Minutes20142001
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OFFICER REPORTS
Broman
Had a weekend
there was an event
it turned into MIT mystery hunt
some BULLSHITS
saturday went skiing and now everything hurts
well, most of everythings
whiplash is a thing that he has
if anyone ever has whiplash and then they rub their neck, they're wrong
it's when you hurt the front of your neck by throwing your head back
kept discovering deadlines were farther back then he thought
and then just...not doing it
James
had a weekend
there was an event
brought forbidden desert
and then we died
and then played some more games
didn't remember what those games were because stuart wasn't part of them
new people
michael, econ and math,bethesda maryland, likes cookies
craig, pysics and philosophy, from a place, likes cookies
JRAM
had a weekend
event
played forbidden desert
ate not forbidden desert
more games
EVENT
tool training
friday, 7:00, Kage (under stever)
entrance is on the driveway
go to learn how to use tools for BOOTH
you should come no matter what it's fun and skills
it basically turns into the first build
Marlena
had a weekend
played games
opened boxes from home
ALL of the old pokemon cards
pokemon ensued
this morning
in a class called social hist of animation
until now it's been protoanimations, there hasn't been sexual content
should have known better, its' and art class
this new cartoon was not socially acceptable
it was the 20s, only sex was unacceptable
it was reasonable until the horse
"the adventures of everready hardon"
Zora
cant top that
had a weekend
Dillon
had a weekend
involved board games
played flashpoint
cried twice rejoiced once
Mike
had a weekend
besides boardgames tried to do work
just puttered around until spectacular spiderman
lab inspection happened
couldn't findANYTHIGN
COMMITTEE REPORTS
ad hoc preemptive racism: haha mlk joke
ad hoc peer to peer file sharing
ifyou recieve a copy of a textbook from a friend
don't show that copy to a professor who wrote that textbook
dkirby so full of self
sick
ad hoc physical PUNishment
told too many jokes this weekend got pun?
the funniest part of marlena's story is that there was a bagger
bswolf memorial
nip all jokes about coming from two states with pot legalized in the bud
tech
was gonna have a lab inspection
the inspector got et
illust journalist
strange being outside tech
calam and seafood claim culpability
also the coffee break mayor came back and his secretary had to pee real bad
okay I lost the plot sorry
it was one sentence
skyentology
they have meds that will get rid of the monster
who takes the meds?
251 torture
success
ad hoc winter is coming
caroline looked at the weather
last day for a week it'll be above 20
ad hoc metric conversion
it's been below 0 all week
OLD BUSINESS
The Thing!
recieving a really old copy of a textbook from a friend is not sams fault
NEW BUSINESS
interesting facts about bees: to talk about interesting facts about bees*
strike each instance of a double e following a b
PASSES
we should bring bubbles in with his bees bees bees shirt
bees die in the cold because they're like college students
ad hoc nic cage: disapproves
place "" around "bs"
FAILS
if you write the word bed it looks like a bed
every bee's favorite band is cascada?
bees never poop inside their hives
when it's warm enough there's a mass poop and corpse exodus
is bees defined as people in cluster?
alphabet--bet comes from beta
thank you for subscribing to bee facts
did you know that bees are considered that bees are considered the worlds best tango dancers
there used to be a twitter under the name truebeefacts
there is a bee sitting in your head currently
$2 to frieder, he and anyone else suffering from a bee injury
the best possible outcome of a story that starts with ______: things could be worse
did you know that there's always a bee on you at all times
so I got hit by a car last month
the best possible outcome of getting hit by a car
money?
bill gates hitting you and donating his fortune
that's how SCS got funded
$5 to stuart, anyone who had a bad day will chair
we're talking about money
and printing money
new mike belongs here
time travel committee
there are shenanigans
real actual otp: to discuss otps and ot3
for example, woody from toy story and george washington
$5 to erin, anyone with an otp will chair
motion to create Fuck
can it have a purpose?
motion for the general body of the kgb recognise the previous motion as a motion to append fuck to the kgb official dictionary
PASSES
as a linguist eforney would like to mention that fuck is one of the most VERSITILE words
everyone's a linguist: fuck
this will give the kgb official dictionary the ability to create actial sentences
but this will make second not the second word
dyslexia: no the dictionary does not have to be in order
ad hoc this is how I pay my rent
this will make maija's work much easier
how's that going?
