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EXEC REPORTS
Mike
had a weekend
sleeping
second twitter account
MORE ANIME
that was about it
Skye
had a weekend
ctfws was awesome
a little work
then r7
then more not enough work
new people
maxwell (max), business, oregon, fave color blue
sarah, mech e, san diego, wearing pants
Dillon
had a weekend
started with ctfws
it went great
nothing wrong whatsoever
then BUGGY
then planning r7 then r7
then MORE BUGGY
anyway
EVENT
Video Game Night
Friday, 7:00, WEH 5300 corridor
Bring yourselves! bring your games! play your games!
please list what you'll be bringing--we'll make a spreadsheet
it'll be at www.cmukgb.org/games
Erin
had a weekend
started with ctfws
it was a thing that happened that was fun
finally made a new years resolution
maybe the finished knitting will come back from the war
harry: SUBMIT TO PRAVDA
Zora
had a weekend
slam dunked their first thesis draft
5k words and about half done, hella
let's not talk about the rest of the weekend
Joe
had a weekend
r7 went p well
kinda died
slep
Murphy
had a weekend
joe can confirm
COMMITTEE REPORTS
committee to question 2vp's grammar
who gives a flip prescriptivists
swear of the week committee
BRUNG
BOOTH
builds
people showed up!
more people need to show up!
we need art!
you can paint within the lines
times!
thurs 6:30-9:30
sat starting at 2
sun starting at 1:30
ad hoc shit i read in a schoolwide email
cm has finally settled it's lawsuit with marvel
subra suresh is gonna be in avengers 3
misap welcome to hell
raymond brought a guest
in the form of
his phone
and a recording
gay communist gun club in conj with kgb rifle assoc
prepping for next nerf war
committee to not burn down r7
continued lack of failure
OLD BUSINESS
the Thing!
video game night is not worms's fault this week
old business reluctantly calls for the orders of the day
motion to make an allocation not to exceed 50c to buy an apple to put worms in
skye will give joe 50c to end this
wait she already did by violent coin throwing proxy
done!
joe will reimburse you for the apple
please bring a receipt
it's cash just bring the receipt
IoS committee
will buy this apple
note: this only applies to the first person who buys joe and apple
FRIEDER SPRINTS OUT OF THE ROOM
NEW BUSINESS
committee to celebrate frieder's absence: pretty much that
change purpose to: no more mixups
passes
in b4 mike calls mike frieder
replace frieder with murphy in name
passes
passes
$2 harry, "me, owen" will chair
BACK TO OFFICER REPORTS
skye
new people
evan, ece, baltimore, wearing brown pants
BACK TO NEW BUSINESS
point of information
frieder has apple and recipt
joe will reimburse him for 50c of that 75c apple
though technically he could do less?
no
no
worms is in the apple
when i was a young people: too interesting things
harry didn't place in a rubik's cube compitition
dylan's hand wasn't raised when the q was callle
passes
$3 to erin, nonfreshmen will chair
running really far: really dumb jokes
does anyone want anything from entropy
harry wants peanut butter pretzels
(nah)
PASSES
reversal (?): so worms put the apple inside of worms
i'm sorry i'm dealing with dates stuff rn
minutes are crappy
i'm sorry worms your joke was v good
PASSES
$1 to worms, the apple will chair
duck sleuthing agency: if you have a duck, we will find you
quack
looks like a duck and it quacks like a duck we will find you
squeak
does this mean we can replace expensive stuff with just a duck
maybe
change prupsoe to "take all teh ducks from assassins and build horse sized duck"
FAILS
is this a duck as defined in article 2 section 1 part k of our bylaws
that's it!
change purpose to "finding one horse sized duck to use for assassins in the future
fails
change assassins to juggernaut?
like the concept
nah
is this a duck as defined on the duck page of our wiki?
"we are nippersinkers, we're in luck..."
now you see why skye wants them all back
kgb wiki page for duck edidted in 2006
by eyore, who joined kgb in 1989
PASSES
$3 to skye, all who run from and run assassing
unconventional pets: madison humane societies are weird
zora's been getting snapchats of a pet pig for like a week
erin saw a girl with her pet duck with her on a leash
it followed her around
was this a duck as defined in...
harry doesn't know who he is, but
there is a man on this campus who always wears the same clothes and always caries a tiny toy poodle in his jacket
his name is todd
frieder saw people walking GIANT PIGS
there's a couple who takes turns walking their dogs
but they're not really dogs
they're more like living clouds
one has its own instagrams
(mari can confirm)
does the instagram include dog food?
