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Contents
- 1 Before Officer Report Stuff
- 2 Officer Reports
- 3 Committees
- 3.1 How Young is Rauhit
- 3.2 Pop Occultism
- 3.3 Hug a Stressed Out Student
- 3.4 Booooooooooooth
- 3.5 T-shirt
- 3.6 Committee that Wont Exist
- 3.7 ITR
- 3.8 Miss appropriated Hug a Stressed Out Student
- 3.9 251 Torture
- 3.10 Ad Hoc Chain of Committee
- 3.11 Time Cube
- 3.12 Time Travel
- 3.13 Misappropriated Time Travel
- 3.14 Row of Matts
- 3.15 Tentacled Preachers
- 3.16 Story Telling
- 4 Old Business
- 5 New Business
- 5.1 $80 for the Event
- 5.2 Accidentally Occidentally
- 5.3 Rauhit Sit your Butt Down you are Not an Old Person Committee
- 5.4 The Window
- 5.5 Soul in a Cat Committee
- 5.6 Glisson is Amazing
- 5.7 Glisson is Censored
- 5.8 Om Nom Nom Nom Mon Mon Mon Mo Committee
- 5.9 Reverse Defenestration Committee
- 5.10 Time Travel Committee
- 6 =In Soviet Russia, Window Looks through You Committee
- 7 Announcements
- 8 Schmucks
Before Officer Report Stuff
Exec Time
It moved. Now at
Nom-Com
Email us if you want to be on Nom-Com. (Group of people who helps make sure we have officers)
Officer Reports
Jared
Metal Gear Solid comic. Evil physic dude. Allows her to find mines. Clearly she is a mines reader.
Glisson
New People
Alex. IS and Econ. Northern Virgina. Josiah has been failing to get him in the room.
Report
Crazy weekend. Big art project due. Then did design. Professor said it was short. Friend said eight hours. Started at times, ended at times, slept at times. Sleep schedule is all messed-up.
Carolyn
Had a weekend. Pretty awesome. Twister chess again. Went dancing for many many hours. But it was awesome. Cpride was here, was happy.
BITTERNESS PARTY! CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE EATING! PRETEND TO BE BITTER. Dark chocolate to prevent bitterness quota.
Nicole
Had a 251 exam. Its all my fault. There was a witch. A lot of people were there. Will be happy if she gets a third of the questions right. Soul is long gone. Played twister chess, top of foot was sore, went to dance. Went like this a bunch of times. Dancing is like 251 but in physical form. SUBMIT TO PRAVDA?!
Drew
Still his soul. Doesn't think of Keller. Get board, get carded. Giant Bats.
Laura
Get board, get carded. Star wars. Member of the broken laptop club. Dropped her GBA on her laptop screen.
Could buy could buy 6 new screens for her laptop.
Liz
Story time: Snail, drove a Masada. It didn't get him girls. Went to the body shop, got snail painted all over the sides so they would know it is his. Went to UMC, tried to pick up girls. But they were like "Snail is slow". So changed the "Snail" to "S". And they were like "Look at that S-Car-Go"
Committees
How Young is Rauhit
Come to this event
Pop Occultism
What is right -- how do you define right? How about left?
This life is not for complain, but for satisfaction -- this entrance is not for gerund, but for noun.
Luck is the byproduct of busting your fanny -- can't add anything to it. Likes the fact that a fortune cookie said fanny.
Best times of life have not yet been lived -- pretend you are deft to annoy people, and tell them what you really think about them to hurt their feelings.
One must dare to be himself, however frightening or strange that self must be. -- Starring the KGB
One must dare to be himself, however frightening or strange that self must be. -- What is, what Dr. Phil says to Cthulu?
Hug a Stressed Out Student
Hug a 251 student.
Booooooooooooth
Meeting at 3 in Old CS Lounge on Sunday. Discussing the outside of the booth.
T-shirt
Looking for new designs for shirts. Booth shift, CtFWS shirt.
