Minutes20160208
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EXEC REPORTS
mike
had a weekend
went to the land of no comics
(hanover)
there was one street
grad school interview!
some people had a lot of beer
they might not go back
flannel ment something else
skye
had a weekend
fell on her ass at the event
then ordered food and played silly games
THEN ITR (record ass falling)
also assassins!
no ass falling yet
also the KGB meeting is safe
as is maggie mo right now
dillon
had a weekend
walked to an ice rink and fell on his ass twice
there are photos
also ran chinese new year for like 13 hours
EVENT
bitterness party
7:00pm friday, PH A18*
candy, also bitterness
bring games
erin
had a weekend
did some things probably
was reminded that thermodynamics is still alive and well and exists
SUBMIT TO PRAVDA
zora
had a weekend
fell while skating and TOOK DILLON WITH THEM
also went to the cult meeting
don't worry about it
and then watched star trek for two hours
that set the tone for the weekend
joe
had a weekend
started with skating for the second time ever
didn't fall on his ass
was doing it wrong
was very bad at itr
but it was very good
y'all should watch crime films about old white men arguing about justice
specifically, twelve angry men
murphy
had a weekend
I AM THE A-L-E-X-D-E-R oh my god okay
COMMITTEE REPORTS
frieder
frieder's computer has been on applecare since the summer of 2013
it's been through a lot
everything has been replaced
slightly time displaced, excuse me?
ALEXANDER HAMILTON, MY NAME IS ALEXANDER HAMILTON
misap swear of the week
fucklamping douchecanoe
"big data"
thermodynamics exists
coffee gets cold
inside jokes
jumbo large
retroactive timetravel
apparently frieder had an event in his calendar
committee for old business
the retroactive timetravel committee will untable at midnight tonight
point of info
is it permissable for committees to untable in the old business section
if we table them in the future
to be untabled in the past
committee to make mike's life harder
comics fight
incredible annoyances
ah yes
the ducks
assassins
skye ALMOST bought the ducks that didn't make any noise
it made the meeting loud
misap assassins
murphy blew the duck speaker
booth
builds!! ply cut! ply primed!
come to booth!
sat 2 - 5 in the kage
sun 1:30 - 4:30 also in kage
fonzy
steven got a really nice leather jacket for xmas
EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR AMERICA'S FAVORITE FIGHTING FRENCHMEN
LAFAYETTE
"internet of things"
"internet of shit"
"internet of hackable things"
"internet of internet"
OLD BUSINESS
the Thing!
claiming his second spirit of the thing is not steven's fault
the committee for old business breathes a sigh of relief
NEW BUSINESS
the big data commmittee: the internet of things
motion to walk around with little briefcases and suits and saying things like "business" and "numbers"
passes
a lot of the things in the internet of things that are hackable
i legit can't tell if jane is saying actual things or just rattling off buzzwords
oh also fire
you know what really says big data
when your excel file crashes because it's too big
emacs
i didn't understand the rest of the words
change "internet of things" to "internet of people, places, things, and nouns as a whole"
you know what really says big data
math. perl. shared server hogs.
i'm not data
in old dreamweaver, if you opened an 8kb file, dreamweaver crashed
it fucked stuff up
silicon valley is usung the clouds for big data instead of water
skye is taking a class in which the machine learning students routinely make the prof's comp crash
nika made a pomegranite
and had to make a LOT of seeds
the pomegrante fucked the processor
"i- i- i- seeds."
frieder was trying to set stuff up at a hackathon
his friend didn't understand python but did understand perl????
PASSES
$4 to frieder, anyone who works with big data and frieder will chair
harry peaked in middle school: he took acting lessons and found an extra advertisement. he was accepted. he's credited on the same imdb page as ron jeremy and dustin diamond
change "acting lessons" to "boxing lessons"
passes
change "boxing lessons: to ""boxing lessons""
point o forder why boxing ring when square
no
change to "harry "peaked" in high school"
passes
my quotes are not consistent
suck it cs
motion to put quotation marks around the whole thing
passes
motion to put quotation marks around harry and middle school
fails
motion ot change name to "the unicode consortium: every single code point"
pASSES
motion to append "the code point for unicode love hotel" to the end
PASSES
change "the love hotel" with "u+1f3e9"
PASSES
$2 to harry, ron jeremy will chair
wait bryan: revenge
wait bryan
change name to "wait steven: berate steven"
passes
change purpose to "weighing various stevens"
passes
change purpose to "berating various stevens"
fails
change all instance of steven to "bryam"
passes
harry learns something every day
wait bryam!
