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OFFICER REPORTS
Broman
had a weekend
video game night
halo, other stuff, stupid amounts of twitch plays pokemon
saturday invented a great new game called 50 shades of Balderdash
it was FANTASTIC
sunday
did some work and watched some tv
recently has been feeling more and more like a real adult person
has been finishing job for the day, going home, and not doing work
he should be doing work
James
had a weekend
it was awesome
doesn't remember what she did
maybe went back to cincinnati
it's Jay and Caroline's birthday tomorrow
happybirthdaytoyou
JRAM
had a weekend
involved some amount of the event
and some amount of a lot of boardgames over the weekend
and some amount of work
EVENT
movie night
theme is springtime
suggest movies on facebook
Marlena
had a weekend
went to the event
then just went home and studied and did work
her bio prof planned to have the exam on weds BUT moved it to mon
Zora
had a weekend
Dillon
had a weekend
event!
just played halo
the whole night
build
priming
see zora
sunday did work and got sucked into tv shenanigans
Mike
had a weekend
visited a friend at bryn mawr
went to a murder mystery
they were the murderer
sam gave them an emulator for pokemon and it's wonderful
COMMITTEE REPORTS
anthro question
drew is question
ad hoc rec math
sharing a birthday was reasonably likely
nomcom
considering changing name to omnomnominations com
committee to name everybody reese
failure
skyentology
tomorrow will be 75 degrees with freezing rain and a foot of snow
innov tech
after studying and math, discovered that pkmn is key to timetravel
nomcom
has met 21 times to find candidates for exec
will open nominations after spring break
will close on april 7th
nomcom
very much intend to, as the bylaws state, maintain the appearance of neutrality
considering painting selves in gold
it's a neutral element right
misap broetry in conj with storytelling
has a misap broem
"Bro Me, Bro Life", by walt whitman and emily forney
it had swoll and balla in it
booth
lots of people showed up to the build!
dessert for dinner
marlena ordered dessert and dinner from a place
the dessert containter was bigger
skyentology
query for innov tech
doesn't pokemon just bring you backwards
OLD BUSINESS
The Thing!
innevitable series of events in Ukraine that will spiral out into either a thermonuclear war or a new red dawn movie
NEW BUSINESS
committee to be controlled by twitch: anarchy will be controlled by any person, democracy will be controlled by majority
change name to same length string of a's
passes
democracy
anarchy
anarchy
democracy
change all democracy to communism
passes
change purpose to "aaaaattttttvvvvvv"
passes
down2left7abbbbupupupupdown3a
it's pronounced Ukraine
change purpose to "you guys will be nice and won't change this again"
passes
check the ss ticket
democracy
anarchy
anarchy
up
passes
$12 to mcginnis, people who wander in and out randomly
kgbutts: we don't have any other committees to make
filibuster committee: reports
yeah fuck you
ad hoc texas republicans: you weren't standing, therefore it wasn't valid
no
this is about butt computing
change name to kgclouds committee
passes
passes
$2 to drew, disbanded
delicious desserts by committee committee: to decide what the most delicious dessert is and make that the official dessert of the kgb
change name to twitch plays desserts committee
passes
single bowl brownie, mixed with caramel
doctor who shaped nacho brownie caramel cake
sulfiric acid is a great topping
chicken noodle soup
moondust
change every instance of brownie with brony
yeah no
flinstones vitamins
antifreeze
peanutbutter
marlena is allergic
antidote
orange juice
toothpaste
freeze
antibellum
cold revenge
put it in the microwave and serve it hot
antidisestablismentarianism, with a side of cherries
it serves about three to six people
playing in big gigantic boxes that your big expensive christmas presents came in
second
seagull
seconds for dinner before you have dessert
have you had firsts?
fuck
kgb plays another word association game
passes
$2 to frieder, anyone who doesn't eat desserts
mysterious box: I wonder what's inside
objection from suspicious packages
that quote from seven
motion to fire chekov's gun
I found the source of the ticking! It's a pipe bomb!
