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KEVIN: lets have a meeting!
Weekends:
Kevin - neighbors invited him over for bday, he did not go, watched one piece (it was good)
Avalon - several things, kevin shamed her for not being interesting and also not showering (ew)
Avalon (as Howie) - played betrayal over the weekend - EVENT - TRIVIA
Nick - submit to pravda, also played factorio
Zach (as Julia) - worked on 451 HW (it was a lot)
Theo - had a weekend, rode horse, keeps it 30 mins away in a barn
Daniel - went to trader joes and got candy - downloaded F099
Committee reports-
Nicolas Comemoration Committee - HI NICOLAS
Misapropriated plants - No plants, but robert plant
Floor is lava committee - floor is lava
Hivemind - space mexico teuqila UR OWN NAME UR OWN NAME UR OWN NAME - NOT A CULT
Pretty pens - Went to store, bought stuff, cool antidepressant journal with sparkles
Lanternfly killers - avalon called mom, killed flies, told mom
Corn subsidies - $4.72
Meal blocks - $6.00
Booth - ITS BOOTH VOTING TIME - Vote on booth - Its a lot of fun please do it, if you want to have more responsibility be a booth chair
Kevin - Its relaxing to go to builds, just sitting there and drilling
Zach - LIKE AMONG US
Anthony - Fun for the whole family
Avalon - It is a competition, last year JSA absolutely smoked us, also customized HARD HATS
Anthony - Really fun, up at 2 AM on the roof, there is SO MUCH red bull
Zach - I could be competent, but I feel like I might fuck paint up - you dont have to paint says Kevin
Avalon - We should do blitz booth
Daniel - We will have tools training, good way to not lose limbs
Tim - Many booth builds a week, but please come to at least one if you want to be involved
Charles - We need many hands on deck - please committ 10-12 hours within build week
FROM EACH ACCORDING TO THEIR ABILITY, TO EACH BOOTH ACCORDING TO ITS NEEDS
Kevin - doesn't write fast enough
Booth voting - Yes is informal commitment, No is no booth, Abstaining is neither yes or no or cant committ
DONE! - Been passed
Avalon - animal facts, words have no idea what happening, worm sounds
Zach - FERPA violation, on the 251 final had to draw a graph and made it an empty graph and should have gotten points but didnt
Old business-
THing -> Robert
Not fault: Everyone's headaches
Orders of the day-
Theo - Motion to eh by acclimation
Some battles and tribulations
Passed
New business-
Zach - motion to create library committee - to report on the status of the libraries in and around pgh
Antohony - will you be responsible for libraries? No, chair would do it
Not responsible for maintaing libraries
Jonathon - Would you be ressponsible? No
Avalon - Would yoy? No.
Theo - Would? You know it!
Keerthana - ...
Daniel - Who will? - Who will.
Anothony - Library
Tim - Library station or west library station? - East.
Alayna - What? - Who? Paid for those
Uk - How many libraries? - Many
Theo - Will you be reporting on library of alexandria - No, probably not.
Avalon - Who are you to define what libraries mean - Private libraries are cringe af, purpose of library is for people to be able to go there and get stuff, not lock books away
Connor - Handful of books in room? - Yes you should make that publically accesible. Public library out of bedroom
Anthony - What about record libaries? - That counts
Avalon - Dillatory and out of order
OOps - Penguin noises?
Keerthana - We need your address
Question called
Passed!
$9.00 to Zach
Chair - Zach will be chair
Theo - Going down committee - To report any false faceplants or downhill catastrophes
Tim - Going down.
unknown - what counts for a downhill catastrophes
Charles - elevator facts
Javier - if you crouch down and get shot in the head - that is a catastrophe
Zach - down and catastrophic? does australia count - if you go to australioa and get kangaroo you can report on them
Anthony - its going down
nathan - if you go to australioa and get kangaroo you can report on them
Keerthana - can I report on my semester? - if its going down
zach - if spaceship blows up, where is down? - if you go to spaceship and get kjangaroo you can repoprt on the catasrophe
anhtony+ avalon - comfortable ahnds
robert - is this involved with descending elevation, down catastrophic counts? - get kangaroo
avalon - called question
daniel - call the avalon
keerthana - misappropriated booth committee aproves
anthony - on escalator can really fall down? - get kangaroo
Passed!
$5.00 to Keerthana
Chair - Anyone who is going down
Zach - you can pay probalistically? Not anymore
Theo - allocation of $73.20 to this weeks event - sippy sips and nommy noms
Keerthana - ammendment to purchase summit cola - not friendly, not purseud
Anthony - how much for sippy sip sand nommy noms - significnat porition will be for this
Yara - motion to ammend so no summit cola - friendlty
called question
Daniel - comforatble hand
Zach - how much for nommy sips and sippy noms? - -$420.69
Ammended such that ingredients for pilk cant be bought
Howie - wont buy summit cola or pilk
Passed!
Avalon - KG🅱eating committee - we don't talk about fight club
Anthony - what - dont talk about fight club
daniel - committee to assasinate prez likes this
keerthana - ammended for B emoji - pursued - passed
Nick - dont we all KGBeat it every night?
DOWN WITH THE TYRANT
Passed!
$3.00 to Jonathon
Chair - Nick cuz he KGBeats it every night
Anthony - kangaroo court comittee - appoint panel of kangaroos to judge and adjudicate everything they get sent
Pass by acclimation
Passed!
$4.00 to Anthony
Chair - Theo
Theo - Motion to salute Tim - been fucked
Motion to anywhere but up
Zach - Abstinence committee - controlling Nick
Passed!
$7.00 - Keerthana
Chair - Ur mom
RRAs-
Come to EXEC meetings
Event: Trivia night - exec runs Trivia
Howie - porpoise is pronounced "pour-pois" (french)
Theo - we have dues dont pay ur donts - $15 sem, $20 a year, and more
Kevin - we are probably gonna do booth, fill out booth chair committeees (check ur emails)
Avalon - week 4, rough weeks please be health mindful
Schmucks-
We are in purple
Anthony - still has a song, all streaming platforms
Zach - been on a quest to visit every carnegie library in pgh, zachsiums.github.io
Jonathon - CMU philoharmonics has a concert this friday @ soldiers and sailors
Keerthana - misappropiated gatekeeping committee approves
Howie - Come live in Kremlin
Theo - motion to GTFO
