Minutes20090427

Officer Reports

Glisson

Weekend. Project.

Alan

Work Death. Going to CA this weekend.

Richard (given by dbesse)

Event! Park! Food! Far Park. Good Times.

Emily

Skipped class. Sunburn. Texans don't know about ducks. Lots of stuff. Females. Pravda?!

Josiah

(throws pants)

Labbott

Girls Night! $518.90 at Useless Stuff Auction. Aim at Glisson!

Derek

Less exams this week. Moving. Old computers!

Committee Reports

Apathy Committee

Eh.

Joint 251 Torture and Duckies Committee

Success

Fortune-Telling Fish Committee

Success

Storytelling Committee

Dannel: Final Cut 4.5 Easter Eggs

ITR Committee

Why the hell not?

Committee to Remove Bras with One Hand

Failure

Misappropriated Committee to Remove Bras with One Hand

Success

Ad-Hoc Twitter Committee

(baseball and steroids or something like that...)

Gunpowder Plot Committee

Grill lighting could have been better. Idiots.

Committe to Groan at Ben Wolf's Jokes

Used to TP houses. Got old. Egging property is not all it's cracked up to be.

(something about owing the Treasurer money)

Glisson owes the Treasurer money.

Old Business

The Pfennig

aballard left the pfennig at home. Swine flu is not his fault.

News (sic) Business

Sunglasses Committe

Purpose: DJ found murdered. You could say the tables had turned.

Committee may polarize organization!

Shady Business.

Favor: Put on sunglasses, real or imaginary. Opposed: Puto n a monocle! (bblum wins.) Abstain: Wear glasses in a way they are not meant te be worn.

Passes -- $4 to bswolf -- him and people who put on sunglasses.

Committe to Be on a Boat

Purpose: I'm on a boat motherfucker

Purpose: Jizz in Your Pants

Flippie Floppies!

t_min, t_max, t_pain

Opened a window and a breeze rolled in

Dannel fucked a mermaid.

Favor: sing favorite Lonely Island song. Opposed: Sing favorite Celine Dion song. Abstain: squid.

Passes -- $9(?) to Kartik -- anyone on a boat.

Promulgation of New Mass Nouns for Cute Things

Purpose: (same)

Ferrets -- Busy.

Kittens -- Exec!

Favor: Act like a herd of cute things. Opposed: act like 1 dead cute thing. Abstain: Offer to pay for Bunny's health insurance.

Portmanteautally Awesome Committee

Purpose: err something about totally awesome portmanteaus

Favor: Bid a dollar! Opposed: Demand money back. Abstan: Defend Glisson from an angry Ben Wolf.

Passes -- $?? to Chrisamaphone -- anyone who can create creative portmanteaux.

Allocate $125 for EVENT.

Good idea.

Allocate $10 for cmukgb.org registration.

Good Idea.

Frut Slad Committee

Purpose: Thre Aple. ZRO BANNA.

Buy more tangrins!

Confuse old people: Success.

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Favor: Explain reference. Against: Act like psyduck. Abstain: Squid.

Passes -- $8 to labbott -- anyone who likes frut slad!

Orion Drive Committee

Purpose: Build an Orion Drive. Extra nukes!!

(Name:?) Nuclear Farting Spacecraft Committee

What if a belt breaks?

Scott Pilgrim Committee: The future? With Nuclear Farting Spaceships?!

Favor: Project self through space with a nuclear fart. Opposed: Tell Rocketmatt he has silly ideas. Abstain: Nuclear farting squid!

Passes -- $2 to Drew -- anyone who gives Drew a dollar.

Committe to Contemplate the Possibilites of Cocoa Butter, Condoms, and Tampons

Purpose: (same)

Postponed indefinitely.

Announcements

Debts

Pay the KGB if you owe it $$.

EVENT

Far Park. Meet at UC Kirr Commons at 6:30 if you don't know the way.

Schmucks

• Derek needs a truck.
• labbott found out this week that Skibo sells gummy worms. Freshmen??
• Dance show Friday/Saturday.
• Kartik has learners permit.
• ITR Games, 10PM Saturday, WEH 4 couches
• Bblum found out 5 minutes ago that Skibo sells gummy worms...
• ESG tonight. Mstevens.