change bryam with an identical person
that's not how that works
PASSES
$13 to owen, disbanded
bad memes: don't let your memes be dreams
so you've ALL heard people say memes say "meymeys"
ed has a coworker who beleaves it's "mem-eys"
change purpose to "don't let your dremels to mammals"
passes
change purpose to "sweet dreams are made fo meymeys"
change name and purpose to charlie brown noises
passes
and then michael got BINGO
no storytelling commitee
recind bingo :C
THAT'S STATISTICS
what if plinko
frieder has bingo
it's the attendance
report from the storytelling committee
murphy tells a story
michael has bingo?
this is confusing
kelly has bingo?
motion to change name to "good fucking question"
passes
motion to file a complaint with the bingo board for identical bingo boards
filed
PASSES
$4 to frosty, whoever. anyone. will chair.
kgbingo: to before every meeting, put together a bingo board for five members
and they can shout it
they'll get disticnt one
tim had a class buy a guy called "jim jimbo kenkle"
they made a HUGE bingo board
(it was called jimbo)
change name to "kg-jimbo"
passes
worms supports tim's story
"internet of shit" "internet of shit" "internet of shit"
"internet of shit!""internet of shit!""internet of shit!""internet of shit!"
there's a kid's school next door
fuck kids?
motion to kill the joke
the joke is now dead
ear distances?????
PASSES
$1 to tim, tim and skye will chiar
chanting things: CHANTING THINGS CHANTING THINGS CHANTING THINGS CHANTING THINGS
IT'S A GOOD IDEA IT'S A GOOD IDEA IT'S A GOOD IDEA IT'S A GOOD IDEA
stop asking abou tthe number 7...
down with communism! down with communism!
if you're standing on the stage with a mic and say the same thing a bunch of times, eventually the audience will do it
steven gregorian chants USA USA
"ice, ice, icicle. bike, bike, bicycle. Test, test, testing 1, 2, 3"
motion to pass this by aclimation motion to pass this by aclimation motion to pass this by aclimation motion to....
FAILS
you could vote for this committee five or six times...or just once
welcome to hell: to collect literally everyone who said this to kelly after she watched an anime last week
was it madoka?
YES
welcome to hell
harry also watched his first anime
"i don't understand what my husband is saying"
murphy relistened to hamilton and then BOTH mike and zora messaged him "welcome to hell"
adhoc storytime
owen and steven were in donner
they let them come up with the chants
steven's
"we're not stopping...we're not stopping...we're not stopping..."
and then steven wouldnt stop
owen's
everyone would point and laugh
and then tehy would all stop at the same time and stare
welcome to hell, steven says, having never been to hell
most of us are going to hell
owen at the friendmaking competition: "i'm not here to make friends"
go to steven
we are now in steven
PASSES
$6 to erin, anyone who just said "whelp" after their first anime will chair
motion to make an allocation not to exceed $60 for supplies for the event
PASSES
real political procedure: to highlight political procedures that are so bad, you'd think it was a kgb meeting
there's no analogue to the filabuster in the japanese system
instead, if you want a vote to take forever, you just walk ver, very slowly to the ballot box
they just banned sodomy in michigan
even though it's unconstitutional
the person just DOESN'T give a fuck
steven: [REDACTED]
owen has to recover from steven's joke
last week, in the house of commons, someone just walked down and starting to read
without calling a filabuster
a guy almost got beaten to death after a THREE DAY SPEECH
frieder is filabustering, and
harry: [REDACTED]
my minutes are kinkshaming the kgb
the kgb as an org does not support kinkshaming
that's what the k stands for
the chair would entertain a motion to retract steven as our official spokesperson
passes????
he's surprised it took us this long
bye anna
PASSES
$1 to frieder, the first person to convince mike to let him sit down (murphy) will chair
ANNOUNCEMENTS
EVENT
bitterness party
come play games
we bitter
on most days
we'll bring candy!
you bring games
ctfws
the 19th!
if you're interested in judging, email exec@cmukgb.org
also skye wants to paint the fence
pls also email
rules meeting
tonight, 8pm, weh 8329 (judges room)
artemis?
talk to skye
starship simulator
harry's excited
nomcom
email us!
you cna't be running in any elections
and you have to be a dues paying member
it involves running the elections
we'll get you the info
SCHMUCKS
apparently kgb exec got dates???
somehting about the bitterness potty
idk i was laughing about potty
the boston accent has gone airborn
meet bryan in his bioliguistics bunker
michael has started a cult
owen's interested
talk to michael
[REDACTED]
kgbingo
talk to skye
we are now in purple
