construe Dillatory Hedgehog Dillemma Com Purp: Trying to get close to people but we keep hurting each other when we do so Newname: Shadow the Hedgehog Dillemma Com 1, 2, 3, many, many 1, many2, many3, manymany PASSED $7 Dez Chair: Many
Real Announcments
Zambies HvZ starts Sunday @ 7pm [zombies.cmukgb.org] Event is on Friday, it's movies 7pm, DH A302