Committee that Wont Exist
Where is the attendance sheet?
ITR
ITR! New Random cards!
Miss appropriated Hug a Stressed Out Student
Sorry for the next report.
251 Torture
251 Test was Today
Ad Hoc Chain of Committee
Success
Time Cube
Gone a year, knows everyone
Time Travel
Gone a year, doesn't know anyone
Misappropriated Time Travel
Drew is about to unleash a chain of committees... need a combo breaker.
Row of Matts
Something about Gwillen
Tentacled Preachers
Lots of character sheets! Really excited. Can still turn them in. Wants to do a play test next weekend. Interested? Email him!
Story Telling
Satellites.
Iran Launches Satellites. It went into Orbit. Communications Satellites. India also put one up. But doesn't know why. Except that it shows what you can do. But then, Russian Satellites smashed into Iranian Satellites. Now lots of stuff moving very fast. Theoretical threshold to how much can be in orbit before a chain reaction occurs. But it theoretically could. If satellites die, how would it change your life?
Nuclear Submarines?
Old Business
Some guy gets it. 251 test is not his fault.
New Business
$80 for the Event
Passed by Acclamation.
Accidentally Occidentally
Unable to Orient? Accidentally the enter compass?
In Favor: Lean Left Oppose: Lean Right Abstain: Lean Forward
$3 Anyone who lives on the west coast to chair.
Rauhit Sit your Butt Down you are Not an Old Person Committee
Purpose: Self Explanatory.
Not all old people are standing. All standing people are old people is different from all old people are standing people. Some breakfast drinks are murderers. Not going to stand for this. Might violate our standing rules. In Favor: Stand up. Opposed: Waved with one arm. Abstaining: Porno Squid!
$20 to Quxuum. The old people to chair.
The Window
People shouldn't be coming through the window. Moved to Suspend. 16 For. 16 Against. Jared votes For.
Soul in a Cat Committee
Use Cats to Find Exec's Souls Why does Carolyn have an evil glee? Join Exec, have a soul. Store it in a cat? Why are we looking for exec's shoes? Always knew there was a reason we were allergic to exec members. In Favor: Meow Opposed: Bark Abstaining: Make like a tree and leave. $7 to Zsparks. Zsparks, exec, anyone who has read lost at sea to chair.
Glisson is Amazing
Glisson is Censored
Om Nom Nom Nom Mon Mon Mon Mo Committee
Failed
Reverse Defenestration Committee
Purpose: Enter places through windows. Man in Dartmouth. Known as the Defenestrator. Because he was thrown out a window. Goals are transparent. Purpose changed to throwing windows through things. Throw Windows Through Bug Testing? All based on frame of reference. Committee is a Pain. In Favor: Jump up and Down. Opposed: Look out the window at the pretty snow. (There is no snow) Abstaining: Wonder what snow is $3 to Quxxum. Shawn Alan and him to chair.
Time Travel Committee
Congratulate Glisson, though he doesn't know why yet.
=In Soviet Russia, Window Looks through You Committee
Fails for the lack of a second.
Suppressible Orbital Collusion Committee
Better implementation that hash table is needed. Might sink before it takes off. In Favor: Boing Boing Blub Blub Boom Opposed: Near miss! Abstaining: Porno Squid! $5 to Paul. Anyone who has ever played James Bond to chair.
Announcements
Event!
Bitterness Party!
Nom Com
If you don't want to run for Office. Like you are a senior, or a younger person but lazy. But want to encourage others to do lots of work. Join Nom Com. Email exec and be like "Hey I want to be on Nom Com". Want like, 4 people.
Schmucks
Interaction Fiction Month.
Reason it takes 2/3rd of us to tell him he is wrong is that it took Majority to tell Jared he is right.
Amarasec has a radio show.
Injudicious Exclamation! Presidents day! Salute the President!
ITR!
What is exec like? Come to an exec meeting.