Minutes20150914
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EXEC REPORTS
Mike
had a weekend
dragged roommates to the lab
listened to trash music
watched
Skye
had a weekend
began with the underground tour
slept a lot
listened to mouth silence like four times
new people
mason, biopsych, lived all over also virginia, is 18
annie, math, maryland, cut hair a month ago
gary, OH NO I MISSED THE REST, did not place in a rubik's cube competition
raymond, mcs (math and CS), china, found a thing
shit i missed his name too, meche, not your average engineering studnet
dillon
EVEN-no weekend
sure he had a weekend
half of it was video games
EVENT
running jumping climbing trees
7:00, donner ditch
fun games! there will be smores!
erin
had a weekend
underground tour
went to see a BAD MOVIE
so bad so good
pravda!!
back to skye
new person
cameron, ece, ohio, wearing a blue shirt
zora
had a week
did some stuff
did some stuff
did some stuff
LAUNCHED KICKSTARTER
joe
had a weekend
oh god more puns
murphy
had a weekend
cleaned the office
super great
underground tour was also great
almost had class with just him and the prof
COMMITTEE REPORTS
flowchart
there's a chart that details what the FUCK is going on right now
thanks kelly harringotn
ad hoc nerd something
HOLY SHIT IS THAT A SHERMAN TANK
engineers
the floor is lava
met up over the weekend
decided to include the effects of convection
you'll be roasted alive
probably misap shit i found in the office
we have a lot of doctor seuss books
and a lot of textbooks behind them
ad hoc old people
textbooks meant to be lending library
shit i read in the tartan
kitchen fire!! in R7
due to science
committee to burn down R7
YOU MISSED
xander might burn down valhalla
or start a distillery
joe should not cook quinoa drunk
YOU CAN'T BLOW GAS FIRES OUT
it was ok
roomba army
vvvvvzhhhhh thunk
vvvvvzhhhhh thunk
vzh thunk
OLD BUSINESS
the thing!
not knowing where the thing is is not murphy's fault
secret soviet spies committee
tabled for one hour
NEW BUSINESS
committee to give mike three tim broman points: who knows!
PASSES
$1 to marlena, marlena will chair
hidden superheros: to find out who has the best superhero name
space munchkin
kickass octopus
vanilla thunder
the orange sausage
the dynamic destroyer shall destroy you all dynamically
the chocolate laser needs some chocolate thunder
d-cup munchkin
D-CUP SAUSAGE
PASSES
$2 to Joe, d-cup sausage will chair
michael murphy memorial: to honor the life of michael murphy
motion to append splat to the purpose
PASSES
would you like to buy some life insurance
motion ot insert a "c" between "michael" and "murphy" in the name
PASSES
now it describes the vice president of cmu or whoever he is
murphy is still getting the guy's email
PASSES
$3 to murphy, disbanded
we're in something. i do not know what.
we're naming groups of things?
a group of b-list superheros is called a "limited series"
PASSES
$1 to murphy, skye will chair
fun facts about the comics code authority: it's so good
just google it it's. so good.
FEMALES SHOULD BE DRAWN REALISTICALLY
also, zovumbies
not zombies
not ghouls
allowed
PASSES
$3 to Marlena, Marlena, Zora, Mike, and anyone else who's heavily invested in the comics industru
shit jokes: murphy will use this
bad amazon jokes oh noooo
eyyyyyyyyyyyyy
oh god ed has a book with 8000 jokes and puns
a joke that ends with "working in the weender wonderland"
your life
PASSES
$6 to Ed, he and anyone else who uses it will chair
ship jokes: do yachts like this sink very often? usually just the once
PASSES
$1 to murphy, this frisbee will chair
kgb service project round 2: to continue throwing that frisbee at those monitors
if we break shit we gotta do community service
"it was like that when we got here"
(lying)
the airplane is still in breed hall
$2 to dillon, dillon and other people who totally don't break things will chair
BACK TO EXEC REPORTS
skye
new person!
lilly, ece, wisconsin, loves cheese but is lactose intolerant
NEW BUSINESS
impressive concentration: rin's been doing that for a really ling time
let's all just stare at rin (let's not)
PASSES
$1 to murphy, disbanded
swear of the week: to inform the kgb of new and excited ways to swear
skye's quizbowl had REALLY FOUL MOUTHS
did you have one in mind
nah dylan is gonna do research
voldemort's nipple
the baby doesn't understand it we good
motion to table this committee until the baby is old enough to understand it
no
PASSES
$6 to dylan, dylan and anyone who likes to swear will chair
better fence: come up with really great things to paint the fence for
such as
paint the fence for CMU telefund but leave the rickroll number
paint it like the library as seen from the street
geology club approves
geology club: we frakking rock!
why is the administration so weird when they try to Engage With The Youth
paint it black and then in green smelly paint just write "you nerds"
motion to knit the fence a sweater
already in progress
chia seeds!
we did astroturf
PASSES
$1 to murphy, skye murphy and whoever wants to help will chair
grumpy rules wanking committee: when ed has to open the bylaws DURING a meeting to check something
motion to assign a champion to fight against ed to determine whether the bylaws actually way that
the chair would entertain a motion to nominate marlena
there's a version of magic the gathering that's literally designed to test the judges
it only ends when there's a rules violation
PASSES
$1 to joe, the bylaws instantiated as a corporation instantiated as a person will chair
motion to make an allocation not to exceed $50 for supplies for the event
PASSES
crossbows of willpower: rin misses her hat
that's a great idea
PASSES
$1 to rin, rin will chair
legendary committee of myth: whoever chairs this commitee will be the SOLE RULER of the committee as a whole
motion to table indefinitely
PASSES
ANNOUNCEMENTS
EVENT
running jumping climbing trees
we will have fun and smores
and a parachute
7:00pm in donner ditch
if it rains we'll be in porter hall A18*
pay your dues!
if you haven't payed yet this year, pay by september 31!
dues paying means you get discounts on tshirts and can vote on Real Relevant things
$15 for the semester $20 for the year
dinner!
we get it! in resnik after meetings
exec meetings!
weds 7:30pm, UC 329
we're lonely
SCHMUCKS
DATES
zora's running a kickstarter of queer historical fiction
kickstarter.datesanthology.com
pravda
more submissions = more pravdas
email corsec@cmukgb.org
computer club has events this week! talk to tim or dillon
kgb rifle association
meeting later, after dinner! talk to skye
swear of the week
send ideas to dtb@andrew.cmu.edu
brunch
erin and ed eat at schatz on sunday mornings! it's pretty good!
but also weird to be alone
nick is making bake for order stuff
talk to them!
read me
needs writers! talk to rin
ITR
ITR is back!!
THIS saturday on Wean 4 at 10pm!
mafia combined with duck tape and tag
talk to murphy!
figs
the tartan also needs writers!
maaaaaybe less satire
