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OFFICER REPORTS
Broman
had a weekend
started with karaoke night
it was right here
booth build!
fun
was at the tail end becuase he slept in
then went to cleaveland which was okay
went to bed at 9:30 and got 10 hours of sleep
James
had a weekend
was tired during the sunday morning tabletop gaming session because of the saturday night tabletop gaming session
JRAM
thinks he had a weekend
can't be experimentally confirmed
EVENT
KGB Acts Its Age (Bitterly)
aka bitterness party and that think with kids games
Marlena
had a weenkend
no she didn't
she has things due on monday and tuesday every week
there are no weekends anymore only zool
zora
had a weekend
went to a talk by labov instead of karaoke
then boothed
we ran out of 7'9"s
that was the end of interesting things
dillon
had a weekend
karaoke night
then booth build
spent entire sunday doing ece lab
mike
had a weekend
buggy then shrek then buggy
no booth because of buggy
COMMITTEE REPORTS
noooooo shrek
illustrious journalist IS INTERRUPTED BY THE BEATDOWN COMMITTEE
oh my god xander
people clapped
committee for design and construction of the peyton manning wind farm
stuff can hit you hard football reference
dayton ohio in conj with spoken song lyrics
come on down to cleaveland town come and check out both of our buildings
ad hoc cant be real science
people fugured out mass of neutrinos
dkirby secret southerner
whine about weatehr
skyecotic committee
taking tshirt orders
ad hoc science media telephone
scientists in europe say there are only 4 facial expressions
ad hoc conspicuous absence of s@a in conj with committee to assassinate pres
hello
ad hoc science media telephone
people in europe don't have faces
committee for ccolombo's fascination
thanks for the caramels
broetry in conj with storytelling
stalling for time
xander you wanna scream?
YES YELLING JRAM AND JAMES ARE THE SAME PERSON
EVERYONE IS WRONG
it's not a broem, its a boam
"I Fuck Sluts"
by bo burnam
"what the fuck" --dkirby
"okay go sit down now" --broman
twright memorial
success
curious questions
what's the deal with zora's shirt?
it's a hypotamoose
OLD BUSINESS
the thing!
spending valentines curled up alone with just a movie and a pizza is not skyes fault
NEW BUSINESS
shout! committee: loud noises and also subliminal messaging
let it all out
you make me wanna shout
xander doesn't know what the big deal is
BALLSACK
PASSES
$5 to skye, disbanded
jokes on marlena: marlena does not care about semantics or the lack thereof, she's not being chased by the sarlac, and she's not asleep goddammit
marlena you have to wake up someone's touching your cupcake
that sounds dirty
marlena you have to wake up you have an exam in 10 minutes
marlena you have to wake up you have an cupcake exam in 10 minutes
ad hoc you brought this upon yourself in conj you broight this upon us all
pretty much that
we'll come back to this, voting pending
there were 5 abstensions
no objections
and at least 5 votes in favor
$16 to drew, anyone who has ever told marlena to wake up will chair
motion to make an allocation not to exceed $50 for food for the event
passes
intsert name here: whatever the name is at voting, that will be the next pravda theme
insert name WHERE?
change name to "wake marlena up"
change name to "insert title here"
change name to "insert title, where?"
change mame to "celebrity owned icepicks, a retrospective"
change name to "the booth that was and should never ever be again"
change name to :the once and future booth"
change name to "the once and future cupcake"
nope
change name to "the kgb buggy a retrospective"
change name to "the blurry porn channel"
change name to "jfk assassination, 50 years later"
no
change name to "kgb makes a porno"
its not blurry it's not friendly
change name to "tim broman our glorious pres
fails for lack of a second
change name to "don't worry it's totally for art
change name to "kgb makes a blurry porno"
marlena would have to include names in the comments
no
change name to "the illust journalist collective: an encyclopedia"
change name to "4 dimensional pravda"
change name to "complete dictionary of the kgb"
change name to "we will never actially call the question"
change name to "pravdas about pravdas"
change name to "the set of all things that does not contain pravda"
change name to "pravda: apravda"
change name to "!pravda?"
PASSES
$6 to stuart, the current recording secretary
committee to scientifically figure out what voting methods will make the entire KGB act in unison: pretty much that
eforney's most successful was double rainbow
if you all vote in unison skye will pay you
point of info: what will skye pay us in?
squid
will you pay us in cupcakes
broman won't pay you anything
point of info: what is the chairs opinions on broman?
won't answer, the chair has to remain objective
point of info: what about noetics?
PASSES
$2 to drew, eforney will chair
the committee that will sell for a different amount than any committee so far: to make dillon's record keeping easier
but what have committees sold for today?
it'd make dillon's job easier to not have that be public information
it's $2, $6, and $7
passes
$8 to mcginnis, those who support the government will chair
BACK TO OFFICER REPORTS
James
sam, miami, meche, can't think of anything particularly uninteresting
BACK TO NEW BUSINESS
optimists committee: discover new purposes when quests fail
point of info: is this about the boat?
no it's about the bylaws
he found a typo
"a majority shall be defined as a quantity greater THEN one half"
change name to "pessimist"
passes
funfact about roberts rules of order
the longest constitution is the student senate
2nd longest is roberts rules of order
3rd is apex
fun and actually real fact of the day
onece sailors grow out of boat called optimist, they move into hte boat called the laser, or a boat called the 420
if your class of boat is an optimist, you say it's half full of order
real fun fact about roberts rules of order
there are no fun facts about roberts rules of order
fun fact about roberts rules of order
the polar bear is hidden in the third chapter
$2 to frieder, everyone who isn't happy about this committee
capture the fush with stuff: marlena proposes that we flood doerty and wean and replace all flags iwth fish
change fish with "finch"
would we be able to give them tiny scuba suits
yes
passes
this sure sounds like something in a dream
sam: where's the filmmaking club
(he was here for like 15 minutes)
oh god we made KGB films a porno jokes
PASSES
$3 to mcginnis, all members of filmmaking club will chair
committee for people not in kgb: see what it's all about and then decide that we really should be somewhere
change name to "filmmaking club"
passes
james is gonna be back in a minute, don't wait up
cmufilmmakingclub.com seems to be in japanese, about finance
james: those doors are difficult
the freshman managed it
$1 to mcginnis, sam and zora will chair
ANNOUNCEMENTS
EVENT
KGB Acts Bitter
board games and card games and children's games
also candy
bring games!
we need judges for ctfws
it's a week from friday
you have to go to a judges meeting
email exec at exec@cmukgb.org
money is still a thing
pay dillon for UPA stuff
he'll send an email
also sweatshirts
booth
meetings and builds are still happening
5:30 pm on Thursday for Art meetings
noon on saturday for builds
wear clothes you don't care about/don't mind getting painty
we need people for nomcom!
SCHMUCKS
how did you hammer out the paint colors?
messily
apex needs pushers
talk to skye
we are now in purple
