El Gallo

El Gallo is the birthplace of the chicken churro.

The chicken churro was invented right before a Fall CtFwS, when Howie asked chood if he wanted anything from El Gallo. chood asked for a 'chicken churro', and since Howie did not know what a churro was, he relayed chood's request to the workers at El Gallo. Those poor souls then grabbed a churro, swirled it around in the chicken bucket, and charged Howie $4.25 for the creation of this abomination.

After the public was made aware of this incident, several measures (standing rules) were taken (made) to censor (censor) the besmirched name of El Gallo.

El Gallo can be located on the first floor of the Cohon University Center, at the spatial intersection of the UC Black Chairs rotunda, Entropy, and the UC swimming pool.