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OFFICER REPORTS
Broman
had a weekend
started with Karaoke Night
it was right here, and also over there, and in this general area
booth build!
it was fun
his experience was at the tail end becuase he slept in
then went to Cleveland, which was okay
went to bed at 9:30pm and got 10 hours of sleep
woke up feeling refreshed!
James
had a weekend
it was rather indicative of his social life
he was tired during the Sunday morning tabletop gaming session because of the Saturday night tabletop gaming session
JRAM
thinks he had a weekend
it can't be experimentally confirmed
EVENT
KGB Acts Bitter
7:00, Friday, Ontario (PHA18*)
aka Bitterness Party and that thing with kids games
bring board games!
Marlena
had a weenkend
no she didn't
she has things due on Monday and Tuesday every week
there are no weekends anymore, only Zool
Zora
had a weekend
went to a talk by Labov instead of Karaoke and it was really cool
then boothed
we ran out of 7'9"s
that was the end of interesting things
Dillon
had a weekend
went to Karaoke Night which, as usual, resulted in him having weird songs stuck in his head all weekend
then booth build
spent his entire Sunday doing part of an ECE lab
A Person Who Is Totally Mike
had a weekend
buggy then Shrek then buggy
Shrek was frightening
no booth because of buggy
COMMITTEE REPORTS
noooooo Shrek
Illustrious Journalist Collective is INTERRUPTED BY THE BEATDOWN COMMITTEE
oh my god Xander
people clapped
Committee For The Design And Construction Of The Peyton Manning Wind Farm
stuff can hit you hard football reference
Dayton, Ohio Committee in conjunction with the Spoken Song Lyric Committee
come on down to Cleveland town, come and check out both of our buildings
ad hoc This Can't Be Real Science Committee
people figured out mass of neutrinos
Daniel John Kirby Secret Southerner Committee
would like to whine about weather
the Daniel John Kirby Is So Full Of Himself Committee would like to agree
Skyecotic Committee
taking t-shirt orders
ad hoc Science Media Telephone Committee
scientists in Europe say there are only 4 distinct facial expressions
ad hoc Conspicuous Absence Of The Sergeant At Arms Committee in conjunction with the Committee To Assassinate The President
hello
ad hoc Science Media Telephone Committee
people in Europe don't have faces
Committee For ccolombo's Fascination
thanks Skye for the caramels
Broetry Committee in conjunction with the Storytelling Committee
is stalling for time
Xander, you wanna scream?
YES YELLING JRAM AND JAMES ARE THE SAME PERSON
EVERYONE IS WRONG
ABSTRACT YELLING
which comes to an anticlimactic halt
it's not a broem this week, its a boam
"I Fuck Sluts"
by Bo Burnam
who is a guy about eforney's age from the internet
"what the fuck" --dkirby
"okay, go sit down now" --Broman
twright Memorial Committee
success
Curious Questions Committee
what's the deal with Zora's shirt?
it's a hypotamoose
OLD BUSINESS
the Thing!
spending Valentines Day curled up alone with just a movie and a pizza is not Skye's fault
NEW BUSINESS
Shout! Committee: loud noises and also subliminal messaging
let it all out
you make me wanna shout
Xander doesn't know what the big deal is
BALLSACK
PASSES
$5 to Skye, disbanded
Jokes On Marlena Committee: Marlena does not care about semantics or the lack thereof, she's not being chased by the Sarlack, and she's not asleep, goddammit
Marlena, you have to wake up, someone's touching your cupcake
that sounds dirty
Marlena you have to wake up, you have an exam in 10 minutes
Marlena you have to wake up, you have an cupcake exam in 10 minutes
ad hoc You Brought This Upon Yourself Committee in conjction with the You Brought This Upon Us All Committee
yeah, pretty much that
we'll come back to this, voting pending
motion to make an allocation not to exceed $50 for food for the event
PASSES
Insert Name Here Committee: whatever the name is at voting, that will be the next Pravda? theme
insert name WHERE?
change name to "Wake Marlena Up"
PASSES
change name to "Insert Title Here"
PASSES
change name to "Insert Title, Where?"