if we define a pet as something that sheds a lot: dylan's roommate
if the cloud of animals eats food that dissolves in their mouth what happens
puddles
once cliff's friend brought her pet piper to school
piper was a snake
glenn knew a python who loved books and hated math teachers
erin's cat will constantly lick mac power cables
but only when they're plugged in
frieder is not shocked
eyyyyyyyyyyyyy
PASSES
$1 to harry, kgb furries committee will chair
committeee on mismatched christopher walken quotes: "i hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass for more than two years. i just got to have more cowbell"
worms: this is a thing that the kgb as an organization needs
dillon: NO
PASSES
$1 to frieder, disbanded
why do the emus have external ears
those are coyotes
MIKE HAS MET AN EMU
monthly reminder that the great emu war was a thing
and australia lost
motion to make an allocation not to exceed $50 for supplies for this week's event
PASSES
5:01 committee: frieder's gonna collect committees every time no one has an idea
motion to append "(c)(3)"
sure
what
is this a non-profit as defined in article 1 section 3 of our bylaws
wait can we register the kgb as a nonprofit
we might get in trouble with the communist control act of some time
SKYE INTERVIEWED WITH THE FEDERAL RESERVE AND THEY NOTICED THAT SHE WAS PART OF THE KBG
we have more than 1 prev kgb member working at the nsa rn
PASSES
$1 to frieder, frieder will chair
mythic pokemon: cerberus, cerberus!
if you go back and do the understanding of the word
the lord of the underworld
named his dog spot
cerberus most powerful attack is k-destroy
it was super effective
report from dillon: cerberus is a shitty nightmare
these are computer words
okay frieder's plan would work
(made up fake computer language)
(but then the words might have actual meaning?)
(if they correlate with words that are actually used)
(so then it's just a language that a bunch of nerds use)
(which is the same as cs jargon anyway)
harry and his friends built a computer
and made "yeah man that's so danglin'" catch on
how and why
GNU!
gnu might be a neopet
PASSES
$6 to erin, all non-cs, ece, or is majors
motion to untable the out of order committee
so. moved?
okay but which
there are two
FAILS
moon and earth are not defined in our bylaws
frieder requests to overturn the deision of the chair
FAILS
motion ot untable the out of order committee
no we just failed at that
motion to break a table
we did that week ago
motion to untable the in order committee
so moved
change name to out of order
passes
change name to disorder
fails
eh
PASSES
$42 to murphy, DISBANDED
out of order committee
dilatory
the committee for old busin
committee to make tim regret that sentence: maniacal laughing
table for one weke
fials
motion ot overturn decision of the chair
that sure failed
j bonaparte committee really really approves
motion to table for two weeks
fails
FAILS
out of border: where donald trump wants all the mexicans
motion to table this comitee unitl the first meeting after the general election
passes
tim is writing that down
committee for good new business: not this it's too meta
it's a GOOD idea
it's a good idea
it's a good idea
motion to create the out of order committee, motion to tbale it for two weeks
OUT OF ORDER
it's a good idea
it's probably objectively a kind of bad idea but has that ever stopped us before
motion to table for two weeks
that failed for real
motion to overtun the decision of the chair
that was the decision
PASSES
$3 to joe, people with better new business will chiar
dilatory commitee: waiting to see what will happen
cahnge name to "dillon tory" and purpose to "english politics:
passes
change "english to "american politics"
passes
change "american" to bugmars
passes
change bugmars to freedomland
passes
change purpose to "friederland"
dilatory
change freedomland to worms's wordbarf
passes
y'all did this to yourself
PASSES
$2 to brian, brian and all teh expats fo slamzone
ANNOUNCEMENTS
EVENT
Video Game Night
Friday, 7pm, WEH 5300 corridor
bring game
play game
list game on spreadsheet
www.cmukgb.org/games
ctfws folowup
there's a meeting
today, 8pm, wean 8427 (judge's room)
nomcom
meeting this week
they'll open nominations next week
think of people to nominate
exec meetings
4:30 uc 306
SCHMUCKS
danger 5
talk to skye
it's good
watch it
scs day is on friday
murphy'll be there
juggling!
come by
computer club will be there
frieder will watch
mike actually talks to our advisor pretty often
not about kgb
brian will bring artemis to video game night
dillon'll see if he can get the windows cluster
vogel, in physics:
"the only positive thing about jumping off a bridge is the work gravity does on you"
we are now in purple