much better now that she's switched to pen and paper
PASSES
motion to make an allocation not to exceed 50000 so that the journalists don't die
nope
artistic pornographic discussion: to watch porn in class and discuss it
snarky freshmen: interp topic?
and that's how drew watched porn in cluster
TBA is scheduled for april 9
how many units is this porn watching worth
between 9 and 10
did you know that ron jeremy's grandmother recieved fanmail from him?
how many eunics is this committee worth?
spell eunics
is this committee going to respect the fact that ron jeremy was jewish?
i guess
how many linux is this committee
nooooo linux
motion to "playtest"
misap don't worry it's for science: approves
append to purpose "for the plot"
passes
we have an event!
actually it's not for science it's for art
motion to change cmu to a liberal arts collecge
oh god no
motion to append "for art for science"
passes
ad hoc unsubtle innuendos: BLOWJOBS
motion to crosslist course in theater department
dilatory
PASSES
$6 to mcginnis, anyone who would sign up for that class
motion to make an allocation not to exceed $50 for food for the event
passes
unsubtle innuendos: kgb training kage, oh wait I mean BLOWJOBS
SEX
marlena has a kage in her basement
so there drew was, watching porn in cluster
these aren't innuendos they're just dirty words
look we don't need the blow by blow here
so there maija was writing porn in the kgb meeting
the considerite literate inteligent thoughts: doesn't feel the need to make commnet
let's not make this any harder than it needs to be
penis
what
Penis
what
PENIS
motion to lower the average age of kgb to 14
that would require a large influx of 8 year olds or a small influx of babies
which can happen
yeah no not writing that
PASSES
$7 to xander, anyone who misses twright will chair
i need an adult: to designate an official adult when things get too kgb
caroline nominates eforney
out of order
maija can we hear some of your porn
let her edit it first
being an adult is not about being mature, it's about knowing when to act like one
motion to designate applejuice as the codeword
out of order
we need a better definition of an adult
motion to deisignate applejuice as the safeword
out of order
being an adult means you get to drink as much alcohol as you want, make as many pancakes as you want, and drive really fast cars
so you mean nic cage?
it's not specified that you can do these things legally
motion to nominate barak obama as our adult
out of order
go to your room and sit on your hands
what are my hands doing?
$6 to drew, eforney shall chair
motion to designate barak obama as the official adult of the kgb
change barak obama to barab obabo usurbur of unitinu
motion to change adult ot mr rogers
PASSES
filthification: make clean songs obscene
frieder needs an adult
oh canada
my grandpa sells condoms to sailors
and punctures the tips with pins
it just gets worse from there
shelby's mom used to work in a pharmacy in the 70s
drew needs an adult
rick santorum's wife used to shack up with an abortion doctor in law school
don't go to chick fil a tomorrow
there'll be lots of camo
it's scary
FAILS
motion to pass a motion
PASSES
princess leia reminder: to remind exec when something is not a committee
how does this committee feel about cinabons?
I have a bad feeling about this
motion to put this committee in a metal bikini
it's a trap
I feel like this committee is being made for alderan reasons
never tell me the odds
$3 to mcginnis, he and anyone who hasn't seen all 6(3) starwars movies
beatbox: gimme back my money!
motion to add 30% more wub wub
passes
have you tried rapping the box
yipyipyip
only on boxing day
yipyipyip
jram tried to drop some beats but vegetables ended up everywhere
PASSES
$4 to mcginnis, the box will chair
ANNOUNCEMENTS
EVENT
Tool training!
friday 7:00 in Kage (below stever)
learn to use equipment teach equipment build
anyone can come to any event
sweatshirts!
$20 for members, $25 for nonmembers
if you've ordered one you're obligated to buy it
go to dillon, pay, THEN retrieve sweatshirts
games left at the event last friday
set got left
also one with lasers
dillon didn't bring the treasury oops
we need small bills if you can pay in those
the event after this one (in 11 days) is UPA
useless people auction
if you want to auction off 6 hrs of your time, email exec with a blurb of skills
if you're uncomfortable because there's someone you don't want to purchase you, email marlena
or if you're uncomfortable with her someone else
if you're not a cmu student you can still auction yourself off
SCHMUCKS
if anyone has storage space near maggie mo, xander needs a space to store his shit
he'll compensate you in cash or other
today is mlk day and we're mostly white
we might watch the star trek episode that is relevant
trying to do ballet in boots hurts
we are now in purple