PASSES
change mame to "Celebrity Owned Icepicks, A Retrospective"
PASSES
change name to "The Booth That Was And Should Never Ever Be Again"
PASSES
change name to "The Once And Future Booth"
PASSES
change name to "The Once And Future Cupcake"
nope
FAILS
change name to "The KGB Buggy: A Retrospective"
PASSES
change name to "The Blurry Porn Channel"
PASSES
change name to "JFK Assassination, 50 Years Later"
no
FAILS
change name to "KGB Makes A Porno"
it's not blurry, it's not friendly
FAILS
change name to "Tim Broman, Our Glorious President Now And Forever"
FAILS for lack of a second
change name to "Don't Worry, It's Totally For Art"
PASSES
change name to "KGB Makes A Blurry Porno"
Marlena would have to include names in the comments, so no
FAILS
change name to "The Illustrious Journalist Collective: An Encyclopedia"
PASSES
change name to "4-Dimensional Pravda"
PASSES
change name to "The Complete Dictionary Of The KGB"
PASSES
change name to "We Will Never Actually Call The Question"
PASSES
change name to "Pravdas About Pravdas"
PASSES
change name to "The Set Of All Things That Does Not Contain Pravda"
PASSES
change name to "Pravda: A Pravda"
PASSES
change name to "¡Pravda?"
PASSES
$6 to Stuart, the current recording secretary will chair
Committee To Scientifically Figure Out What Voting Methods Will Make The Entire KGB Act In Unison Committee: pretty much that
eforney's most successful attempt was the double rainbow
if you all vote in unison, Skye will pay you
point of information: what will Skye pay us in?
squid
will you pay us in cupcakes?
broman won't pay you anything
point of information: what is the chair's opinions on Broman?
he won't answer, the chair has to remain objective
point of information: what about noetics?
PASSES
$2 to Drew, eforney will chair
Committee That Will Sell For A Different Amount Than Any Committee So Far: to make Dillon's recordkeeping easier
but what have committees sold for today?
it'd make Dillon's probably be more in the interest of the purpose to not have that be public information
(it's $2, $6, and $7)
PASSES
$8 to McGinnis, those who support the government will chair
BACK TO OFFICER REPORTS
James
Sam, Miami, MechE, can't think of anything particularly uninteresting
BACK TO NEW BUSINESS
Optimists Committee: to discover new purposes when quests fail
point of information: is this about the boat?
no, it's about the bylaws
Stuart found a typo
"a majority shall be defined as a quantity greater THEN one half"
change name to "Pessimist Committee"
PASSES
fun fact about Robert's Rules of Order:
the longest constitution is the Student Senate
2nd longest is Robert's Rules of Order
3rd is Apex's
fun and actually real fact of the day:
once sailors grow out of the class of boat called the Optimist, they move into a class of boat called the Laser, or a class of boat called the 420
if your class of boat really is an optimist, you say it's half full of water
real fun fact about Robert's Rules of Order:
there are no fun facts about Robert's Rules of Order
fun fact about Roberts Rules of Order
the polar bear is hidden in the third chapter
fun, not true
$2 to Frieder, everyone who isn't happy about this committee will chair
Capture The Fish With Stuff Committee: Marlena proposes that we flood Doerty and Wean and replace all flags with fish
change all instances of "fish" to "finch"
would we be able to give them tiny scuba suits?
yes
PASSES
this sure sounds like something in that would happen in a dream
Sam: where's the filmmaking club?
(he was here for like 15 minutes)
oh god we made "KGB films a porno" jokes
PASSES
$3 to McGinnis, all members of Filmmaking Club will chair
Committee For People Not In The KGB: see what it's all about and then decide that we really should be somewhere
change name to "Filmmaking Club"
PASSES
James is gonna be back in a minute, don't wait up
cmufilmmakingclub.com seems to be in Japanese, about finance
James: those doors are difficult
the freshman managed it
$1 to McGinnis, Sam and Zora will chair
BACK TO voting on the Jokes On Marlena Committee:
there were 5 abstensions
no objections
and at least 5 votes in favor
PASSES
$16 to Drew, anyone who has ever told Marlena to wake up will chair
ANNOUNCEMENTS
EVENT
KGB Acts Bitter
board games and card games and children's games
also candy
bring games!
we need judges for CtFwS
it's a week from Friday
you have to go to a judges meeting if you haven't judged before
although you should go even if you have
you should definitely have played CtFwS before if you want to judge
email exec at exec@cmukgb.org
money is still a thing
pay Dillon for UPA stuff
he'll send an email
also sweatshirts
booth
meetings and builds are still happening
5:30 pm on Thursday for art meetings
last week we hammered out the background colors for most of the walls
we're gonna look at more specific art this week
noon on Saturday for builds
wear clothes you don't care about/don't mind getting painty
we need people for Nomcom!
you can't run for exec if you're on nomcom
SCHMUCKS
how did you hammer out the paint colors?
messily
apex needs pushers
talk to Skye
we are now in purple
