Minutes20120130
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Officer Reports
eforney
looks like dkirby
has 4 knees and is a girl
Had a weekend!
best weekend evar
friday night: did a thing.
looks like eforney again
did nothing this weekend, see above
Bubbles
had a weekend
first, tool training, then improv show, then tool training again. Got a lot of stuff done at tool training
all of the wall bases except one are done
saturday: skiing, which was cool. and cold. and cool.
it hailed in his face
watched the Pro Bowl, ironically
new people (name, major, where from, something completely uninteresting about):
David, physics/comp bio, Bethlehem PA, has a button on his shirt unbuttoned
tvaughan
looks like Xander
is Tim Vaughan
accidentally stepped into a portal to an alternate dimension this weekend
found people who looked like ice cream, and is now convicted for murder due to a misunderstanding
something involving a drunk baby and a rum cake
EVENT! Useless People Auction! 7pm, MM A14. Dress classy! All the famous KGB celebrities will be there.
mmeyerho
Had a weekend!
went to tool training, used some tools, built some flats
did some homework, played some cards
did some homework, made some food, burned some food
Has a Pravda?
SUBMIT TO PRAVDA?!
tbroman
Had a weekend!
lots of exercise
went to Parkour Club on Friday - minor head trauma
went skiing on Saturday - skiing is awesome, especially for $10
twright's Hell is being stuck on a ski lift between two people who are singing along to an instrumental song.
should really try to stay awake in cog psych--has fallen asleep at least 3 times so far this semester
kharring
Had a weekend!
began with tool training - nobody got injured! yay! (until a ladder fell on her head)
saturday: skiing. Broman ran into a small child, Adam's skis didn't work, Alex fell, Thomas fell getting on ski lifts, Kelly didn't fall--until a very dramatic, bad fall and scraped her chin
sunday: did not injure self. It only involved walking to Apple store and making meatloaf.
cshaffer
Had a weekend!
nerf war at some point, d&d at some point
keytar practice with Oren at some point
lots of homework at some point
minecraft at some point
did not go skiing this weekend, went skiing the other weekend but can't go skiing every weekend gallivanting off into the sunset on the slopes in a Western in the Alps
Committee Reports
The Everybody Hates Going to Ginger's Committee reports massive failure; not even the chairs went last week The Kirby & McGinnis Variety Hour went to the apple store to get dkirby's new laptop looked at--they were very friendly and helpful, not smug, so that was sad. made jokes proportional to OS market share. met the only black man on 4chan. His name is Terry. Bobbed heads to "what is love" - yeah, they were that guy The Oh Shit What Have We Done Committee requests report from the 410 Ski School: only minor scrapes and injuries The ad-hoc C++ is not C Committee reports that C++ is not C, but it's close The misappropriated Booth Committee reports: yo mamma... last night The Rule Phi or (1 + sqrt(5))/2 Committee reminds KGB to keep it classy this Friday. The Puzzling Committee reports: puzzlehunt registration is up at mazeoftwistypassages.com! (currently without flavor) register your teams of 4! Do it in the next few weeks or tomorrow or today! Hunt is 2/18 The ad-hoc Margarita Gets Hurt a Lot Committee explains why you wear a helmet while skiing The Matthew Feld Glisson Self-Injury Memorial Committee approves of the previous report The misappropriated Misappropriated Ad Hoc Committee reports out of order motion to create the Out of Order Committee (out of order) The ad-hoc It's My Birthday Committee reports: it's my birthday. and there will be cake at the end of the meeting The Cake is a Lie Committee reports failure The ad-hoc Birthday Committee wishes Bubbles a very merry unbirthday The Committee for Inappropriate and Awkward Musical Accompaniment sings happy birthday to egarbade The Time Police tells egarbade to cherish this birthday, for it is your second-to-last The ad-hoc Sibling Rivalry Committee approves of Ed's trolling The ad-hoc Sibling Rivalry Committee also notes: give it 20 years, then she'll be trolling you The Storytelling Committee and the Booth Committee report: here's our booth!
Old Business
pcd has the thing. pcd is absent. Not his fault: puppies
New Business
create the Helmet-Wearing Committee to wear turtles on our heads to set examples for the kids
the ad-hoc Biodiversity Preservation Committee says really? turtles? consider the turtles.
The ad-hoc Symbiosis Committee reports: this puts parasitism to a whole new level
The Taxidermy Committee notes that cotton is a very good form of padding
motion to change "turtles" in the purpose to "koopas" - passes
motion to append to the purpose "make Xander wear a helmet" - friendly
the Tap-Dancing Xander Committee approves of the last change to the purpose
kharring had a pink helmet that said "rebel" on the side in purple when she was young (her parents bought it for her)
While it may be tempting to stack turtles on your head, don't
Will these turtles be singing about ducking and/or covering?