yaaaaaaaaaay
skyentology committee: would like to advise against opening the box
there's a reason it's heavier than you would think
innov tech would like to reccommend picking up the box and shaking it vigorously
skyentology would like to ask why the person shaking the box is now foaming at the mouth
passes
$2 to drew, disbanded
redundancy: motion to create teh redundancy committee
change name to recursion
motion to append a base case
fails
by the odor of
change name and purpose to HAS THIS EVER STOPPED US BEFORE
passes
to understand recursion, one must first understand recursion
change name to out of order
fails
change name to in order
fails
motion to create the recursion committee
out of order
motion to creat the out of order committee
out of order
motion to create the recursion committee
out of order
we are now in purple
passes
$6 to dillon, he and alex will chair
in order committee: oh god I've never gotten this far before
change name to out of order
fails
with regards to the purpose: that's what she said
change purpose to the extremely well behaved committee
passes
change name to out of order committee
fails
motion to staple "dilatory" to all members of kgb
the chair does not recognise yo ass
motion to change dillon's word to "dillontory"
passes
$6 to mcginnis, those who are extremely well behaved, also him
catchphrases; to assign members of the kgb a catchphrase
GG
mistakes were made
has that ever stopped us before
motion to create the out of order committe
party of n - 1
fun fact, promantory is a word
change all catchprhase to yeah pretty much that
fails
tortolinus
promantory isn't in the kgb dictionary
r7's is "hey, you wanna try some fruitloops vodka?"
change all catchprase to themesong
passes
passes
$5 to skye, people with themesongs
motion to insert "outbromanned" into the dictionary space at the end of the dictionary
motion to replace the last instance of "e" in "outbrommanned" with an apostraphe
passes
motion to remove the second "n"
passes
motion to change the apostraphe with a quotation mark
fails
motion to replace the apostraphe with a single quotation mark
dilatory
and broman will tell you why
it's because it's a useless motion
motion to replace the m with a sideways sigma
dilatory
our alphabet only contains the normal letters
passes
motion to append "olive unicode" to the kgb dicitionary
as a single word
(the motion has been retconned)
is that "all of" or "olive"
the second one
(the motion has been retconned)
point of order: we decided that the sorting rules for the kgb are not the same as the the normal sorting rules
point of info: did you know that if 12 penguins fought a camel, both sides would lose
steven did know that
point of order: ascending
fails
motion to establish unicode 16 as the kgb official alphabet
broman was really hoping that someone would try to add something to the kgb official dictionary, which DOESN'T EXIST
OUTBROMAN'D
passes
sudden deep voice: pretty much that
change name to "sudden beep voice"
fails
caroline thinks broman's elmo voice could be really scary
this committe hurts steven's voice
PASSES
$9 to maija, anyone who can talk in a really high voice
motion to make an allocation not to exceed $50 for supplies for the event
passes
motion to replace the "a" in "seagull" with "ä"
change "ä" to "¨"
passes
passes
askew committee: it's like a regular committee, but slightly off tilt and also with a misprint of the kgb official dictionary
is it left skewed or right skewed
yeah one of those
is it a skewed symmetric committee?
well, it's Askew, so, probably not
passes
$3 to mginnis, anybody who gets a skewed copy of the dictionary to caroline
ANNOUNCEMENTS
EVENT
movie night
friday 7:00 DH1212
theme is springtime
submit movies on facebook
nomcom
nominations will open next week and go until april 7
y'all should coordinate your nominations
booth
builds on thursday and saturday!
you won't have homework! you should go!
people still have debt! pay your debt!
this is the last week we'll haul shirts from the office!
we don't hold an event over break but we'll reserve a room if y'all want it
SCHMUCKS
christian is looking for a roommate in R7 next year! esp if you're younger. contact him!
ITR on saturday! 10:00 on wean 4 tomorrow there will be small knitted things hidden thoughout campus. you should find them puzzlehunt the week after spring break! you should sign up or talk to puzzlehunt people to playtest