The Don't Worry, It's for Science Committee, along with the Wizard Dueling Committee, reports: you fools, I will show you all
dkirby: why would a turtle want to sit underneath my hat?
the Treasurer suggests you could buy Xander or eforney at the Useless People Auction and make them wear a helmet
how does this committee feel about the inevitability of turtle poop on heads? (turtle diapers)
nobody put yertle the turtle on their head
vote: passes with the purpose "to wear koopas on our heads to set examples for the kids; make Xander wear a helmet"
sold $2 Shannon, chairs: those who are wearing helmets, her, eforney
create the Margarita Gets Hurt a Lot Committee to share stories when Margarita gets hurt a lot
the Oh Shit What Have We Done Committee feels this committee is redundant
(Has that ever stopped us before?)
(Sully): The Has That Ever Stopped Us Before Committee, the Has That Ever Stopped Us Before Committee, the Has That Ever Stopped Us Before Committee, the misappropriated Has That Ever Stopped Us Before Committee, and the misappropriated Has That Ever Stopped Us Before Committee report: dmeng's objection doesn't make very much sense
vote: passes
sold $8 memcginn, chairs everybody but Margarita
create the Petty Committee to make sure that no petty emotion, no petty question goes unanswered
that's like every committee we have
motion to change the name of the committee to the Pretty Committee - friendly
the lysdexics of the world disapprove
motion to change the name of the committee to the Putty Committee - friendly
motion to append to the purpose "kumquats" - friendly
motion to change the name of the committee to the Pretty Putty Committee - friendly
motion to change the name of the committee to the tbroman's Nightmare Committee - friendly
motion to append "pickle barrel" to the purpose of the committee - friendly
motion to change the name of the committee to Dan Kirby's Happy Fun Variety Hour and Car Wash - friendly
motion to change the name of the committee to the Friendly Committee - friendly
motion to change the name of the committee to the Pretty Pretty Pretty Pretty Petty Pretty Petty Committee - friendly
motion to change the name of the committee to the Pretty Patty Committee - friendly
motion to change the name of the committee to the Krabby Patty Committee - friendly
motion to change the name of the committee to tbroman's Nightmare Before Putty Committee - friendly
the Conspicuous Crossover Committee approves greatly
motion to change the name of the committee to the I Bet He Actually Likes It Committee - friendly
motion to change the name of the committee to the Unique New York Committee - friendly
motion to replace every occurrence of "petty" with "party" in the name and purpose of the committee - friendly
motion to change the name of the committee to the Uncomfortably Friendly Committee - friendly
what is the purpose of this committee?
motion to append to the purpose "to throw parties for pretty patties that are petty and made of putty" - friendly
motion to replace all Ps in the committee's purpose to Qs - friendly
call to question
vote: passes as the Uncomfortably Friendly Committee with purpose "to make sure that no qarty emotion, no qarty question goes unanswered; kumquats; qickle barrel; to throw qarties for qretty qatties that are qetty and made of qutty"
sold $10 tbroman. Chairs: him, jcolmar, egarbade, ccpresea
motion to read the minutes from the last committee - dilatory
allocate $50 for event - it's a good idea
create the Committee to Make Clyde Repeat That in Rufus the Cat's Voice to make Clyde repeat that in Rufus the Cat's voice
Clyde says something
The wtf Committee says wt--no, actually, it's funny
the Can You Repeat That in Song Committee approves
motion to append to the purpose "...and Darth Vader's" - no second
motion to append to the purpose - "and make clyde give all his officer reports in the same voice" - friendly
Clyde sings in a cat vibrato
the Committee for Inappropriate and Awkward Musical Accompaniment reports success
the Can You Repeat That in Song Committee sings: this was not a committee I was expecting to come up todayyyy....
motion to append to the purpose "and to supply Clyde with cough drops so he can continue doing it"
vote: passes with purpose "to make Clyde repeat that in Rufus the Cat's voice and make clyde give all his officer reports in the same voice, and to supply Clyde with cough drops so he can continue doing it"
sold $9 memcginn, chairs him, Oren, whoever's involved in that D&D thing
Announcements
EVENT! Useless People Auction! 7pm Friday, MM A14! Be classy! PuzzleHunt 2/18, you should register Booth sessions: art focused, Wednesday 7pm in the Kage, build-focused on Saturday, 12pm in the Kage CtFwS rules discussion! Tomorrow, 5:30pm, DH2105
Schmucks
motion to create the Out of Order Committee there will be cake at the front of the room! don't swarm ed xander wants souls, anybody selling? AUO wants cellists String Theory wants cellos afalk wants medical literature board games upstairs in the UC above the pool every saturday at 6 ski trips: let Kelly know if you don't get the emails chess club meets Friday above the pool margarita is trying to get rid of a twilight princess game for gamecube game creation society meets at some time dmeng has a bunch of stuff, wants it if anyone has a purple tie, sacunnin will buy it for $5 we purple we gtfo there is cake
